WELL DONE BRAD! 👏 #TheArchers

Put some nice mushrooms in the lasangna, Amber! #TheArchers

It WAS an accident, wasn't it Ed? #TheArchers

George is coming over to make sure you haven't "said anything", Ed. #TheArchers

Mum’s carers (mostly well-educated Nigerians) are appalled & angry Hardly anyone will come from their neighbourhoods, towns & cities now

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Not a fan of Amber, but that's her opportunity to get out, quickly. Unless she's got nowhere to go? #TheArchers

Yeah, but I'd steal from anyone else. #TheArchers

Does George want to get a flash wedding suit from TopMan? #TheArchers

Oh go on, finish the sentence Justin! #TheArchers

Oooh, a mass tractor accident to celebrate John's 50th! #TheArchers

Wouldn't worry about sounding heartless, Joy, everyone else is! #TheArchers

Not even "splash of water" sound effect? #TheArchers

Mr Nunes, Tony wouldn't know a festive mood if it stole all his cows and replaced them with a field of Tom's #TheArchers

Ooft, I wouldn't be releasing beavers in this weather. #TheArchers

Leonard likes going to orgies then? #TheArchers

Eddie thinks they're in for a good Christmas. There's only one way this can go. #TheArchers

Ruth has raised the subject with David, but he said no. #TheArchers Yeah I know she said she hadn't told him.

Is he winding Ruth up? I really hope so! #TheArchers

OH WE DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT! #TheArchers

It's alright duck, he hasn't got any friends. #TheArchers

When did Pat last challenge Tom for being an arsehole? #TheArchers

Phoebe's already told them all not to bring Kate to the birth, or else! #TheArchers

Haha, oh no it isn't! #TheArchers

So it seems that they all should've gone to Blackpool in the first place. The episode when that was suggested would have been in hilarious! #TheArchers

Please tell us that Finlay has a wife, I can't stand Helen flirting. #TheArchers

Man doesn't listen to #TheArchers

So the baby will be born in the stable? #TheArchers

How much "compensation" is Keir going to tell the BBC they have to pay to Trump, fantastic lawyer that he is?

Is any one else confusing Bill & George's voices, or should I just find my hearing aids? #TheArchers

Oh yes, you are trying, Kate! #TheArchers

Bring reinforcements, the beavers are going to a dance. #TheArchers

When are the beavers coming? #TheArchers

Wedmin!? #TheArchers

Spent it all on the ring! #TheArchers

Yellow Car, Lillian, don't you ever listen to the radio? #TheArchers

Is he going to splash the whole lot in one evening? #TheArchers

Did I just hear David Beckham say his wife made his suit!?

Watching #GameOfWool and remembering I've got the squares of a #LizardRidge that have been waiting to be sewn up for, um, maybe 10 years?

Can someone *accidentally* harm Pip please? #TheArchers

Where's The Hare & Hounds? In Freddie's head? #TheArchers

You absolute effing witch Pip! Try looking in a mirror some time! #TheArchers

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George and a chainsaw? Could be a fun episode! #TheArchers

They all know you're a whinger Pip, that secret has been out for years. #TheArchers

Joy, do you want to go turkey plucking? #TheArchers

Bad news, if you are a Wotsit.

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