If James Trafford is the answer, what’s the question? Can we PLEASE sign a keeper who can concentrate AND deal with crosses and shots. 🤦‍♂️ #nufc

Just dug this out of the attic. 2004 perspective on 2026. Too much fucking perspective. #nufc

Just realised…we’ve won the same number of games this season as Bournemouth. 🤷‍♂️ #nufc

3 points is 3 points. Don’t care how we get them, just get them. #nufc

Flappy McFlapflap vs Farty McBrainfart? #NUFC

Clean. Fucking. Sheet. 🙏⚫️⚪️💪 #nufc

Seems to sum it up #nufc

Surely it’s time to re-boot ‘Drop the Dead Donkey’? Perhaps they could call it ‘Halt the Speeding Capybara’… 🤔 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

If you’re a Newcastle United player who witnessed this display of noise, passion and ferocity - and you shirked, cowed and feared in the face of it; displayed a total lack of fight, endeavour, quality and heart - put simply: we don’t want or need you. #nufc ⚫️💪⚫️⚪️

Clutching at straws… and doesn’t really matter, but … every single one of those long throws from the mackems in the first half was a foul throw. Foot over the line. If I could see that from the back of Level 7, what was the officials’ excuse? #nufc

Chelsea: in any other sport, they’d be stripped of their titles and demoted. Not the corrupt Premier League though. Oh no. 🙄

That Delap is rubbish…. 😆 #nufc

Owners, Eales, Mitchell, I$ak. If you’re one of those looking for someone/thing to blame, that’s where it begins. No-one is immune from criticism, but FFS think about what Eddie Howe has done for us so far; he’s earned some slack. #nufc

Down in London and very nearly went to The Dolphin to watch this one. Now sat in a train regretting my life choices 😆 #nufc

Jim Ratcliffe. "Fit and proper" my arse.

Yes, they are playing for Eddie. #nufc 🤫

“Speed is key because we have to be dynamic, we have to be ready to conclude things very quickly because good players don’t hang around for long. You want to go into the new season with a stronger squad than the one that you entered with. And that's always the challenge.” - E. Howe, May 2025 #nufc

Three stories to this #nufc season: 1/ Can’t score 2/ Giving the ball away 3/ Not tough or confident enough - mentally I for one will never forget it was I$ak who’s fucked us over from before it all started.

I think we’re mostly just finding out the truth. We have a few good players, but too many passengers. #nufc

Man, this club. 😮‍💨 #nufc

That’s just … appropriate. For KK. #nufc 💪⚫️⚪️

Thank you, 2025. To all those we lost but are forever with us. This was a day we’ll never forget. A day many of us never thought we’d experience. 💪⚫️⚪️ #nufc Ando: "You have to start somewhere…" May 2026 shine on us just as favourably. 🙏 youtu.be/qIBn00-2cbk?...

"Pundits know nothing" Example #456723 Did Clinton Morrison actually see what Mike Ashley did? Because it’s the polar opposite of what he says he’s hoping for. #nufc Of course, he could just be another shill… 🤔

I mean, the common sense approach would be to end games with multiball instead of a penalty shootout… www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

My first for the True Faith fanzine #nufc

Pope Harvey the Second #nufc

Didn’t have this on my 2025 football bingo card.

Home #nufc

There’s a reason he never wore our Number 9. That’s all you really need to know. #nufc

Anyone know the odds on Isak to Bayern Munich? #nufc

Ugh. This CL draw shows everything that’s wrong with football. 🤮 #nufc

Just because it’s on Instagroan, doesn’t mean it’s him. It’s his agent cranking up the poker stakes. That’s all. #nufc

To which every fan of football should be asking: what is the point? This isn’t a sporting competition. It’s a pissing contest. 🥱 #nufc www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Nothing has changed since yesterday. #nufc Ornstein has called up Isak’s agent and put Downie’s “More likely that he’ll stay" Sly Sports piece to him to get a quote to get more clicks and sell advertising space (and maybe more - who knows?). There’s a story for a *proper* journalist to follow…

Today, I’m reminded of 2 things. 1. “We’re not here to be popular. We’re here to compete." 2. "If you can’t fight a fair fight, don’t fight fair." Isak goes nowhere. 💪 #nufc

😮 Just me then? #nufc

Oh man. Sly Stone. 😢

I’d try and bring back Elliot Anderson. #nufc

Barnetta incoming. #nufc

Depth. Just need more; not out of. #nufc

Jason Howe. Eddie’s alter-ego. #nufc

Win this and we’ll have won more games than Arsenal. Bet you don’t hear that on Sky, BBC, Talksh*te and the rest. #nufc

Anyone who was at St James’ when Shearer scored the volley against Everton knows that Sandro did exactly the same - turned his frustrations into a game-changing moment and dragged the team forward. Shearer meant it. Sandro too. It’s what world-class players do. 💪⚫️⚪️ #nufc

Heroes. Every single one of you. #nufc

The emotion can wait #nufc. It’s not about what anyone else says or does. It’s in our hands. We’ve a job to do. We’re here to compete. Be the best of Newcastle. United. Be ruthless. Let’s get it done. 💪⚫️⚪️

Dear #NUFC journos. In the next few days, I really don’t want articles that ooze emotion, nostalgia, heartaches, nerves or what might be. I want articles that reflect the team Eddie has built: serious, tough, gutsy, canny, brick-shithouse shithousery and genuine teamwork. The rest can wait. Thanks.

They’re a good bunch of players and a good bunch of lads, but they seem to be waiting for something. They need to find some ruthlessness and bloody mindedness as a team and individuals. #nufc 💪⚫️⚪️

This club, man. 🤷‍♂️ #nufc

"Mikel Arteta, it must be the ball" #NUFC fans chant. #NUFC #AFC #CarabaoCup