Context switching to From when I probably should just rewatch Babygirl or Saltburn

As an extremely pale person, I know I should not feel good about new freckles and moles But I have a new one near my belly button and it’s very cute, so +1 skin damage

Just saw a clip of Jacob Elordi saying his first cinematic crush was Legolas, played by Orlando bloom Someone get me a rabies shot

NO THERE’S ONLY ONE EPISODE OF HEATED RIVALRY LEFT

I don’t want to spoil the story, so I’m pacing Heated Rivalry the book behind the show (which I have been procrastinating on bc I’m deferring happiness, I guess?? Fixing that tn)

My cvs doesn’t have a lot locked up but panoxyl? I’m punished for acne??? And it costs $3 more here than elsewhere? Playing yourself

“Wow I’m so excited to have two weeks off. The possibilities are endless: there are so many good things to experience and memories to be made.” Meanwhile, the forecast:

Had lunch w coworkers and everyone was sharing good stuff they are watching or have watched recently, and I did not mention Heated Rivalry Please clap

A woman with a nasty cough is in the patient intake room at the hospital without a mask bc the front desk lady wasn’t there to enforce wearing masks (mandatory in our county at this time of year) 🫠

Someone take my phone away before I buy this and humiliate myself in public

Listen The TikToks I send after 9pm are hilarious bc my edible has kicked in and I’m assuming my high laughter is transferrable via dm

we all need this saved to our phones

I need an iPhone wallpaper featuring Luigi, Jacob Elordi, and Hollanov

Omg. From S3E1 broke my heart.

Kevin and gang changed my life a mere month ish ago

Just passed a car with the plate “you pmo” and I am so jealous

Who up professionally grinning and bearing it (a shit sandwich)

I know I’ve been slacking on YouTube lately but wow is my home feed on iOS absolute dog shit Here’s a video from 14 years ago Another four from random men you’ve never watched Three you’ve already watched Nine ads Where’s recent uploads from channels I actually follow? Recs for similar videos?

Trying to get work done on the couch and then knit w tv, but my cat son is keeps scratching at my legs and trying to dig into the cushion crevice All this despite having two comfy blankets draped on either side of me while I occupy the center third of the couch Monday behavior

I need cosmetic brands to stop discontinuing and reformulating perfect products.

Tickets for David Byrne at Stanford go up to $1000 There’s absolutely a market for that in the Bay Area but I’m not in it I’ll be in the cheap seats

Jumping through too many hoops to get bloodwork done but at least I found out that the hospital within walking distance can do them vs going to nightmarish Labcorp facilities

Had to call 911 yesterday bc as we were driving across the city from the wharf to Bernal Heights, a car behind mine had a toddler sitting on the lap of the male in the passenger seat. I hope that baby girl made it home safe and I hope those men never put her life at risk like that ever again.

I have exercised restraint and for that I am rewarded with two episodes of Heated Rivalry to catch up on

On our boat tour yesterday, we saw two humpback whales, harbor porpoises, harbor seals, and sea lions, along with a host of sea birds. And of course this absolute beauty.

heres me

If god exists they’ll erase the 5-6 cocktails I had tonight by my 6am alarm

We were talking about Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls earlier tn and I get in my Lyft home and guess what’s playing

I’m too agitated today to be on a public social media platform

Thought I was halfway through my aligners but I’m only finish 9 of 21, and they think one tooth isn’t tracking properly And I just found out I have to wear retainers full time for a year after I finish these Kill me now

Tesla drivers are awful. Why are you braking hard at a light way far back, then inching forward? Begging for an accident

If anyone is out there listening, it would be extremely cool if payroll hits tomorrow instead of Monday

OBGYN office puts seasonal potholders on the stirrups Women make everything better

Someone started parking a cybertruck in my neighborhood recently and idk what’s worse: Them living in an apartment much like my own (financially stupid) Them living in the adjacent condo tract but parking that dumpster in front of apartments bc it doesn’t fit inside (wealthier dickhead)

My rosacea clashes with all my cool tone makeup (and the rest of my cool neutral skin) Woe is me

Was browsing through my saved places around my doctor’s office, saw a bbq spot, then realized why I’ve never gone. They don’t have mac and cheese.

Hit every green light on the 10 mile expressway stretch of my commute Taking that as a reward for making it in to the office for once, rather than a sign I should come in more than a couple of times a month

I want to try one after work but I slept like shit last night, so technically I can’t afford to actively ruin my sleep tonight

Not into whiny men irl but I do love a Midwest emo band with whiny vocals

PG&E can tout that they’re lowering rates til the cows come home, but why am I still paying nearly $300 every month while living in a flat?! Do I need to freeze to get under $200????

Never thought I’d see Vince Staples talk about TLC’s Sister Wives I love him so much

Rosacea is acting up My body is rebelling against the hedonism I’ve been partaking in

Does anyone have recs on what to give my vet staff as a thank you/parting gift? The practice closes after this week.

Why’d I have to fork over my birthdate to Bluesky

Watching the Diddy docuseries It’s really a shame someone didn’t [redacted] back in the 90s

Got a small cut on my index finger where yarn sits when I knit My fix? Slapping a pimple patch on it so I can still knit My hood will not be finished in time for whale watching on Saturday but I’m motivated to get it done this winter while it’d be usable

One of my cats won’t settle down and it is making me SO overstimulated

Jacob Elordi can’t keep doing this to me

Pray for me as I brave a night of heavy festive drinking