problem with the world these days is that there’s no social media platforms anymore where you can talk about the fauxcest underage daddy kink rpf you just read and get ~normal engagement. the heat death of the universe was triggered by the decline in popularity of the kinkmeme. in this essay I will

hey bluesky what’s going on I keep forgetting you exist 🫶

well instead of going to see fall out boy and @sapphirescribe.bsky.social I stayed home and took care of 20 horses by myself in the snow with the flu and then got so depressed I thought my therapist was going to call my mom but everything is fine now how’s your month been

I did post more teen wolf fic. being the change I want to see in the world. archiveofourown.org/works/63037867

my entire feed here has turned into nothing but posts about The Horrors™️ and ok I get that we need to stay informed and the world is on fire and shit but jfc can’t we take a quick break for some tentacle porn or unhinged one direction fan theory mvs I MISS JOY 😭

my to-do list tomorrow: 1. go to urgent care and get a flu test and tamiflu so my trip to see fall out boy next week isn’t ruined 2. buy tickets to see fall out boy in september 3. put ~3k lbs of hay out for my stupid horses who don’t care that I have the flu 4. die maybe 5. fall out boy

part 2 of this series of teen wolf one shots I wrote 12 years ago and never posted - archiveofourown.org/works/63010018 woof woof

in these trying times may I offer you some teen wolf fic that has been sitting in my drafts for 12 years archiveofourown.org/works/62982370

this belongs in the met

when my grandma died I took this clown music box thing from her house because it scared the shit out of me when I was a kid and I have some weird fucked up fond emotions about it. it’s been sitting in a box since 2019 and just randomly started playing its creepy music. it was nice knowing y’all.

big mood

well, my primary social media is tumblr, my most active fandom is fall out boy, and yesterday four different people sent me bucky barnes content. living in 2013 ftw.

I never do this bc I believe in good veterinary science over good vibes HOWEVER one of my bestbestbest boys could use allllllll the good energy today so I’m putting it out into the universe regardless. my entire family really needs him to be ok. 🙏🏻💜

asked Louie if he wanted to wear festive headgear too and he asked me if my new years resolution was to die

I just got an email from Chewy that says “your 2024 year in review!” and hit the delete button so fucking fast lollllllll let’s not

my favorite christmas eve tradition @popfly.bsky.social ❤️

coffee advil weed wellbutrin fall out boy I’M READY LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH 🔥🎄🔥🎄🔥

at least someone is feeling festive around here

I haven’t bought a single Christmas present yet and have racked up $1k in vet bills in the last week and am now considering putting bows on all these animals and giving them away instead. you get a diabetic cat! you get an insane horse with bad teeth! fa la la la la!

forgot I had chicken for the dogs in the crock pot and just spent the last 30 minutes trying to figure out why my house smelled weird and becoming increasingly paranoid that something terrible was happening inside the walls 🧠🍳

my aunt gave me the family bible (I didn’t even know we had a family bible…we are not churchy people). wtf am I supposed to do with this thing. 15lb cat for scale.

his love language is violence 🫶

well, no one has ever accused me of being unpredictable. (love from the other side surprised me tbh but then I remembered it’s the first song on my playlist and I rarely skip it before I hit shuffle lol)

I love how when I leave my house the gps makes it look like I’m driving directly into the ocean. Don’t tempt me with a good time, maps.

what do you mean quoting a passage from Equine Gothic: The Dead Mule as Generic Signifier in Southern Literature of the 20th Century (Mills, Southern Literary Journal, Vol 29, No 1, Fall 1996) is “getting too deep in the weeds” and “too heavy” for a facebook post about year-end giving. 🙄 (lol @ me)

I can’t delete facebook bc I need it for work but I COULD really clean out my followers with one post.

my pony has two little baby crow friends 🥺

the load-bearing whisk in my kitchen sink is a true american hero

ok I’ll do this because it thrills me to no end that mine is a *completely* random (hi it’s me your friendly fandom multi shipper) Bucky/Steve/Tony ft. Lucky the Pizza Dog archiveofourown.org/works/3074162

my brain’s making me feel like I’m being hunted for sport, I have a stress headache that’s def gonna turn into a migraine, I’m pretty sure everyone hates me, and a random picture of patrick stump just made me burst into tears while sitting on the toilet. THE ANTIDEPRESSANTS ARE WORKING GREAT. great.

I find people who don’t let their pets on the furniture so unrelatable.

we used to be a country

I think maybe Bucky Barnes would like for me to turn the heat on.

Good morning! Fill out this form! It doesn’t have to be a fandom that’s even currently active. I’m gonna do one for Northern Exposure and it will probably just be me screaming into the void but you NEVER KNOW my Northern Exposure fandom pal soulmate could be on this app somewhere…🫎

Anyone?? (We’re trying to coordinate getting people together to create feeds and starter packs for their favorite fandoms (or let us know if they already exist). Fill out this form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... And please share!)

feeling a certain way for no particular reason whatsoever 😏

hey, let’s get together and build some fandom communities now that we’ve migrated over here. fill out this form with your fandom and let us know if you’d like to create feeds/starter packs for it (or if you know of some that already exist). share this around! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

sorry for the rest of y’all’s kids but mine is the most handsome ✨

Who would be into this? If enough people are I maybe would be willing to organize …

surely a cigarette, some gas station sushi, and american rock band fall out boy’s third studio album infinity on high will cure me

someone who works at target just told me I could bring her in next time lol

you know what we should do as everyone is migrating over here are fandom weeks. like speed run through everyone’s favorite old fandoms to reconnect with people, share fic, whatever. I am not organizing this. but someone should.

Norfolk, Virginia - pronounced “Nah-fic” if you grew up in the Tidewater

how’s everyone doing? I’m at the “researching raising rabbits for meat” stage of my post-election meltdown. so it’s really going great over here.

I’m going insane without a social media outlet anymore. I’m gonna start using this more but like in a super cringe (affectionate) early-mid 2000s livejournal comment fic kind of way. Who wants to organize a kinkmeme with me

some coyotes tried to move in across the street but the crows were like lol nope and within a couple days the coyotes were chased out. that was like 3 weeks ago and the crows still patrol every night. fuck around and find out.

today instead of trying to find a new therapist I rode my horse, smoked some weed, and bought tickets to see jimmy eat world. cured. ✅

anyone else have the kind of mental illness where being given a drink with the wrong kind of lid on it makes you want to crawl out of your skin and die

earlier today I was reading a 14 year old fall out boy fic out loud to my horse because it was making me feel so much I couldn’t keep it to myself and needed to share it with someone. NAILED IT IN ONE. hi. great to be here.

lot of pressure to make a good first impression. like what if this thing sticks and 10 years from now I’ll just have to live with the fact that the first thing I posted was about whatever nonsense I’m currently hyperfixating on or is like embarrassing peak horse girl content or smthng. yikes.