A Vegetarian 🥗

Self Care 🧖🏼‍♂️

My new meds might be making me feel insane, but they’re also making me feel myself… 👀

Feelin’ thick 🥩

Get my back? 🧼🫧

Got ‘em 🌲

👋🏼 I do still exist! I’m just hiding in the corner 🌽

I’ve already Dillied all my Dally’s. Does anyone have any Lolly’s I can gag on?

📞 “Sorry, can’t make it in. I’m a bit tied up at the moment” 🪢

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Hop in 🚿

Tuesday. 🫩

Good morning 31 🎈

Scruffy

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Soup Dijour: malaise

🍅 Shes unimpressed with my Tummy Tuesday display 🍅

DIVA DOWN!! I’ve been hit 💥. I have had 10 follow me within the last hour 🥲. Why isn’t my government assigned federal agent doing anything ???

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Laundry day 🧺

I’d like to be anywhere but work today, please. 🙏🏻

✨ décolletage ✨

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Last #monochromemonday of the year 🎉

🧱Feeling sturdy 🧱

Cuddle up, Cozy down

She’s an excellent nurse 🤒

I just got called a “participation trophy husband “ 🏆

POV you’re the bottle of multivitamins in the back of the cupboard that have sat dormant since 2018 and has moved across the country with me, but still has not been used despite constantly complaining about how I need to up my vitamin intake. 💊

Repost with a pic from below How did you all get down there?!?

It’s winter, so naturally I had to put on layers. 🧦

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2019 ⏩ 2024 A lil thiccer/ A lil happier

⬆️ or ⬇️..maybe even 🔀 ??

A lil throwback for #tummytuesday

A very happy Monochrome Monday to you lol

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She’s in the holiday spirit

Its so cold outside 🥶

Another hump day pic? My pleasure.

I implore you. Admire the work of my barber 💈

Feeling a little homesick today.

This may come as a shock but I do in fact wear more than a jock and a tank top, on occasion.

I was branded the “work slut” today by coworkers. And I wear that badge with pride

I wanna go back to bed 🥱

Made some lil shrinky dink charms for the new advent calendar im gonna construct

Thinking about bringing back the mustache. Thoughts??