Everyone, I'm so sorry. I... I want to fuck that TV.

To whoever sent me a drawing on StrawPage of my teeth icon pregnant: ... Thanks? I guess?

I have created a "StrawPage", because my love for "answering questions and such" has been left woefully unfulfilled on this website. I think this is what people use for this matter. (Please forgive my ignorance—I am a Tumblrina at heart.) Now, you can tell me ANYTHING! karmatens.straw.page

all this talk of 'lmao what if gabriel's just going commando the whole time' naturally,

entanglement hazard

Ok

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I love the dead wife trope i hope gabriel dies sooner

Gabriel boobs🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

God I hope they have drywall in heaven so Gabriel can punch holes through it

God gabriel would be so playful and flirtatious if he wasn't sexually repressed and riddled by catholic guilt. He has so much fun in his second fight! 5 billion years old he truly should have been at the club

grinding on gabriels cross

such a big fan of this robot cock concept francis made

gabriel themed blowjob

(v1gb) he’s really chatty in 6-2

(v1gb) rare big v1

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Pygmalion et Galatée #ultrakill #ferrygabe

I believe I promised a gabe upskirt shot #ultrakillnsfw

In ULTRAKILL Act 3, Gabriel's boss fight will have his name inexplicably appear as "Gabrielle". No further explanation is given, and it is never commented upon.

local angel gets 2koma'd #ultrakill

Truly the worst time to be a musk fetishist. Terrible how one man can ruin what used to be the most beautiful word in the English language.

#nsfwart #robotfucker #robophilia #wireplay #ultrakillnsfw i hardly ever see porn of swordsmachine💔 people dont fw wire pussy like i do

idk maybe ferryman is secretly an artist in our community

#ultrakill - 💜 -

There's a stark contradiction I encounter regarding FerryGabe that I can never seem to reconcile: I think the Ferryman is very, very cute and deserving of whatever domestic pleasures he desires, but I also think that Gabriel failing to provide these makes their relationship SO much more compelling.

most important confirmation made this update. ferryman did indeed sculpt it

Yeah the new Ultrakill update looks beautiful, the new models and environments are gorgeous, I don't give a fuck. When are they going to fully topologize and texture Gabriel's fat pussy

I just realized—I forgot to make a pinned post! Here's some of my Greatest Hits in weird pornography, and you can read them right HERE: archiveofourown.org/users/karmat...

The sheer amount of Gabriel upskirt art that seems to be going on is enough to satiate me for multiple decades straight. Like I'm seated at a king's feast, starving, and they lift the lid on the silver platter to reveal the main course: this guy's pussy.

tfw your partner is a speedrunner 😔 #gabv1el

m/gabe