I am fucccckkkiiiiin Steeeveeeee..... Fuck yeah.

I FEEL ALLIIIVVVEEEEE, I MOVE MOUNTAINS WITH MY MIIIIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit my movie was actually really fucking good

This review is FALSE 👇

Hey. Fuck you.

If you're giving my movie bad reviews, Fuck you. Fucking loser asshole. I hate you.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Chappell Roan will be playing Alex in A Minecraft Movie: 2.

Steve (Me) preparing to fight off the EVIL forces of the Nether:

REMINDER: A Minecraft movie will RELEASE! in a week!

Mr. Bob Belcher, we have contacted your legal team and yet after 4 whole weeks you have still not responded, if you fail to remove this item violating our MINECRAFT MOVIE™ copyright from your menu any longer we will have to kill your entire family.

Me flying out of my mother's womb as baby Steve

Fun MINECRAFT fact: did you know that in the development of the MINECRAFT videogame, the "Ghast" mob was codenamed "woke liberals"? BECAUSE WHEN YOU DEFEAT THEM, THEY CRY WOKE LIBERAL TEARS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey @connoreatspants.bsky.social Old Stevey here was watchin' your return to Minecraft video and a little birdy told me that you said the Minecraft community HATES ya! Well as the OFFICIAL account of the Minecraft movie I just wanted to say that's NOT TRUE! Block on brother.

STEVE FACT: If we can get at least 64 people to watch the Minecraft Movie in theatres I will personally send a Wither into the white house to assassinate the President of the United States.

I'm not a movie expert, but I've heard that people went to the movies during the great depression because silly, gleefully fanciful films help lift demoralized spirits during difficult times. I'm considering seeing the Minecraft movie, in the theater, for similar reasons.

Uh oh, Chicken Jockey alert!

I just hit a baby villager with my fucking Minecart. Worst fucking week ever.

First look at IShowSpeed and Kai Cenat as themselves in the live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie. In theaters April 4, 2025.

The fate of the Overworld hangs in the balance! Will our heroes’ creativity be enough to beat the cunty piglins? A Minecraft Movie releases on April 4 – get your ticket now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1E....

Jennifer Coolidge hits a Villager with her car in the live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie.

the ladies call me Jack Jables Jacking it Black Craft

I'm jacking it, and by it, I mean my Jables.

still placing blocks 'n shit

i have nothing left

Exclusive first look at the upcoming Minecraft mob: The Musker It is confirmed to be a tie in update with the Minecraft movie, this is what it will look like in live action

Elon Musk is a Creeper

Primeiro pôster de 'MINECRAFT'.

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Official first look at RICK AND MORTY in the upcoming live action minecraft movie In theaters April 4, 2025.

First look at IShowSpeed and Kai Cenat as themselves in the live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie. In theaters April 4, 2025.

how do i make estrogen in the crafting table

how do i make estrogen in the crafting table

fuck you kid

my little creeper just exploded prematurely

are they saying good things about me

I am placing blocks and shit cause i'm in fuckin minecraft