Some days I wish I were a porn star … #Svengoolie

Is that a car engine I hear? #Svengoolie

Street legal? Not! #Svengoolie

Friggin’ driverless car! #Svengoolie

The DEVIL’S work! #Svengoolie

It was the DEVIL’S car!! #Svengoolie

Filthy … and proud of it! #Svengoolie

Wake up! Road Runner’s on! #Svengoolie

In Pamplona, Spain, they celebrate the Running of the Bulls … In Santa Inez, Utah, they celebrate the Vrooming of the Car. TONIGHT! #Svengoolie

Happy Easter!

#TCMParty #NoirAlley

Edited for content … and enjoyment #Svengoolie

Make-up by Rick Baker! Parental guidance suggested … #Svengoolie

Ham for Easter? #Svengoolie

Please tell me that someone administered a friggin’ tetanus shot! #Svengoolie

When the moon is full and the Guinness is flowing! #Svengoolie

Ever heard of Lon Chaney Jr.? #Svengoolie

It smells like goat … #TCMParty

Why has the price of sugar gone through the roof? #TCMParty

Every morning at 6am … #LiveLongAndProsper #BOTD

The 2,500-Year-Old Greek Heroine Whose Story Never Gets Old www.nytimes.com/2026/03/22/t...

Find my Batmobile … #MeTVBatman

European supervillains. The worst! #MeTVBatman

What’s your sleep number? And security code. #MeTVBatman

Tomb + Ray + (Powder - Pow) = ? #Svengoolie

They’re gonna pay real money when we get him to Coney Island #Svengoolie

You know what? We could start a whole franchise of us meeting the famous monsters of filmland! #Svengoolie

I’m afraid we still haven’t found a cure for arthritis #Svengoolie

Say the secret word and win a $1,000 #Svengoolie

If you want a good laugh, give him six leaves. Or seven … 🤷‍♂️ #Svengoolie

MeTV 3,000 BC #Svengoolie

Stalk like an Egyptian … #Svengoolie TONIGHT!

We need a hotline for these models. There's a fine line between a captivating look and a look that says, "Help, I'm being held captive inside a small tent." #CaptiveCouture #MiniYurt

This one hurts. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/21/b...

Joey, have you ever seen a grasshopper the size of an airplane? #BMovieManiacs

“Your mission, Jim, if you choose to accept it … (laughter) …” #BMovieManiacs TONIGHT!

#BMovieManiacs Event: Tonight, we bring you a classic in the disturbingly large insect genre! Peter Graves, Peggy Castle, Morris "Just call me General" Ankrum, and directed by Bert I. "Mr Big" Gordon!! I mean... ya know?? 8 pacific/11 eastern tonight! #Insectapalooza

We both could do better 🍺 Happy #StPatricksDay ☘️🇮🇪

But seriously, folks … #TCMParty

It’s lonely at the top #TCMParty

A star is born … #TCMParty

Eat your heart out, #Oscar #TCMParty

Finally, after 31 punishing days of #Oscar … a film of true substance TONIGHT! 8pm ET/5pm PT #TCMParty

May I remind you that we still have the voices of John, Paul, George and Ringo? #MeTVBatman

How DO you stop an old broad in a turtleneck sweater? #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

Take it from me: A boy’s best friend is his mother … #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

This movie, but the killer is a kid who went berserk waiting for camp to start #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

Kids, act like it’s gonna rain when you go away to camp: wear your rubbers! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie