“Thank you for your service …” #NoirAlley #TCMParty

Here for gratuitous shots of clocks! #TCMParty

Want to see it uncut and commercial-free? #Svengoolie

Do my bidding … Or I will sing the Cherry Ripe song! #Svengoolie

You can lead a scientist to Stonehenge, but you can’t make him eat Mother Karswell’s ice cream #Svengoolie

It’s Jacques Tourneur night on TCM and MeTV! #Svengoolie #TCMParty

Your country isn’t the only one with primal demonic music. In America, we have Jerry Lee Lewis … #Svengoolie

You still don’t believe? My nephew drew this just this morning! #Svengoolie

The demon is kinda sorta cute as demons go. It’s Karswell that really scares me! #Svengoolie

Just finished supper. Ready for tonight’s creature feature! #Svengoolie

I’m gonna get another Oscar if it kills me #TCMParty

Good luck. By the way, I loved you in Some Came Running. #TCMParty

I loved you in Rio Bravo … #TCMParty

Get me on the plane, I’ll take him out … #TCMParty

And she has a chihuahua in her handbag … #TCMParty

(One last hurrah … in Roma) 💡 #TCMParty

I got busted by off-duty fuzz … #TCMParty #70s

I’m running out of sugar, Daddy #TCMParty

What if I helped clear the snow …? #TCMParty

Airport food … #TCMParty

Dean Martin is Matt Helm in … NO TIME TO FLY #TCMParty

Part 1 of The Patroni Saga TONIGHT! #TCMParty

Never kiss the orange ass!

For the lonely lovers out there … 🎙️ #TCMParty

Jack Palance and Jack Palance AND Timothy Carey! Too much! #NoirAlley #TCMParty

I want BOTH Arnies—the bad one … and the good one! #NoirAlley #TCMParty

How much Palance is too much Palance? Let’s find out! #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Enjoying a Sunday morning workout …with you! #TCMParty

Get a room? Better yet, get a movie ticket! #Svengoolie

Pronouns … amirite? #Svengoolie

How did you gentlemen get on to the school grounds? #Svengoolie

I was hoping to get a grant to bring in the Incredible Shrinking Man. But this’ll do … #Svengoolie

Flavored vapes are for sissies … #Svengoolie

I’m no expert … but that spider sounds suspiciously like a cat that swallowed a balloon. #Svengoolie

This better be important. I was winning at checkers! #Svengoolie

Who would put a trampoline in a cave? #Svengoolie

From now on, talk to me like I’m a princess and your home is about to be seized by my father, the King … #Svengoolie

Hmm. I wonder … #Svengoolie

(Poor kid! She’ll never pass English.) #Svengoolie

Clear the cobwebs— I mean, airlanes! #Svengoolie

I asked my chatbot to create a character for a movie starring Will Ferrell and this is what it came up with

Cinematic confession #2: This is where I learned how not to hitchhike. #TCMParty

Whitewater piggybacking … Nothing like it. #TCMParty

Much better than riding the subway. #TCMParty

Cinematic confession: This is where I learned how to dunk. #TCMParty

Mama got class … 🔥 #TCMParty

#Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

Beware of the Devil’s playthings, Rosemary … #Svengoolie

I just adore Minnie … #Svengoolie

When you make the right kind of sacrifices … #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie