I'll bet it feels good as fuckkkkk to eat a squeakberry

If you'll be at this, hit me up! I'm shiny and I have my badge 😤

NEVER STOP GAMBLING 😿: @finnkitty.bsky.social 📸: middymints

Dude nobody told me that being thirty would basically be like being 29 except now I'm thirty. This shit rocks

The only liquor i can shoot is tingala. Is that bad?

Something I’m going to submit for the Scotiacon conbook! [ #Art #FurryArt ]

caught him doin a lil two step #fursuitFriday original images by @ymmotehl.bsky.social

ITS INTERNATIONAL WOLF DAY AND WOLP WEDNESDAY WHAT A BLESSED DAY

Do you think being an eel, like, feels good, or that swimming like that is actually really hard

And as if I didn't have enough shit going on in my life already, at some point, which of my kitchen taps are hot and cold switched

How come every time you go to a drive through late at night, the person in front of you is ordering the stupidest shit you've ever heard of

Been a team lead for one (1) week and I already understand how people can have fifty unopened teams messages and seven hundred unread emails and just not care

Thing driving me craziest about that dildo shaped beer bottle is that it's already so easy to stick a beer in the sand at the beach!! it's reducing an items base level usability to solve a problem that doesn't even exist !!!!

One of the most astoundingly tone deaf things I've ever seen was this weekend, a sign saying "Preserve our ocean view! Vote no on building wind turbines!", which was on a big, electronic billboard on the back of a boat that drives up and down the beach displaying ads

Sorry to everyone who tried to talk to me that I haven't replied to in the last week. Can't really say that I'm going to be doing much replying for a while, either

Made a local gaming discord, if anyone is interested hmu

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN

im a knee pad

*courage the cowardly dog voice*: the things i do for clout

Feel like the most important part of being an adult is having at least one hobby that you're kind of annoyingly into

I made a pride flag for people who are into latex but like, oh my god it's such a fucking faff, we just absolutely cannot be fucked with it sometimes. Like, we love it and all but jfc dealing with the dressing and the washing and the fixing and the maintenance. The grey represents burnout.

i made a thing: @furcons.bsky.social want to tell people what cons you're going to? subscribe to the labeler, go to the Posts tab and like the posts for all the cons you're going to! you'll get a badge on your profile for each of them!

Unfortunately, damnable is such a fun word to say

how to find me at FWA: do ✅: guh. bwuh. hi don't ❌: um. uhhh.

headshot comm for @jackalope.lol 🌀

and you MUST remember that the most important part of being a hater is that you must also LOVE things earnestly and in equal or greater measure, lest ye become a tar pit

Fwa! So close away! I am so excited by this news! Just so close! FWA! So soon!

uwu

need to write/edit more Sexo of my Characterinos

never judge a book by its cover..... if u judged me only by my tweets, ud think i was annoying. but actually im not annoying ! actually, im awesome

Slut shaming is wrong and I would never slut shame anyone... except these birds outside. They won't shut the fuck up. They're so desperate... embarrassing...

Zoinks! There's, like, things in the sky here!! Happy #FursuitFriday 🐲: @denalifur.bsky.social 📸: @middymints.bsky.social

My favorite life hacks are the ones that are basically a children's craft project that solves a problem that literally nobody has

"do you ever think before you post" why would I

Stickers for @jackalope.lol

good MEOWNING everybunny ‼️

Who needs props when you got ears that flop? #FursuitFriday ✂️: @waterdogwharf.com 📸: @heliossnowcat.snep.world

*freeze frame* Now hold up. YUP. thats me! You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, you see, it all started on #fursuitFriday ...

THE CAKES POPPED OUT OF THE PANS EASY STYLE WE'RE SO BACK

me with whiskey drinks every time a friend orders one, I fear

Fuckkkkkkk I'm baking a cake and forgot to grease the pan, it's so fucking over for me :(

didnt realize it would live update lol just watched someones follower number tick down as i unfollowed them

play snouts touching with me with @everestfolf.bsky.social 📸 by @middymints.bsky.social

Swords up and on your guard, dog! You'll pay for your disrespect!! Really fun piece with @lohboh.bsky.social by @rabbitobj.bsky.social !!

Daily bunny no.2916 always wants extra lettuce

Am I in frame?? Did you get me in frame??? #fursuitFriday 📷: @middymints.bsky.social

Camels and weeks are basically the most classic things to have humps

on the one hand, POV porn is really hot, but on the other, I don't think I could possibly take someone seriously if we were having sex and they had a goPro on their head

WHY IS SHE STEALING MY LINES