🔥🔥🔥 Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal takes the battle to the enemy, accusing ICE of being "made-up fake wannabe law enforcement" working for a "criminal in the White House". 👏👏👏 More of this please! #ICEOUT

10 years teetotal today! 😀

Dear Mr Trump, However much you’re enjoying Rob Reiner’s death, it’s nothing compared to the joy that will be felt across the whole planet when you eventually die. Yours expectantly, Me and billions of others (real billions, not your made up billions)

Respect for Trump around the world has risen like never before as he displayed his legendsry negotiating skills by selling out American Football in exchange for some totally real and meaningful and very gold Peace Prize from the totally not corrupt FIFI.

"A new biginning"... Trump's command of big words on display for the world to see.

To be fair to FBI Director, Kash Patel, he didn't say the 'suspect' had been arrested.

I have a suspicion that the Director of the FBI doesn't know the right term for a person suspected of committing a crime.

Countries other than the USA have people with mental health issues. Countries other than the USA have anti-psychotic drugs. What countries other than the USA don't have is regular mass school shootings. Of course it's the guns.

Surely it's time we stopped asking questions about the President's pedophile best friend?

4🧵Emergency Nurse Leigh Evans, who has worked in the Palestinian territories including Gaza and who is participating in today's protest added that: “We are not servants of nations — we serve humanity. Our duty to care knows no borders, no politics.”

"Thanks for your attention to this matter" isn't quite as catchy as "Sieg Heil!"

MK Dons have a new logo! #mkdons #COYD #AFCW

A great man passed early this morning, aged 92. Sensei Roald Knutsen. From the moment I first walked into the Butokukan Kendo Dojo he was a huge influence on my life. I was privileged to be his student for nearly 30 years.

Why did the Chinese put a 34% tariff on The USA? Why not 33 or 35? Because they were trolling Trump... it's a reference to his 34 felony charges! 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine waking up every day and saying to yourself: "I'm the richest man in the world. What can I do today to make other people's lives better... or shall I just carry on being a cunt?"

"You have to laugh, or else you'll cry" In the moronic Musk/Trump anti DEI purge, images of the plane that dropped the atomic bomb have been removed from US military websites for being 'gay'! Truth! (aka Pravda!) 🤣🤣🤣

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

When he meets King Charles later today, I hope Zelenskyy wears a suit to troll Trump.

Those advocating for Trump's policy of appeasement are forgetting the history of Hitler's expansion into first the Sudetenland, then the whole of Czechoslovakia, and then the Ribbentrop pact/deal with Russia to carve up Poland. Like Hitler, Putin regards pacts as just pieces of paper.

Trump and JD exuding beta cuck bully energy... Putin must be laughing his head off.

Imagine thinking that inviting the fascist bully Donald Trump to the UK for a state visit was the right thing to do?! Please sign and share 👇 🖊️ you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...

I wonder what it is that Farage really wants to say but doesn't because Hate Speech is illegal in the UK?

Heard #mkdons are looking for a new crest, so I did them a redesign, which they are welcome to steal, that being their style:

BREAKING: from the owners of #mkdons: لقد كذبنا، ونريد استعادة أموالنا. أعلى رحلة كرة القدم؟ أنت تضحك. كل ما لدينا هو ملعب فارغ وبعض المشجعين البلاستيكيين. لقد رأينا ما يكفي. فهل هناك من يريد أن يأخذ منا هذا الهراء؟ نحن سعداء بتقليص خسائرنا وقبول جنيه واحد. هل يستطيع أي من عملائنا المزيفين تحمل ذلك؟

Master Ken from 7 years ago... note how the Nazi does a 'my heart goes out to you' salute! youtu.be/HSExpmrDogU?...

Umberto Eco’s List of the 14 Common Features of Fascism reads like a list of ingredients for Trump's recipe for MAGA www.openculture.com/2024/11/umbe...

“Mr. Trump, F*ck Off” Anders Vistisen, a Danish member of the European Parliament offered a blunt message to Trump about his obsession with taking over Greenland

Raising the right arm, a quick 101: First came the 'Roman salute' (although there's no historical evidence for it). Then the 'Bellamy salute'. Then the 'Fascist salute'. Then the 'Nazi salute'. Then 'Dr Strangelove'. And now the Musk/Trump/Maga salute. See? They're all really quite different things.

With his insane climate change denial, Trump will become the greatest mass murderer in human history.

Trump finishes his speech, and immediately the singer's backing track fails. Welcome to 4 years of the USA being a laughing stock!

We wish you a revolution And a rexectomy #notmyking

Got my first block (that I know of) on Blue Sky... for pointing out to an otherwise enlightened chap that his use of plagiarism software to generate AI imagery was embracing the unethical! Maybe I should have been less direct? But at least I didn't swear at the thieving fuckwit! 🤣

A SHORT HISTORY of BREXIT. ▪︎The public was lied to. ▪︎Leavers broke campaign spending rules. ▪︎We got a rock-hard Brexit anyway. ▪︎No compromises were made for Remainers. ▪︎Brexit happened. ▪︎It's been a disaster. ▪︎Things will just get worse. ▪︎The public has changed its mind. ▪︎It now wants to Rejoin.

I'm no lawyer, but I think Assad might be fucked: en.kremlin.ru/acts/news/70...

Do Americans really not know what 'trump' means in English?

This is magnificent!

I have a joke about MK Dons, but I stole it, changed the punchline and now nobody likes it.

#afcw #coyd #fuckmusk

I made a starter pack... 50 to follow go.bsky.app/QLesVdo

Charles the dodgy landlord, Charles the environmental hypocrite. Dozens of rental homes in Sandringham below legal energy standards. Windows rotting, tenants feeling the cold, while Charles flits about by helicopter between a dozen palatial homes. #AbolishTheMonarchy www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/...

🔥 OK, let’s REALLY test out the power of this new Bluesky community. All of you #Rejoin folk out there… You saw that we just appointed Dominic Grieve & Caroline Lucas as co-Presidents… And you know our 23,000 membership is now growing fast… So - are we doing this? Are you IN? Then join! 👇👇

We can do this! 🙂

I’m not going to leave X just yet - I hate that sense of being driven away from a place I used to love. But after one day on here, I already know how much prefer it. So if you see this and would be kind enough to share it to let people find me, that would be hugely appreciated. Thank you.

I've left Twitter, but before deactivating my account I've gone scorched earth. I started by requesting and downloading an archive of all my tweets. Then I used the Redact app and the DeleteTweets Chrome extension to delete all my posts, reposts, likes etc. for free!

Here's a useful tool for Bluesky Type your account name in and activate It will come up with a list of the accounts followed by the people you follow.. If you type in your password it will give that list with an optional follow button to make life easy. Try it 💙💙 bsky-follow-finder.theo.io

NEW: The great Trump-Musk crackdown is coming. And it will hit hard & fast. Journalists will be first. But everyone else is next. I urge you to read my 20 lessons in How to Survive the Broligarchy, inspired by & featuring the great @timothysnyder.bsky.social 1/ www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...