Karl Marx failed to consider Wicked branded squatty potties

Tonight my partner found out he was saved in two of my friends phones as (Kelly’s boo) and this is the kind of equality the matriarchs dreamed of

How I look in red lipstick before I go out vs when I come home and forgot to reapply

Subway service meltdown, San Francisco is back baby and it’s good again awoooooo *wolf howl*

Wow, who knew it was only $100 million to find the cure for racism

Walking down Market Street I just had a guy tell me “have a good night be safe” is this feminist catcalling?