Was playing with AI to show my gf how you could manipulate photos. This is very close to my natural hair color (it was a bit lighter.) Sometimes I think about going back. Would you still do me if I were a ginger?

Give me the strength to make it thru the service tomorrow without calling one of my cousins a dick for being a dick. 🙏

I had planned to showcase my lovely homemade goat milk soap this weekend at an event for Mother’s Day. I suppose its debut will have to wait…stay tuned!

Fuck this entire rainy ass cold day. Fuck taking an hour to drive 10 miles & being late. Fuck my low tire pressure light being on my new-to-me car & taking 2 hours to find the leak. Fuck my gram dying on my birthday. Fuck it all…I’m snuggling up with my sweet pup and calling it a day.

My new car is a smidge bigger than my last one. I worry that I’m not pulling into the garage far enough & will chop the ass end off with the garage door. I think I got it in far enough today! 🤣

Thinking of you….

It seems futile to pray for peace when you know peace will only come with death. My Gram isn’t going to make it to her 95th. She rapidly declined with Sundowner Syndrome & Hospice has been called in. I’ll be heading to TN Wednesday morning & my schedule will be in a holding pattern for a bit.

I still have a bit of availability for my birthday month of April. Make a date post haste! [email protected] emmaelizclt.com If you can't make it in person but would still like to spoil, my Amz wishlist is posted in my bio 😘

This rose bush & I are a lot alike. Smells sweet. Looks dainty. But that little bitch will EAT.YOU.UP if you don’t handle her with care.

The perfect birthday gift? YOU. On my calendar. NOW. emmaelizclt.com

If you would like to help put the finishing touches on my patio, I added a few things to my Amz wishlist list in time for my birthday 😉 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

The best thing about a nervous date is watching the nerves settle & fade after only a few minutes of talking, laughing, and just being ourselves.

A sweet little birdie reminded me that this is my birthday month! 🍪 ❤️ (Now you’ve been reminded too 😉)

That button is hanging on for dear life.

Same.

The amount of tears that I cry just before leaving this island would fill a forking swimming pool.

My time here in paradise is coming to an end 🫩 Will you be welcoming me home next week?My calendar opens on April 2.

Date night on the island be like casual shoes or dressy shoes?

I realize this announcement will come as a surprise to many of you but I’m announcing my retirement effective immediately. I will live out the rest of my days in #SXM with my sugar daddy. KIDDING! But get on my calendar - it opens up on April 2nd.

May the luck of the Irish be with you today 🍀

Last night I spent an hour on video call with bat shit crazy gf to help her prepare dinner for her new bf. Bless her heart, she can't cook a lick but apparently the dinner got rave reviews. Anything to help my girls get laid 😆

My gal pals & I hiked up to Ft. Louis today (hence the (@)(@) sweat) and the views were awesome

Some sweat equity today! Couldn’t figure out what I spilled on my shirt only to realize it was my boob sweat causing my bra to dye my shirt 🤣🤣

Beach hair. Don’t care. But that burn is gonna burn 🔥

Thank you to the lovely gent who gifted the funds awhile back to purchase this. I just finished it and found it so inspiring. She’s my idol. ❤️

Discussing the moon with a gf & she was surprised that I see the same moon here in the Caribbean as she does back home 🤣. I do know the sunsets are better here.

Flight attendant wearing red bottoms. Hope the heel doesn’t pierce the life raft should we need a water evacuation!

Lady sitting at the bar next to me ordered her drink “filthy and loose.” Took me a second to realize she wasn’t talking about me 🤪

Catch you on the flip side 🏝️ Mark your calendar to welcome me back starting April 2nd ❤️

Bill Gates saying he didn’t properly research who Epstein was before befriending him. Yeah, right 🙄. Sounds like Gates needs to learn how to properly screen the company he keeps.

If you reach out to me via my reservation form on my website & ask that I reply back via email, please check your spam folder! I always reply even if I’m unable to see you. Don’t miss a good thing (and be a NCNS) because you didn’t check.

Why exactly is Global Entry still closed when you don’t even encounter an agent at any point? Can they not afford the electricity needed to power the camera/passport reader?

Final round of Galentine’s today. My gf’s were curious who my mystery flower-giving boyfriend is but I don’t kiss and tell 🤭

Happy Galentine’s Day! ❤️

I never ponder the reason why someone would seek companionship outside of their marriage/relationship because I don’t judge. But if you refer to your wife/SO as “the old lady,” it leaves no doubt as to why you ain’t getting it at home (and I do judge in this case.)

My bat 💩 gf is dating a new guy. She came out of the bathroom to find him wearing her bra & panties. Asked me what to do about it. Told her to tell him she has a lovely shade of 💄 to complement 🤪

I’ve held on to this bittersweet goodbye for a long time. Another happy/sad ending but I’m glad for the time we shared. ❤️

Final results!

How many inches did you get today? ❄️

It’s always an odd mixture of happiness & sadness when an ATF moves on simply because their life is in a good place again. ❤️

I SO VERY MUCH appreciate the Amazon & vanilla gift cards my lovely gents give because it allows me to purchase supplies for my newest obsession. Homemade goat milk soap 🧼

You have just over a month to get on my calendar before I ride off into the sunset & sand 🏝️ I’ll be on hiatus Feb 28 - Apr 1. Don’t miss me!

Power has been out for awhile. Glad I had this candle 🕯️

It’s a soup & pj kind of day. I can’t for the life of me make just a little pot of soup. 🍜

Just listened to a gf - who is very active & unsafe on the dating apps - lividly go off for 10mins about her college-aged sexually active daughter getting tested for STIs. And this is why…. You don’t wrap it, I don’t touch it.

There are men who can’t find the clit & there’s the man who just spent 2 hours telling me to touch & use my vibrator on/in my urethra. I commented that he was very knowledgeable abt female anatomy & he said it was because he reads a lot. WTF are you guys reading?!?

I found my sound activated disco ball & told my girlies I’d have it warmed up for them for NYE. The convo that ensued makes me laugh…

Ringing in the new year (at least until 9:30ish) with a couple of besties & a home cooked meal. 🍲 I’m looking forward to seeing you lovely gents next year! ❤️

Wilted and keeled over because his hooman is 30 minutes late with his breakfast