I would like to shave to look more presentable. My shaving kit is in UNKNOWN BOX SOMEWHERE. I am over a week in and still have boxes all over and idk where anything that isn’t already unpacked is… Oh and my toothbrush has today asked for a recharge. Do I know where the charger is? lol no.

I am not a morning person and I have spent the last 2 weeks being a human before I would ordinarily exist. I’m back on dead lates from Monday. I need to get back into the right routine.

D’ya know what I really appreciate this evening? Sitting on a sofa. Or more accurately, not sitting on the floor.

Good morning…

Finally. I am home owner again. Government, enjoy your tax.

Day two, hopefully attempt two. Will I move today? Who fucking knows. I do, however, now know that the floor does not make a comfortable bed.

It’s 6:55pm. 12 hours on. I’m sitting on the floor in the house I woke up in, without furniture, but with a good few more grey hairs. No move today thanks to solicitors… despite all parties’ funds being released from their banks. Try again tomorrow? Let’s fucking hope so.

Right. It’s 6:55am and I’ve given my solicitors permission to exchange and complete today. I swear if this doesn’t go through today, I’m driving to my buyer’s solicitors and slapping each of them in the face 😇

I haven’t finished all the packing or all the sorting. Almost all, but not all. And frankly, it’s 2 hours to go until what should be moving day and it isn’t and I’m tired and kinda done.

Hopefully today is the last day in my current home, my first step onto the property ladder. I think the second will be my final. This was stressful enough. Never again, thank you. And that’s assuming it all goes through tomorrow.

I am tired. I am anxious. I am stressed. I am supposed to move on Monday. Contract exchange hasn’t happened. I haven’t finished packing. There are boxes everywhere.

Today is a busy day. Busier now because the little pooch needs to see the vet. Packing continues, slowly. Annoyingly. And I still haven’t exchanged contracts. But the money has been requested from the bank for my mortgage sooooo… it might be going ahead?

My buyer’s solicitor raised a new enquiry today… and we are supposed to exchange tomorrow (which should have been yesterday had they done their job earlier) and complete on Monday. Hopefully.

I’m clearing out my wardrobe. How many pairs of trousers is acceptable? Bearing in mind that I wear a uniform for work, which don’t count towards the total… I have 17 pairs*. I hear recycling calling… *including 5 pairs of shorts.

Screams into the general abyss of house buying.

Today is World AIDS Day, and in excellent timing for a change, the govt. has announced its intention to allow people in England to order HIV Home Testing from the NHS App. It will be rolled out in two local authority areas, with the potential to expand nationwide. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

We are, somehow, 31 days from 2026…

Time for some annual leave? Yes. I think so, too.

Went for one last appointment at the vets with Eddie before we hopefully move (if my buyer’s solicitors do what they’re paid for)… I gave the practice manager a hug for being just wonderful over the past 6 and a half years. … Eddie had to get involved in the hug too. He jumped up for a hug. 🥰

So… Student Loans Company fucked up and have overcharged me for my PGCE loan, and haven’t provided me with the 2025 Annual Statement… and can’t see why 🙃 Fortunately that overcharge goes into my Bachelors loan, not back to me ofc 🙃

Shaved and got myself looking half-decent for a coffee date with my ex-work husband 😇

Oop! One of these things is not like the others… Coming out overnight to play 👀

Sunday roast? Sunday roast.

I don’t care how cold it is, I’m getting a damned McFlurry on my way to work because I’m working nights after a stressful week of still not moving house so I think I deserve a fucking treat.

Lucked out and my train was cancelled. So I have to sit and watched Wicked: Part 1. Oh no, how terrible. I guess someone had nothing but the highest hopes for some of us… 👀

Running the night tubes tonight, so I’m currently in bed for naptime with my hot water bottle.

My packing boxes finally arrived! I have packed exactly one box of stationery. I then proceeded to write (most of) my Christmas cards… but not all. And now I’m feeling lazy so I’m gaming.

I removed the hair that sits / sat on my face. It is now cleanly shaven. This is weird. I’m not as uncomfortable with it as I expected I’d be.

Re: Epstein’s emails

Walking through the train sheds, I did not expect to hear Stop by the Spice Girls…

I have spent too much of my life listening to Wicked. I am now bilingual in Wicked. German or English, I can Wicked…

I have decided today to do an Aaron Samuels.

It’s 9:15am and I’m in London. This is gross. However I have had Tim Horton’s for breakfast.

Haven’t got out of bed and I’ve already spent almost a grand… Moving house is bloody expensive.

So… for no reason, I shaved my face today. First time in about 18 months(?) that I’ve been facial-hair free. It’s strange… my chin is cold.

Given that I finished work at 7:45am after a night shift, came home, walked the dogs and had about a 2 hour nap, I’m feeling surprisingly well and alive.

Keir Starmer has appointed as his new Comms Director Tim Allan who was a board member of the hate group Sex Matters. It's no longer even pretending to adhere to its Manifesto promise to "remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance."

Annual leave started about 5 hours late because I was working nights. So I will now spend Sunday replaying GTA Vice City, drinking tea, and thoroughly enjoying to the incredible soundtrack.

It’s 22:36 so ofc it’s time for a cuppa tea. Then I can get to all of the washing up.

My thighs appear to have grown. My thighs appear to have caused a hole to appear in my boxers while stepping over the dogs. This had better not become a regular occurrence.

Eurovision in Vienna, and the Host City Reveal used 🎶Building Bridges🎶 (2015 Vienna Eurovision theme music) in the background. If they hadn’t just changed the logo, I’d be very happy with ESC today.

This is far earlier than I’d like to be heading to work. And it’s infinitely more Sunday than I’d like to be heading to work.

Santander bikes are free on Sundays all August! Even the ebikes!

My line is down for engineering work, and work want me to get a replacement bus to pick up my train. Lime Bike? Lime Bike.

Had my biannual vampire appointment. Turns out I’m infamous at my hospital!

This train is trying to be Elphaba… Off it goes to the train track in the sky! Bye bye, 122!

If only senior Labour party politician Sadiq Khan could figure out why trans rights were coming under increasing pressure across the UK 🤔

I just ate a really tasty, juicy, fuzzy peach. At 4am. While at work. And no, I don’t mean anything other than the fruit, tyvm.

I used the photo facial age detection to verify my age and it didn’t remotely consider that I’m too young. Where do I file a hate crime against AI?

I’m introducing more people to Cabin Pressure. If you haven’t heard it, or heard of it, you can easily binge listen, and I would implore you to. It’s EXCELLENT comedy. And for those who know it… be jel. We play THE TRAVELLING LEMON at work 💁‍♂️