Trump calls for firings after soft jobs report ino.to/LoQnvmS -- I guess that's the last time we'll see a bad jobs report.

Ryan Walters Says Governor Stitt Set Him Up With Nudes ino.to/hSDTkYI -- "none of his devices were connected to the television" -- creepy fucking Luddite

Trump Administration Says It’s Going To Start To Locking Up Homeless People ino.to/GUPd85T -- Feeling pretty foolish that I didn't invest in private prison companies.

CYBRID Takes Pistol Whip-Inspired Rhythm Action To Quest This September ino.to/IKiwwxa -- Deep cut, but sometimes it seems we haven't made much progress since "Berzerk," which wasn't a bad game at all for its time.

AI Models Can Send "Subliminal" Messages to Each Other That Make Them More Evil ino.to/RUrnXTH -- OK, I know this is a serious problem, but this shit is also really funny.

Trump administration sends migrants to Eswatini in new 3rd-country deportation ino.to/svNvE6J -- Absolute monarchy - check; human rights issues - check; corrupt as shit -- check.

I Tried Grok’s Built-In Anime Companion and It Called Me a Twat ino.to/k83eOAI -- That might be a perfect headline.

Elmo returns to X after hacked antisemitic outburst ino.to/T1kmDFp -- Well, maybe. Everyone claims their account was hacked, though. Maybe Elmo had a few too many and showed us his real monster.

‘This is why people don’t trust government’: Nikki Haley pushes for Epstein files ino.to/eW9toLt -- TBH, "Who is Nikki Haley?" is indeed the right answer.

Dr. Oz: Medicaid Is There For You If You Don't Eat Carrot Cake ino.to/D5yAxBy -- So the people decrying the Mommy State are telling us we can't eat cake. That's consistent.

Missouri AG: Any AI That Doesn’t Praise Donald Trump Might Be “Consumer Fraud” (No, Really) ino.to/0bHDueI -- One assumes he's just fine with MechaHitler-bot

Senate Democrats enter shutdown hardball against GOP spending cuts ino.to/F9mQFXz -- Sure, PBS is nice, but how about using the threat to get Medicaid and SNAP cuts rolled back?

Why Do So Many People Think That Trump Is Good? ino.to/LCFOb94 -- Couldn't even finish it. I think Brooks ate George Will and shit him out into this column.

Federal Agents March Through L.A. Park, Spurring Local Outrage ino.to/vZ6jiS1 -- So basically a show of force.

How Public Health Discredited Itself ino.to/ikjGCnn -- That's right, scientists and The Left know-it-alls are to blame for all the misinformation and distrust, not the anti-vaxxers and woo merchants. Fuck this guy.

Airplane Wi-Fi Is Now … Good? ino.to/9r48GMI -- Great, no more excuses for not working during the flight. Some day they'll figure out how to hack your dreams and then port in Teams calls.

For Chinese Students, America Feels Just Like Home ino.to/m9BMKsd -- Speaking from direct experience, I'd say this is spot on.

Trump Says He’s Found Buyers for TikTok ino.to/iPVaYRS -- Why is our President brokering private business deals? You know what, forget it. Doesn't matter anymore. Stupid question.

California is about to roll back a landmark environmental law ino.to/Gl9Wotf -- I'm sure this will lead to lots more affordable housing. Just kidding. Sure seems like Gavin wants to be Pres.

Another Climate Change Bonus: Meat Allergy Ticks Are Spreading ino.to/E7Yf0x0 -- Gaia Theory folks must be having a field day with this shit.

Trump says Mamdani must "behave" if elected NYC mayor or face funding cuts ino.to/4tvRdnS -- I bet the original text included the word "uppity" before someone removed it.

We Shouldn’t Have Billionaires, Mamdani Says ino.to/9yr0rte -- So basically the polar opposite of "own the libs"? I could get behind this.

How Sleeping Less Became an American Value ino.to/mTdOyBM -- Stupid American macho testosterone-fueled unhealthy bullshit.

Crypto Industry Moves Into the U.S. Housing Market ino.to/DXCW3PU -- Oh fuck me, this is bad. Very bad.

MAGA right attacks Zohran Mamdani’s religion following his win ino.to/iizBxLD -- Is it wrong for me to take such pleasure in seeing the Right freak out over this?

An angry Trump decries Israel, Iran for breaking ceasefire ino.to/WKq20I2 - Trump said a bad word. Where's the hand-wringing and pearl clutching from the DC press corps?

CBS Execs Have Second Thoughts About Paying Trump Bribe Money After California Threatens Bribery Inquiry ino.to/0keeKNS - The plot thickens. Can't help feeling sorry for my in-house legal cousins over at CBS.

In 2025, atheists make up only 0.07% of the federal prison population ino.to/BI6ceWj -- Speaks for itself, doesn't it?

MAGA Will Devastate Rural America ino.to/J6nJUt3 -- Probably a good time to invest in meth futures. Wow, that was dark. Sorry.

Tulsi Changes Her Tune, Now Says Iran Could Produce Nuclear Weapon 'Within Weeks' ino.to/STzKIu3 - We've always been at war with . . . something something Room 101.

Attack on Iran need not lead to wider war, JD Vance says ino.to/PFbx9B7 -- Says noted foreign policy expert JD (I'm not qualified, I just wrote a novel) Vance.

Senate GOP slashes megabill's tax costs with new accounting method ino.to/5DQDt8F -- It's Enron on the Potomac.

Planet is already doomed. It’s too late. Let’s take that money back and spend it on hookers and blow. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/20/c...

Trump to make a decision on Iran within two weeks ino.to/YbQZWlV -- Two weeks to a completed weapon? Yeah, no. Even Dick Cheney has more credibility than these people.

Kristi Noem Visited Biohazard Lab Day Before Hospitalization ino.to/Ki4EWom -- Lab Leak 2.0

The ‘Outrageous’ Mitford Sisters: A Guide to the 20th Century’s Most Fascinating Family ino.to/HLNvLOK -- Interesting. Big thumbs up for Nancy Mitford's writing, for whatever that's worth.

FFRF: Supreme Court ruling puts religious dogma over kids’ health ino.to/ksG54FO -- To be fair, I don't think Drag Queen Storytime appears in the Bible, although I suspect King David would have been OK with it.

Lindsey Graham Downplays Danger Of Power Vacuum In Iran ino.to/IrHDjEQ -- [Insert: I've seen this movie before-variant joke]. Who has less credibility on this, Graham or Bolton? Tough choice!

Tucker Carlson Humiliates Ted Cruz Over Iran ino.to/jeKNaPC -- Hmm. This story follows the familiar pattern of "X Humiliates Ted Cruz Over Y"

This AI Model Never Stops Learning ino.to/wvSqYx8 -- Uh oh. Isn't this the thing they've been warning about? Cue Skynet.

Christian parents let their baby die because of their faith. Now they’re going to prison. ino.to/YeiNmT9 -- Glad the parents are being punished, but the fact that this is even news is rather depressing.

A hawkish general known as 'the Gorilla' is emerging as Hegseth's key decision-maker on Iran ino.to/UK4ERLU -- Sounded like a cool nickname until I saw his surname. I mean, kinda obvious. Lame.

If Trump Wants War With Iran, Let’s Hear From Congress First ino.to/V5Rppv2 -- When did the NYT start publishing a parody column?

Don Jr Says His Dad Is Too Old To Understand Crypto ino.to/e0kkANL -- Not buying that for a second. Trump Sr. has an intuitive sense of what a scam looks like.

Senate Passes Cryptocurrency and Stablecoin Rules Bill ino.to/B6zPWek -- Might as well start trying out names now for the inevitable meltdown (and institutional bailout). Cryptofinancial Crisis? Coinmageddon?

Far-Right ‘Appeal to Heaven’ Flag Flown Above Government Agency in DC ino.to/kxaJIX9 -- That's not at all ominous.

Ketanji Brown Jackson has earned nearly $3M from her memoir, financial disclosures show ino.to/xqXoWCj -- Apparently this is what Politico thinks is the most important takeaway here. Shame on me for reading this "publication."

Iran Is Preparing Missiles for Possible Retaliatory Strikes on U.S. Bases, Officials Say ino.to/GCXKliv -- I've seen this movie before. I don't trust any NYT article with unnamed gov't sources when it comes to this kind of topic. Fool me once.

Iran’s Best-Protected Nuclear Site Is Deep Underground ino.to/szsWIzy -- Some day in the far future, archaeologists will excavate this site and insist it was some sort of mysterious burial chamber.

Mike Lee Draws Outrage for Posts Blaming Minnesota Assassination on Far Left ino.to/FRzuQiW -- Keep in mind that Mike Lee is not a nutjob MAGA type. He's a normal Republican asshole.