Gm crew! Have a great day! 🤩🩳

Going back to work on Tuesday so I gotta make sure I do absolutely nothing tomorrow and enjoy my last day of freedom 🤪

The Pitt S02E02

Home 🙌🏻🤩

Bout to board my flight back home. Anyone seen that new Netflix show his and hers? Is it any good?

Showing my big ass smile. Be nice 😬

Showing my big ass smile. Be nice 😬

Sex in the morning >>>>>>

2016 / 2026 I debated but here it is. What do y’all think?

2016 / 2026 I debated but here it is. What do y’all think?

From I’m just a bird that’s already flown away to touching myself looking at porn. Proud Hilary fan over here 🙌🏻❤️

Last full day at this incredible resort and we’re going to make it count! Gym + pool/beach + lobster dinner + late night walk by the beach. This vacay has been amazing 🤩

I didn’t get the upgrade to business class for my flight back home. Those are going to be some really tough 9 hours 😭

I went to the spa for a massage and when I got there they told me there weren’t any female masseuses available and if I’d be okay with a male one. I said it was fine but it was really nerve wracking because I had never been rubbed by a man for 80 minutes. So it was definitely something new lol.

I’ll be by the pool if anyone needs me ☀️

I’ll be by the pool if anyone needs me ☀️

Kinda really like this pic my husband took last night 🤩

The gay in charge of the music at the pool is doing a greatttt job. No notes. The hotel needs to give him a raise like now!

Kinda really like this pic my husband took last night 🤩

Mornin’ gays 🤩

Some leg content 🤪

Gm crew 🤩

Hello jet lag my old friend 👀

While I wait to board my plane, I wanted to let you all know that “still not gettin’ any” by simple plan was my favorite album growing up 🙌🏻🤩

Please recommend movies/tv shows for my 9-hour flight tomorrow 🤩🙌🏻

no one: my ex:

Watched good boy this morning. Cute message behind it but I found it a bit boring. Would’ve worked better as a short film.

Stop ketchup precum in 2026 🤢

On my way to watch The Housemaid !!! 🤩🤩🤩

Last day of work tomorrow yayyyyyy!!!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

I’m so hungry every morning when I wake up.

So as of last year I’ve been struggling with lots of migraines and pressure in my eyes and after doing several exams turns out I have a cyst right above my right eye and will need surgery. I’m relieved I finally know what’s going on and will be able to forget about those god awful migraines soon 🙌🏻

Stop giving awards that should go to Ariana grande to a random woman we’ll never see on screen again. You can’t compare 20 minutes of screen time to a project that lasted 4 years and has more than 3 hours of screen time with all the range in the world. So infuriating! Ariana deserves that Oscar!

Sunday scaries creeping in even though I have three days left to start my pto 🫣

I have watched three seasons of television in the last 4 days. I have two episodes of dark left. It’s been an amazing ride and I regret nothing 🙌🏻🍿

Cold brew + dark season 2 🤩

I kinda like the way I smell after my workouts? Don’t come @ me 🤪

Dark is the best tv show ever made? I’m enjoying it so much this time around 🥳 Happy NYD crew!

I got home at 3 am this morning and I feel exhausted! Mind you I don’t even drink so I can’t imagine what this exhaustion would feel like with a hangover on top. You drinkers are very brave. Or dumb. Or both. Happy new years! 🥳

Have a great NYE you wonderful people on my phone! You guys are amazing! 🤩

Started rewatching dark and man it’s so good 🔥

You made me come to the office and now you expect me to work? Rude.

I don’t think I’m ready to go back to work tomorrow! Thank goodness we’re only working Monday and Tuesday this week too because frankly I’m so over it already 🤪

This year my resolution was to log and rate every single movie and tv show watched. I’m glad to say I nailed it. So, for 2026 my resolution will be to drink more water and stay hydrated. I purchased a big water bottle to help me achieve this new and challenging goal 🙌🏻

Should I spoil you boys with a lil chillin by the pool pic? ✌🏻

I really hate being a light sleeper. What do you mean my husband is going to wake me up with this snoring every fucking morning? Until I die???? Seems a bit unfair and a bit much. Gm Bluesky! 😂

Tell me lies is too damn good! Can’t wait for S3 🔥