My 9-year-old just theorized that animals were created because whatever was before them was alone and bored. It checks out, my friends. It checks out.

What's crazy about me is I'm mean AND not-religious, so I really have zero incentive to not be mean to people who are mean to me first.

Hate to see people losing jobs to corporate greed, especially people in media. But being totally honest, I have a huge issue holding grudges, and some who lost boxing coverage jobs were personally shitty to me eons ago and I never forgot it.

Dry-rubbed some baby back ribs for tomorrow 👍🤌🙏

Years ago I was detained two days in a row at the border, they refused to say why. Second day they detained my family, refused to allow any restroom visits, again no info. When I attempted to contact someone for answers, they again refused. That was the Obama administration, so cut the shit.

Ted Cruz is in the news and you know what that means. That's right, it's time for me to post that sketch of that stupid ghoul fuck that I did like 10 years ago. He looks even dumber now.

Every time I think I've seen the most spineless, feckless move from a politician, a gaggle of dems trapeze in to surprise me with some cowardly shit in the wake of a completely avoidable and foreseeable crisis.

I'd like to take a moment to thank "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" for gifting me "You see? ...a MAN???" because I use it a lot and everyone always loves it, and me.

When your firefox catches up with the YouTube ads and you can watch the hours-long videos with zero interruptions 🙏🤌

Good news, gang. My book from a few years ago has been archived at UNLV alongside a few other books about cat houses. Bangers like: • The Art of the Pimp • The Brothel Bible • The Official Guide to the Best Cat Houses in Nevada BLESSED 🙏🙏

Being part of the insider boxing fraternity means you have to pretty much just sit there and call every butcher, baker and candlestick maker "champ" regardless of what they say because they met Angelo Dundee one time 34 years ago, have fun though.

Great. My 8-year-old is watching The Princess and the Frog, which means right when the little lightning bug gets his place in the stars I have to pretend to have a bad sneezing fit or ridiculous allergies because I will be sobbing my fucking face off for a half-hour

Can't wait to see how much nothing the dems do about this Venezuela business

An old pal of mine had his tío pass away recently, and his family is trying to raise money to honor his memory ⬇️

people: sir are you ready to me sworn in with your hand on a book that you consider sacred? me: yes

I remember listening to High on Fire years ago and not really liking it, so either my headspace was wrong or some shit because I really slept on this band

This is Doug and he will beat your ass with that bat if you talk shit about my cooking or about boxing history

Cop: you have an outstanding warrant Me: I guess. I mean, it's okay. Some might call it outstanding, though.

Chicken and sausage gumbo and some jambalaya from a local and Black-owned food cart called Krisey’s Kitchen. If you’re in Vancouver, Washington, you need this.

Gonna fuck around and do some cage announcing tomorrow night here in the PNW

Sometimes I just go back to where the chickens are in the backyard and yell “Coop!…”

If that foo is signing an executive order on cannabis you know there's about to be some damning shit released that they want to distract from

Just convinced my 8-year-old that delicata squash was an onion ring and she ate it and liked it. If you think I feel bad about it you’re crazy.

Couldn’t log in for a bit and the app was being weird, but I’m back with a mug check.

Thing about me is

A few years ago when a whole lot of people, myself included, were pretty loud about this whole piece of shit and we basically just got yelled at and called delusional, too extreme, etc. Now those people calling us delusional are doing the fake exasperation thing and I just can't stomach it.

me getting ready for 4/20 easter

Was introduced to some trans folks by friend when I was in my 20s, and it kinda washed over me because they were… just people. Nevertheless when trans rights became a full-fledged mainstream talking point, I realized it was then critical to support those people asafp

Being an adult is buying fruit trees and bushes at the store

No cats were harmed while making this new banger meme

No, I get it.

Early 20th century crimes were different

In an incredible amount of pain from doing rigorous activities such as "walking around" and "standing there watching softball," but, and I don't even say this in jest, today was a reminder that I lived and I'm still alive.

PNW people: In-N-Out is stupid, I don't know why Californians, also stupid, eat there. It's not very good me: Yeah, it's pretty good, not the greatest thing I've ever had, I dunno me every time I'm back in California:

me: i'm irish people: no you're not, prove it Me:

Actually it's a really clever play by my knees, ratcheting the intense pain upwards to distract me from the fucking everything falling apart, it's a smart move

Who wants to fight

Staving off reckless depression and hopelessness by watching "The Boys." Only a few episodes in and not gonna lie, it's good. Not really enjoying the overuse of known crapass band Jane's Addiction, but nothing can be perfect

Interviewer: Mr. Connor, the producers told me you came up with a highly scientific and incredibly accurate name for this current style of governing. Would you mind telling us what that is? Me:

I’m so sick my voice is down like an octave and a half and it’s frightening people

the look on my face as I'm absolutely dominating everyone on the pool table three whiskey, Irish cream and Kahluas in

Starting to get what scientists are referring to as “boxing magazine lung”

Hi just checking in and making sure you don't still think I should be listening to the geriatric millionaire lady with the four refrigerators full of expensive ice cream

Phew. I became completely unable to walk normally right on time. Permanent disability syncing up to the collapse of this shitpiss country like Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon, let's fucking go baby

At 42 I should probably stop just disappearing on people and making them wonder where I am and what they did to piss me off Nah

I can do the voice of the walrus from Alice in Wonderland

I'm telling you right now that if I'm just out living life and one of those Boston robots starts twirling around, I'm hitting it with my cah

Finally watched the Deadpool Wolverine movie and guess what, it was bad. Real fuckin bad. Happy Sunday!

I legitimately would rather see a film about dinosaurs fighting things in space than whatever jenkem the Jurassic film series has cooking up