If you see me selling merch at my future husband’s funeral, mind yo business, this is what successful, patriotic, traditional wives do (apparently) 😌💅

This Barbie happily contributes to the birth rate decline 🧚🏼‍♀️💗✨

Pro: the universe has presented you with a minion. Con: she demands sweet treats 24/7

I can rebind books now so that’s pretty cool #hobbyhoarder

Makin s-moves 🍓🥥🥭

My vibes this summer: Trump impeached and a full bush 🧚🏼‍♀️✨🌷🧘‍♀️

Fit check for my napalm era 🪩 #KPopDemonHunters

Is this a safe space for #crafts and #artists 🎨👩‍🎨

Men used to be “Will be home in three days. Don’t wash.” But now it’s just “you up?” at 3am 🚬😔

Currently reading ☕️📚 #caughtup @navessaallen.bsky.social

Remind me, which sex is supposed to be too emotional to lead…

Born to frolic, forced to fight fascism🌼

Peace President my ass

Hey Vessel dearest, did you at least kiss the brick before you threw it 90mph at my head?!? 😭❤️‍🩹

Vessels view at the upcoming Sleep Token concerts when they start singing these LIVE. We’re cooked 😭

Damocles coming at me like 🧎🏻‍♀️🏌🏻‍♀️

“They can sing the words while I cry into the baseline” “This stage is a prison, a beautiful nightmare” “I swear it’s getting harder, even just to exhale” “Everytime they try to shout my real name just to get a rise from me” “Terrified to answer my own front door” I’m gonna throw up 💔😀🔫

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What are my book girlies reading rn

Men are in fact not lonely enough imo

ARMS AROUND ME🗣️🗣️🗣️🎷🎷🎷

Ladies, what are your home #gym essentials?

Everyone’s getting history books for this year’s white elephants apparently.

Submarines- 1️⃣ Italians- 1️⃣ CEOs- 0️⃣

Bald Eagles in Sitka, Alaska #wildlifephotography

Waiting for all the accounts I followed to switch over to BlueSky so I can go back to my scheduled programming but better.

Is this the new clerb???