Every time I start listening to Your Silent Face I set my jaw down on the floor thinking I’ll close it momentarily, and then it stays there wide open for the remaining 5 minutes while I remember how astonishing that track is No hearing or breathing No movement, no colors, Just silence

While I definitely feel like i shaved a few years off my appearance when I shaved the beard off last night, I am reminded how much damn work clean-shaven is for a guy like me. I can’t imagine having to do this every day. If you prefer the beard, don’t fret, it will grow back real quick!

Today was beard care day. I’m happy with the results

Jerking it the other day. Excuse the pet supplies in the background lol

A little more hotel lighting dad

It’s been a while since I posted a tasteful nude with hotel room lighting

Appalling that no Drag Race UK contestant has ever performed as Princess Margaret as their snatch game character

Ummm anniversary guy duh. Turn that boy around and bend him over, you know the ass is chunky now

Gay culture is setting reminders to prep for the Super Bowl party

For all my homies who are also stuck at home with the flu tonight: Happy New Year, sluts!

Ready to host friends for Christmas jocktails 🎄

When are we going to get Mermaids 2 reuniting Cher, Winona Ryder, and Christina Ricci?

Possibly unpopular opinion: Some of you would be hotter with less muscles

I’d pay him to bully me TBH

Welcome back to NYC where the L train is always fucked

Hey Bluesky, any Puerto Vallarta hotel recommendations? I’m thinking of going there for Beef Dip this year (first timer)

Fashion show! I like my new olive jock from Full Kit

Coyote was having a sale this week, so I decided to up my slutty apparel game with their matching blue harness/jock/socks combo

#campit morning wood

#campit morning wood

Campit 8/22-8/24 anyone?

Yup. I’m especially tired of the gaslighting of the final lip sync challenge. Jinkx, Onya, now Ginger. Can we stop this whole dog and pony show where production forces everyone to pretend like the finale lip sync determines the winner?

I think this year will be my last Provincetown Bear Week for a while. Besides the crazy expense, I just don’t like how it makes me feel anymore. My first 2 Bear Weeks were life-changing, and my third was still memorable, as was this one, at times. But I’m in a different place now.

Exhibit A in why baseball is my second favorite sport 🍑🍰🤤 Can we book this guy for the Sports Illustrated body issue?

I’m watching Bullets Over Broadway for the first time, and I’m enjoying it.

Fucking @burqueno-chi.bsky.social over the dining table

After tonight they are updating the criteria for clinical diagnosis of homosexuality to test whether the patient can recognize Cole’s wig as an homage to Bernadette Peters

@burqueno-chi.bsky.social dumped a load in me yesterday, then snapped a couple shots to commemorate it

And here's part 2

From the archives: A couple of months ago I had a very sexy 24-year-old over and fucked him. We filmed a few clips. Here's excerpt #1.

Prediction: Anna Faris is the Jean Smart of her generation - a comedic genius who won’t be fully appreciated til she’s past menopause.

First Trixie, now Violet Chachki is DJing now?!

Just spent 2 hours at a disco tea with 2 gay boys and 4 women in their late 20s. I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad

Aldi ADA restroom is apparently the hot cruising spot in Pittsburgh?

I’m listening to Over & Over by Fleetwood Mac, and 46 years after it was recorded, it’s still astonishing to think that it was all entirely analog…

He also put 2 loads in me, so I made him take a picture of the aftermath too.

A few weeks ago, I hooked up with this guy visiting from out of town. The dick was so good, I didn’t even realize til he told me after how hard he spanked me while he was railing me. So I made him take a 📸.

Launching the petition to get Jennifer Tilly on S5 of White Lotus. I assume S4 is already cast 😔

All these shredded 22-year-old boys on IG keep posting “before” pics of when they were fluffy. I like the before pics better 🥲

OK I’m a little fat, but I’m not “Downloading the bundt cake app to my phone” fat, OK?

Lola Young's Messy sounds just like a classic Kirsty MacColl track, and I love that

As promised, one more clip from our Saturday afternoon romp a couple of weeks back. He came inside me one more time.

And a little more

I took advantage of the lighting in the bathroom of our hotel room here in London to do a little photoshoot yesterday. I started out with a little fluffing.

PSA: Some of you aren’t showing your butt as much as you need to. Give the people what they want

After my dildo, he wanted to try his bigger one on me. It was so thick, I had a hard time taking it. You'll want the volume on for this one.

Saturday playtime continued: After he came inside me the first time (yes, there's a second load coming), i asked him to fuck me with a toy.

*grabs boner, hops on it, rides it into the sunset*

Honey I promise you no one is following you for your takes on Israel/Palestine, we are following you for the shirtless selfies