Don’t think I’ve dreaded a Merseyside derby this much since the Souness days 😬

Exciting game played out by two awful teams. PSG or Chelsea will not be arsed about either

That’s pure laziness from Van Dijk, shocking

If we can avoid premier league teams* we could go far in Europe this season *barring Spurs ofc

Villa fans booing Grealish, a player that got them promoted and £100m to rebuild is a special kind of stupidity

Can’t believe #alonso was in Crosby yesterday #slotout

Barnsley have been the better team let’s be honest. That’s so unprofessional by Dom what was he thinking?

Brighton doing this the hard way!

Incredible assist from Gabriel! So glad I took a -4 to bring him in 😂 #fpl

Mad how much match of the day hasn’t been on this season

Wish we could mute commentary especially when Carra is on for our games

That Anderson booking knocked me down to 99 points, gutted #fpl

Slots the manager, why’s he being a dick about talking to Mo and if it’s on him to initiate the conversation? Grow a pair and have that talk before he goes away to AFCON!

Bradley is thick as fuck

Slot reminds me of the last days of Rodgers. 2/3/4 tactical changes per game, no direction and zero confidence throughout the team. Unfortunately his days look numbered but this can’t carry on #slot #lfc

Apparently there is a highlights show called MoTD on tonight, been off air since September

Slot is out of his depth, can’t see how he survives to Xmas tbh

Genuinely consider taking off Konate for Endo, he’s appalling here

I mean the forest player literally blocks the path of the ball so Alisson can’t even dive. Couldn’t make up this incompetence #pgmol

Why has #eze become #eza since joint set peace FC

15 Oct 2010 should be marked as Sir Martin Broughton day. He saved #liverpool from being extinct #lfc #fsg

Sarr & Larsen out for Pac10 & Mateta. First hit of the season, going that bad I don’t care already! #fpl

€53m for Nunez feels cheap, especially for a Saudi club

Better than Yamal is Rio

Mad how the league is really weak yet loads of clubs have tricky starts to the season

Looks like we’re winning the title at old Trafford then #liverpool

Can’t tell you how glad I am that we aren’t currently waiting for a champions league final with Arsenal in it!

Can you imagine what the passengers on that cruise think of this chaos! Un ber liveable as Slot would say #lfc

Not surprised by #klopps comments on #trent. Not only did he give him his break but Germans view contracts completely differently to us. They’re all about player rights and the fee buys you the 5 years of the contract..

Saka diving all over and now copying Nunez

That’s never a pen, disgrace that. Never ever gets given in the premier league, how can two comps have such different rules

We were that bad Cole Palmer scored. Forget it, move on and be better next week #liverpool

We should release a video of just that day alone, from start to finish so we can all relive it whenever we want too #liverpool

Just about recovered from Sunday. Memories that’ll last a life time #liverpool #champions

Just speaking to my boy (9yo) who says let’s redo the Dua Lipa song to “1 point is all it takes to win the league again” and tbf that’s class #lfc

As satisfying as it is to see Real get hammered don’t think that they won’t respond. Expect Rumours about #konate #Macallister in the next few days! #lfc

Genuinely two of the worst penalties I’ve seen in years tonight #eze #saka

Boys first game at Anfield today. Bring on the 3 points #lfc #firstgame

Paul fucking Tierney folks #lfc

That’ll be Courtios, Rudiger, Mbappe & Trent Real have picked up on frees. Fuck that snake #lfc

Looked a good turn out for the legends game yesterday, makes me wish they brought back the Masters league again. Loved watching them games! #liverpool #lfc #masters

Absolutely mental how we’ve gone from Klopp left a world class young squad last summer to we need a complete rebuild inside a week! #lfc

Could you imagine that against Everton? Not a chance, absolutely disgusting way to lose to your local rivals #real #madrid

So Virg is no closer to signing, same as Mo. Trent has an offer & Real also want Konate. Hughes has some work to do #lfc

Deserved a goal there, at least away goals won’t kill us tonight like against A Madrid #liverpool

As if Arsenal fans think #raya is 1 world class, 2 better than Alisson

All this talk of it’s a shit league. We’re only 3 points ahead at this stage last season. It’s City & Arsenal who’ve collapsed. We’re just being us and they can’t keep up

That’s the second handball Sugawara has given away a pen for us this season!

Nunez has to come off, absolute head case. As bad a performance as I feared after Wednesday. Huge 45 mins here

Possibly the greatest goalkeeping performance I’ve ever seen for us #psgliv