Good evening, “Daily Squidward” was a 60-day sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

Where the hell am I

Sorry for having broken the promise of “Daily” Squidward so quickly into this account’s lifecycle, I’ve honestly just been busy these past few days and haven’t had the time to post. I also should’ve actually made these further in advance tbh. Regular posting should resume before too long

Squidward was so right I have GOT to get my dick sucked