HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWOULD YA LOOK AT THAT SIXERS HERE!!!!! it’s all because of me isn’t it. You just couldn’t stay away from your old pal could you! I’m still willing to make a deal. What do you say? For old times sake…….

Hey I have a book ya know. You guys should read it! And if you leave it under your pillow while you sleep, I’ll come visit you! How fun!

Well well well. What do we have here? Another member of the pines family on blue sky! @snail4.bsky.social And he’s dating wait for it………STANLEY! I guess girls didn’t work out for him either. all his ex wives must’ve finally got to him BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh my god guys I can’t believe this HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH wait. So you’re telling me that maple syrup and pine trees older brother is on here? @urlocalmantislover.bsky.social And get this, he’s dating Robbie V BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Guess The kid must’ve moved on to guys after Wendy dumped him so hard.

I’m bill cipher and I can’t stop edging. Why did I get fired from walgreens, edging in the produce section? It isn’t fair!!!!! Life isn’t fair!!!

The real Zim is @normalhumanchild.bsky.social. @zimthehumanb0y.bsky.social fess up kid. Tell everyone who you really are.

Woah! would they be interested in joining the henchmaniacs by chance?

Hey everyone! Look at this nerd.

I Can’t believe it. A human? Seriously? You’re so much better than that bill. Then again, what a fun time that was…….

IM YOUR #2 FAN PLEASE SIGN MY PEFT KIDNEY

lol #bookofbill | #billcipher | #gravityfalls | #art

“stand for trump” NOOO *i scream at my tv

I would say vote for me, but I can just take over if that’s okay with you guys. Just kidding I don’t need your approval. Orange man GET OUT!

Stop being mean to Zim. If you’re mean to Zim I will destroy you.

You sure I’m not the one who’s gonna be eating you kid?

@wh3r3th3r1v3rrunz.bsky.social thinks he’s me haha. There’s no other version of me people. It’s time you all respect me and what I’m capable of. I know everything about each and every one of you. I even know what you’re all thinking right now!

This is great! How would you like to be my personal artist for all eternity kid?

I CANR FUCKING ESCAPE WHY IS HE HERE I WAS JS WATCHING AN IGOR EDIT

OKAY THEN CREATURE. WE SHALL BECOME ALLIANCES

McGuckett too? Is everyone in gravity falls making an account on here? I dunno beats me. Great to see ya pal!

Ya know, my biggest fan isn’t so bad after all. Having someone who listens to you and does what you say is pretty cool. I suppose I could fulfill his dreams and fantasies………..

Took a peek through the minds of @madeofstarzzz.bsky.social @talleztpurple.bsky.social @imfeelingsilly.bsky.social Watch how you talk to me. You wouldn’t want me to expose you, would you?

YES YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU ALL TO PAY ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE!!!!!

Feeling bored someone should summon me. @franco1234490.bsky.social perhaps? You do claim to be my biggest fan…..

Cancel me? Oh my god stop that’s hilarious you should do stand up Stanley. All you pines are so funny.

I love to watch you all have fun on this app. It’s like a little playground for you mortals.

Sixer too? Oh boy this just keeps getting better and better! You just can’t stay away from me can you?

You too Stanley? What’s an old man like you doing on an app like this? Say is your mind free again by chance for me to enter again?

Oh my would ya look at who decided to show up. This should be fun. Hiya pine tree. How’s my old puppet doing? It’s funny that you think some letters in your bio is enough to keep me away. You can’t escape me…..

Admit it. You all love me. You’ll say you hate me all you want but deep down there’s something that always draws you back in.

So there’s femboy art of me now? You mortals have weird desires. At least I look good though…

Then it’s a DEAL 👁️

Oh look, I have a fan. It’s funny to see how many of you humans admire me. How would you like to be my new puppet kid?

Huh? Where am I? Just kidding I know everything about this app and everyone on it. Hello bluesky!