i joined a chuunibyou discord to try and learn more about myself but i think they're too high level for me

Every time I bring my umbrella to work people are astonished that I use my umbrella as an umbrella

You can't do a "Touhou if they knew how to write" parody because that's just how subterranean animism actually goes

Chat, can I have 7 dollars? I don't really have a reason to ask, I just really want 7 dollars. venmo.com/code?user_id...

Tragic: All your friends think your ironic transphobic joke isn't funny because they think you're cis.

Holiday whiteboard drawing

I love the stupid drawings of Tewi with a landmine so much.

Yeah mavel rivals is totally awesome and safe and not humiliating and dehumanizing!! You DESTROYED your root chakra. It's over & you aren't going to make it.

Your ability to dodge bullets is tied to the purity of your heart. Players with corrupted souls are destined to fail. Remember this.

Miko Touhou would be a bottom but would act all smug about it the whole time and spout off shit like "Even if you best me, you won't gain anything from it." or "You should consider it an honor to be able to lay hands on me." while she does absolutely nothing to help.

im officially done with the game awards. why would you think it's a good idea to present the charlie kirk legacy award at this show

You ever think about how the border czar of gensokyo is an immigrant white woman? Why is she allowed to regulate border policy?

My wife has been talking about children lately, surely she will allow me to select our next childs name.

Chatthew, can you tell what game I've been playing? You get zero hints.

nobody told nitori the pull out method doesn't work

The tragic thing they don't tell you about passing is that chasers don't send you unsolicited DMs anymore.

#Touhou #東方Project #秦こころ

I worked really hard on this sprite edit

the point of the masquerade is...

This is my new scrimblo daughter be nice to her

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here. But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

Sanae (in normal clothes)

It's kind of amazing how similar evangelion and breaking bad are

why isn't wario64 telling us about this? what other deals is he hiding

Why do so many of my friends like sexslop. Sex was invented by the church to distract you from video games.

susie haltmann

YA SEE KIRBY, IM A HOLLERIN HOOTIN HIMEDANSHI. A HEE A HEE HEE

share if you're excited for the woke up

Y'all fuck with my Orange wagon star?????????? Number 1 Orange Fan of All Time Is Me!!!!

Remelia Starlet

Tewi star

Yukari Star

Kaokuma star

T-Shirt that says I met Hellstar Remina and she's trans

I saved a whole 2 dollars on bravely defeat

Introducing my karakasa to snow

At my locals. 0-2ers will be punished with forced feminization

after nearly 200 attempts i finally beat great fairy wars and the game crashed while saving the replay so it didn't even give me credit for beating it omfg

List of Touhou Characters I think would make good pets: Michael Marisa Kogasa Orange Kurumi Yukari but only if you have a large steam library. Rei2sen Tokiko Meiling More to come later.

Did you know? In both Touhou Seirensen ~ Undefined Fantastic Object and Touhou Shinreibyou ~ Ten Desires, you can encounter... Aaaaah!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

I am still in awe I won the costume contest because as I was making this all I kept thinking about was the tiny little mistakes I made while doing it and was so worried, but now I'm just really proud of this.

My Halloween Costume: Kogasa Tatara (I won the costume contest) #東方 #小傘多々良　#touhou #kogasa

I'm like the yoshikage kira of Yuri

Crazy my mom still misgenders me on my birthday it's been ten years