choice in Beautiful Western Country : -normie -impoverished disabled (porn for normies) -"alternative" (porn for normies) -tragic preventable suicide (porn for normies) you can choose any one! but only one of them we will bother to help with. after all, if you chose the other ones you dont need it

the world is a ball point pen, and still the world keeps turning

doing quantum immortality theory but for the cup of coffee i almost spilled all over myself just now

i am a digital ghost watching the dead body of an ignoble life still walking around. a silhouette in the halflight that you cannot see smiling. if you got close enough to look into my eyes, then i wonder if you would see anything at all.

every single person related to crunchyroll needs to be offered a blindfold and a cigarette. disgusting vandals.

visualising on the canvas the whore i wish to become

what level of anaemic is gasping for air while sitting in a chair ?

the back of my head is flat because my parents never loved me

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i had 4 vials of blood drawn today it was very erotic

pleae

the pleasing sound of acrylics on a phone screen

first game of a new dnd campaign went very well im glad i still have the sauce for this

typing boner in th movie groupchat any time theres a kill scene irdgaf nymore

genie warlock

hello. im going to be showing up to your valentines date with a hammer. looking forward to seeing you both.

I think dub watchers don't deserve human rights

opening up my wrists in front of you and your friendgroup safe in the knowledge it will not impact the trajectory of your lives in any meaningful way

forgot how to draw again award

the black souls thing is really funny to me because my shit got touched inappropriately on the bus a bunch as a kid and i guarantee the guys that did it have no idea what lolicon is. these things are not comparable no matter how stupid of a poem you write about it.

DRINK 4BILLION COFFEE

reminder you can you deal with age verification by pointing your phone at a jacksfilms video. that white boy loves to open his mouth and turn his head left to right.

drawing battle maps by hand because im stupid

"uhm hey if youre not cool with this thats okay but uhm can my guy do this thing: *LITERALLY THE COOLEST SHIT EVER*

ahhh. an ipad would improve my quality of life so much. ipad chan... where are you...?

i just retweet art with "boner" on my xshitter private and almost did that publically here out of pure reflex

just cracked my knuckles so hard i moaned

today i did nothing

im a ballerina floating through the world

new cope: being a perennially broke bum actually makes me cool and stylish because it means im like the blue one from bocchi the rock

this happened to me irl. its moe.

pharmacists actually could not give a fuck or a shit if u die im so done w these idiots

corduroy shorts

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there needs to be a tool where you can look up what movies kojima has and hasnt watched

i think when people come to me to complain they should be forced to hear whatever i am currently listening to like they just walked into my little corner shop in a movie. the backing track to your character development is going to be my playlist of ibiza club bangers. sorry.

😕 (dnd character i never got to play much of)

i guess they pussied out on this? whatever

im here

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🗡️ #alicesawyart

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🫶 #ZATO

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Growing up playing Fire Emblem I thought that 'mercenary captain' had to be the best job in the world and now that I'm 30 and a game designer I still think that

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i have a psychic link with my playlist that causes it to put mark knight on when im getting mad at stuff. the sadness fades away