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I wonder if Tesla's stock market nosedive is why Twitter is down. Elon can't take everybody making fun of him on his own platform while his empire vanishes in real time.

It's kind of funny how people post stuff like this without working through the consequences of what actually happened. Like, things didn't work out great for Brutus and his buddies, and the guy who took over after Julius was the one who actually ended the Republic.

ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs

Which made it four times as funny when they tried to have that guy played by Tom Cruise.

We are what happens when you let rocks marinate in oxygen for a few billion years.

Hot take: If you have a very, very, very fine house, it's mean to make the two cats stay in the yard. I don't care how easy everything is now, life is still so hard for an outdoor cat.

I wonder if I should try to say actual things here. I never did much of that on the twitter.

The feed says I have made no posts yet, but it also says I've made 2 posts. I have made two of Schrodinger's Posts.