Trump Justice Department is both the biggest oxymoron and also accurate assessment. Has to put his name and stink on everything.

Merry Christmas! Bombs away!

#econsky gonna off themselves.

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the land, not a creature was stirring, except for the FBI feverishly redacting the Epstein files.

Creative writing now applies to the GDP prints I see. #econsky

Get ready for the Trump-class battle dingy!

I get US prisons are pretty inhumane but I want to know why anyone in prison has a personal puppy but particularly a sex criminal.

If Warner Brothers ends up being the albatross that takes down Ellison, it will be the best thing they've made in 30 years.

The redaction effort was always going to end like this. As well as creating more witnesses to the documents.

So, that law to release Epstein files wasn't followed? Like all those other laws they are currently not following? My goodness, what a shocking turn of events.

Yes. People voted to have the law set aside. That's a thing they did. Sure.

Bribes are just tips now thanks to the tax code.

Weekend at Bernie's president.

He doesn't need to rename the Kennedy Center, he is already going to have two recessions named after him. #trumprecession

Gonna find out how much Musk money the media/fascism complex can steal to try to save the GOP from this fucking clown show. #trumprecession

Too bad the Brown shooter didn't murder someone rich, preferably in a despised industry, cus then they'd be caught by now.

Nah, Susie Wiles maybe didn't know exactly what she signed on for but now she does and is still there. Fuck off.

It's gonna be an angry tweet weekend.

The problem with loyalists is they are also incompetent.

I'm confused, did $DIS pay OpenAI a reward for all their IP theft?

If the amount of sychophants on TV lying about how great the economy is any indication, we are in real trouble. #trumprecession #econsky

Increase the screeding. #trumprecession

Farm product prices are higher than a year ago, of course, time for a bailout for some fucking reason. #agsky

Trump's stated goals are made up of two equally opposite propositions. Everyone should have maximum revenue while also having the lowest costs. This being a problem as someone's revenue is another's cost. #trumprecession

I'll never have Paramount+ as long as it's owned by the president's son in law.

Face you make when it's totally a bullshit participation trophy but you taking that shit home regardless cus you're a sucker for fake adulation.

President Participation Trophy.

Alpha male energy is apparently murdering people cus you feel like it. But sure, lecture us about morality.

His MRI results are under audit.

My favorite part about incompetent people demanding the keys is when they get themselves so far in over their heads they commit crimes.

How did we get to the point where the content is interrupting the ad stream?

Murder is for the people doing the work of smuggling drugs, pardons are for the people collecting the profits. #NarcoDon

If the check clears, even if it is money from trafficking drugs, the pardon gets auto penned.

Even trolling is outsourced.

Brazil took business everywhere else in the world after US Bolsenaro tariffs, now they are no offer into the US for a moment, regardless of the tariffs. #agsky #beef

We stopped doing open letters because every idiot just opens their mouth on social media instead.

Trump fucked up the beef industry and expelled their labor, then tariffed imports to get right wing criminals out of consequences for their actions. Now it's all going to shit. So, TACOs Brazil tariffs after getting nothing. #agsky

I think the amazing thing about Epstein is he was so good at exploiting rich assholes and then blackmailing them that he still is.

You know they "ended cancel culture" so all the people in Epstein files get to keep their jobs, right?

Private equity. Where everything you love gets loaded with debt and collapses. Get back to work pleb!

If the Epstein files put national security at risk, they need to be released. Because they are apparently that dangerous.

For sure these guys used a public AI to redact his name...didn't they.

"Uncorrelated" assets returns approaching 1:1

White House is in complete panic. Reducing tariffs, pardoning criminals, stealing money.

DoJ, if you are listening, some rich white men apparently all knew this Epstein pedo fellow and exchanged overly familiar emails with him. You should look into that.

The worst people on earth all extracting bullshit "settlements" for any and all perceived and invented slights in their lives. Just another taxpayer fleecing by the people who spent a trillion dollars faster than anyone in history.

To be fair, anything over -100 is an indictment of this society.

"WH: No Oct CPI or Jobs reports." That's how you know the data is good. #econsky #trumprecession

Aurora Borealis to those who celebrate.

Unrelated question, what's up with men turning into women and fertility? Oh. Probably nothing. Anyways back to the profit porn.