Can’t stop singing the jokey clip rendition of Call You In The Morning (unreleased) by ilovemakonnen Ik he probably hates how everyone is eating it up but we can’t stop won’t stop

Was scrolling for a sweet treat til this robbed me of my appetite

Can’t imagine going to a theater with recliners and not using them to put your feet up and lean back

Getting a smog check at a place with parrots. I can’t see them but I hear them 🥲

Jacob Elordi give me your pink bottega duffel and a kiss Please

Feline grimace scale is a v important tool, but what if your cat has a very expressive face, even bordering on feline RBF at times?

Bring back quaaludes Do it now

Another Anker charging cable has fallen victim to my boy cat’s gnawing (and probably the twisting and turning I subject it to, since it’s my bed charger) It’s at a 50% hit rate for whether it’ll actually charge my phone Always buy 2 packs!!

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

As a Californian who has fought against rain-appropriate gear all my life, I do kinda wish this were waterproof so I could justify buying it But I literally do not wear anything waterproof when it rains as it is, so… Idk it speaks to my 90s kid soul

“Idk about the rest of you guys, but this guy to me looks like he broke into a bakery and ate all the pies” Multiple nice highlights today but remembering this clip was peak

He should kill himself

TIL that in 2024 someone used drones to project Steve Harvey’s face in the sky above Atlanta I know this had to have sent at least one person into psychosis

La Croix at the office went from 50 cents to $1 🫠

About to spend so much money on Tame Impala tickets next week bc I think I’m going to go to two tour dates Every penny will be well spent

Another person I greatly admire is retiring 😭 I loved our conversations – how much he pushed and supported me, and the way so many left me in awe of his intelligence (and gratitude for his belief in mine).

Shrinkflation has seemingly hit the bulk packs of Purr Pops and that is bad news for my pet food spending

Watching The Wailing (Korean horror film) I wonder if someone has already counted the number of times the characters say a slur for Japanese people throughout the course of this film.

Based on the smell radiating throughout my apartment by way of my kitchen, I think one of my downstairs neighbors is eating 10 sautéed onions for dinner.

At least after today’s appointment, I’ll have surpassed my $2000 deductible

Bad Bunny confirmed he's a 49ers fan hoping to see us win another super bowl So keep that in mind when you're about to talk shit about our team

Despite his insistence, I cannot find a way to work with my cat on my lap. I struggle to access my keyboard and mouse (desk or tray), or if i manage that I have to be on tip toes while seated to make sure he doesn't fall off, and either route causes back and shoulder pain Cat mom guilt commence

Postal worker decided to stop coming up my one flight of stairs to deliver small packages to my door and now just leaves them by the mailboxes below the stairs. I get it, but I don't like it.

One of my cats is gassy Pray for me and whatever I have to address in their litter boxes tomorrow morning

Serena Williams is tainting her legacy in my eyes with all the GLP-1 ads I need them all to stop I know this post will only increase their reach as they chase me across the internet

Fixed my knitting mistake from last night. Easier than expected but sock yarn is soo thin and fiddly.

Watched the video of the robot and cardi b falling again and I feel a little better

Got a row and a half into a dormant knit top, messed up, dropped stitches, tried laddering up multiple times, still missing a horizontal bar. I set it down bc knitting is supposed to be relaxing for me – not upsetting. Might be my first+last time knitting w yarn the weight of embroidery floss.

Was going to be productive today but my lower back rejected that notion and now I’m stuck on the heating pad

Super Bowl Sunday means that my primary food group is chips and queso

Just bought Girl Scout cookies at the grocery store but now there are even smaller Girl Scouts outside my coffee shop and I feel bad Clearly I have to buy more cookies, right?

Reading my second book of the weekend and both authors do not use quotation marks A minor peeve, not a dealbreaker for me like many readers for whom it automatically results in a 1-2 star review on Goodreads and fable

10/10

I waved back but I hope they noticed my 49ers plate frame. Admittedly this is such a sick party bus. Jealous for many reasons rn.

Are hockey players allowed to fight in the Olympics? If not, it’s just not the same

Seems like the collective needs to be reminded of the #1 rule of driving on 280 when it isn’t dark or raining: The left lane is for real speeders. If you aren’t going 85, you cannot drive in that lane. If you don’t like speeding, take 101

Odd that I’m getting a permit processing notice from my town but it was sent from Tustin CA, which is in Orange County 330 miles away

NPR did a tiny desk in sf with souls of mischief yesterday Attending a tiny desk concert is on my bucket list and I missed it Time to pack it in!!

on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.

Saw someone post about a sandwich that looked so good that I’ll probably drive 45 minutes for it today

The sweetness of sharing a pillow with a cat >

You know it’s bad when corporate media puts “racist” in the headline instead of “potentially containing material some may claim to have identity-based connotations of a historical context”.

The mattress stitch seam on the baby beanie I knit isn’t as flat/flush as I hoped, given babies heads are mushy and their skin is so delicate. I think I’m going to try knitting another again, and I’m wondering if any knitters here have any recs for a flatter seam. (Black yarn, circular needles) 🧶

Almost 40% into a 240 page arc ebook whose early reviews are strongly divided But I started it this morning and I’m absolutely hooked I’m eager to see where it goes

Sharing this with Bluesky and everyone I know bc it’s important and beautiful

Unsettling. A male therapist in Santa Cruz, whose website specifies that he offers counseling to survivors of sexual abuse, wrote a character statement in support of Ghislane Maxwell’s attempt at getting bail in 2020. www.reddit.com/r/santacruz/...

Kerb British spelling of ‘curb’ According to the book I’m reading on kindle

Twitter is full of people realizing San Francisco is not the shithole the media portrayed it to be, but is actually heaven on earth (with minor issues, but who among us)

“Love supporting small artists” /s Would love new front bottoms but I’m happy to get something from Brian Esp since it seems like they (and he) are never coming back to the Bay Area

I can’t cry for myself, but I can cry for this wonderful woman on TikTok with cerebral palsy whose mom/primary caretaker/life partner just passed from ALS 8 months after diagnosis