Thing about me is

A few years ago when a whole lot of people, myself included, were pretty loud about this whole piece of shit and we basically just got yelled at and called delusional, too extreme, etc. Now those people calling us delusional are doing the fake exasperation thing and I just can't stomach it.

me getting ready for 4/20 easter

Was introduced to some trans folks by friend when I was in my 20s, and it kinda washed over me because they were… just people. Nevertheless when trans rights became a full-fledged mainstream talking point, I realized it was then critical to support those people asafp

Being an adult is buying fruit trees and bushes at the store

No cats were harmed while making this new banger meme

No, I get it.

Early 20th century crimes were different

In an incredible amount of pain from doing rigorous activities such as "walking around" and "standing there watching softball," but, and I don't even say this in jest, today was a reminder that I lived and I'm still alive.

PNW people: In-N-Out is stupid, I don't know why Californians, also stupid, eat there. It's not very good me: Yeah, it's pretty good, not the greatest thing I've ever had, I dunno me every time I'm back in California:

me: i'm irish people: no you're not, prove it Me:

Actually it's a really clever play by my knees, ratcheting the intense pain upwards to distract me from the fucking everything falling apart, it's a smart move

Who wants to fight

Staving off reckless depression and hopelessness by watching "The Boys." Only a few episodes in and not gonna lie, it's good. Not really enjoying the overuse of known crapass band Jane's Addiction, but nothing can be perfect

Interviewer: Mr. Connor, the producers told me you came up with a highly scientific and incredibly accurate name for this current style of governing. Would you mind telling us what that is? Me:

I’m so sick my voice is down like an octave and a half and it’s frightening people

the look on my face as I'm absolutely dominating everyone on the pool table three whiskey, Irish cream and Kahluas in

Starting to get what scientists are referring to as “boxing magazine lung”

Hi just checking in and making sure you don't still think I should be listening to the geriatric millionaire lady with the four refrigerators full of expensive ice cream

Phew. I became completely unable to walk normally right on time. Permanent disability syncing up to the collapse of this shitpiss country like Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon, let's fucking go baby

At 42 I should probably stop just disappearing on people and making them wonder where I am and what they did to piss me off Nah

I can do the voice of the walrus from Alice in Wonderland

I'm telling you right now that if I'm just out living life and one of those Boston robots starts twirling around, I'm hitting it with my cah

Finally watched the Deadpool Wolverine movie and guess what, it was bad. Real fuckin bad. Happy Sunday!

I legitimately would rather see a film about dinosaurs fighting things in space than whatever jenkem the Jurassic film series has cooking up

"No," I whispered, my eyes growing wild with rabid abandon. "Jurassic GALAXY."

me when my wife forced me to go out with her but my mind is still at home

I'm not shocked that there's a hilarious amount of people still going "But, but, but, they're not playing by the RULES because of CONSTITUTION and WAIT FOR THE SUPREME COURT!" I'm just already really tired of it like one week in

My chronic pain is riding the line between moderate and severe, you know what that means 👇

when the blue wave hits 🌊

Fuck.

Just received two emails from the weed store and one email from the alcohol store, thus proving once again that good things come in threes #blessed

I’m well aware that I become more irrelevant with each passing day, but this current use of the word “mother” as an adjective apparently meaning “she looks good” is telling me we’re very obviously at the end of the human civilization

1/3 Pendleton 1/3 Irish cream 1/3 Kahlua Ilian has stolen most of it

I hope this version of Santa visits you 🎄🔪🤌🙏

Between the CEOs, the drones and heightened tensions, looks like we're about to find out how many heaters there really are up in this joint, should be fun

Every time I see Ted Cruz in the news I post this, hi Ted

me when you ask if I’m “rooting for the gunman”

Disconcerting that this only has 2k views. The album art is a clear grab at recent success of the 1980s retro media push, but it's perfect for the music, this album is great

Replying “happy holidays” on all the Christmas posts on FB, doing my job to separate church and state 🙏

Stop what you are doing and enjoy this good news with me: I have successfully propagated our lovely rosemary plant that smells like heaven (even compared to the other rosemary plants we have) 😍

The use of the bass drops, quick cuts and laying out half of the movie in trailers these days make it impossible to tell if it’s even any good, and that goes double for the horror genre.

After that bloodlusty fuck got capped yesterday, I have to say seeing as one of the first news items this morning that some insurance shithouse was trying to limit anesthesia coverage is an extremely clear indicator that they’re not getting it and more lessons are needed.

One time when I was 10 I actually sank about up to my waist in quicksand and I can tell you it’s absolutely nothing like in movies lol

I had a major health issue I literally couldn’t even see a doctor for that went on for almost four years because I couldn’t afford health insurance, so actually I don’t care about some corporate ghoul dying, and I’m not sorry about it

Not a huge Tom Cruise fan because, well, ya know, but he pumps out a really good and enjoyable movie sometimes. Edge of Tomorrow is one of those times. That said I also liked Oblivion and I’m not sure that was reviewed very well

This pardon business really ain't that tough to figure, tbh. If a political party bleats "vote for us because we're not them!" and that's basically the entire platform, but then the figurehead of that party does some "them" shit, getting upset that people point that out makes you look... funny

Death, taxes, the tides, people who ride dirt bikes in the desert attaching racist flags to their vehicles.

"It's time for... [THWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM] Activia shitting yogurt."

Absurd complaint, but I have high quality speakers and they're inserting these fucking bass drops into every single movie trailer and about 50% of every commercial and it's starting to send me into a fucking panic lol