Day 2 of the Stoopid Monkey logos.

Latest Ponty art by @hydez.bsky.social. An excellent artist that everyone should go check out.

Here is the first of every Stoopid Monkey logo I am going to post until I forget.

"Hey ChimpGBT, why do we have less fur on our butts than on the rest of our bodies?" "Great question. Ischial callosities, thickened skin on the buttocks, provides us comfortable and stable seating on branches so we don't have to use energy balancing."

I have an update on a story I wrote about in May. Sugar cookies have been restocked, @foxxyboi.bsky.social. One is missing though. It was there a second ago but now it's gone.

Things I don't listen to because they mean nothing: Prediction markets (ex: Polymarket, etc) Rotten Tomatoes scores (and possibly all review aggregators) Any pollster that doesn't use a scientific random sample The guy at Walmart telling me yes, the bananas are fresh

Behold a new depiction of Ponty S Pizza from artist Cubyto. Cubyto had my favorite booth in the Dealers Den at Furality Ultra, and I immediately asked them to draw Ponty. If you're looking for a Y2K cartoon style, you should check them out. www.instagram.com/cubytodraw/

I love Punch, the Japanese macaque. Not having a mom is tragic. But also, many of the videos of him supposedly being abused by other macaques are really him being disciplined by a female adult in a matriarchal society. It's the equivalent of a grandma spanking a child.

commission for @frostknight.bsky.social of him and crash swinging thru the jungle as anthro monkeys

Posing for @tix71.bsky.social at Furality Ultra.

The last line of King Kong is, "it was beauty that killed the beast". Actually, I'm pretty sure it was the airplanes that kept shooting him.

Lucky macaques.

Oh, it's THAT type of music. Check out this clip! pontyspizza_ streaming Dead as Disco! www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_...

Hiyah @hydez.bsky.social

Sitting on your phone and somehow downloading Raid: Shadow Legends.

I can't believe I'm thinking this, but I may have had too much pizza.

Phantom Menace reference from LucasArts produced Escape From Monkey Island.

The Bond's name. James Name. Bond name's the James. I have been going through the 007 category and typing that in people's chats.

It's not just a meme. This is a page from the Joker Villains Month special in 2013. Despite being a Joker comic, the main character is actually Jackanapes, a super intelligent gorilla who was raised by Joker and later becomes a villain to Damian Wayne. Ive owned this issue since 2013.

So uh, local pizza place has a two for one deal. But accidentally reads the order as two two-for-one deals.

Note to future self: Burger King's iced coffee is extra strong.

Pizza Monkey LIVE with blocky Bat adventures. On to Lego Batman 2. Stop by and say hi: www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_

A rare meme that I actually like.

LEGOing with Batman tonight. LIVE now. Come by and say hi: www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_

I finally got around to checking where the viewers on my Twitch stream are from. It's something like: 50% USA 33% Australia 15% UK It's really cool to have so many viewers from the latter two. I should take time zones into more consideration. Maybe I can do a regular stream with them in mind.

Damn... Tell me more of your saucy song lyrics, Dead As Disco. www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_...

Live Monkey Dance Fighting! Another crack on Dead As Disco. www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_

Please stop and enjoy Perry the Platypus modded into Dead As Disco. youtu.be/dWKVxOV5WXc?...

I am now a resident of @emthirty.bsky.social's island, Secret Lair. The first person I got to talk to was @hoxdraws.bsky.social. We are currently bonding over how much we like to drown strangers. www.twitch.tv/em_thirty/cl...

He's gonna hit me. And if he hits me, I'm gonna game over. There was more suspense than usual on tonight's stream. www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_...

Pizza Monkey is back and LIVE now with my PS1 Challenge. Let's finish this castle defense. Come by my stream and say hi: www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_

A brief scheduling update from me: I will not be streaming tonight but I will move the stream to tomorrow night (Tuesday). It's just IRL stuff that should be resolved by tomorrow. Thanks for understanding.

I am going to have to skip today's afternoon stream because I am not feeling the best today. Sorry about that.

This is how I imagined myself when I was at this in-game party:

@olliegreenhorn.bsky.social *really* likes all of our live roast beef talk.

LIVE now on Twitch with some dance fighting. Let's stylishly dance with some bad guys in @deadasdiscogame.bsky.social. Come and say hi: www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_

Pizza monkey tries to make it to the counter in Mixtape. *hic* www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_...

Hello, fellow youths. Pizza monkey finally makes it to the house party in Mixtape.

Retro Pizza Monkey just went live with a Retro Game. Streaming @mixtapegame.bsky.social now. Come by and say hi. www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_

No. I am not going to talk to your robot that answers questions. That's stupid. Stop asking, Silicon Valley.

Very busy next few days coming up. Five days in a row of streaming every night at www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_ The tentative schedule begins tonight at 6PM. Some games to be played:

Good times. I love this show. It's an A+ interpretation of Superman.

We are LIVE now with Saturday night Sega. Come see me play as an opossum knight with a jet pack, and die multiple times! Fun. (I am playing Rocket Knight.) Come by and say hi: www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_

Every game that HowLongToBeat says takes two hours winds up taking me like a hundred million hours.

We're LIVE now on Twitch, continuing our quixotic quest through the PS1's endless library. Making even more progress on Tecmo's Deception: Invitation to Darkness. Yes, it's time to get goth and moody again. Join me and watch me trap some adventurers: www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_

I like The Ren & Baboon Show a lot more than the regular show. youtu.be/h1U43lS1xAE?...

I enjoy the city of Atlanta because it's big and surrounded by a huge tree canopy. I have guessed correctly on Geoguesser because I recognize the trees before.

BREAKING: Walmart sugar cookies have been restocked. This is important news to @foxxyboi.bsky.social. He knows what it means. I will be sure to inform you all, and FoxxyBoiVR, whenever it occurs.

Running out the clock *is* fair game. Winning on a technicality is my favorite way to win.

May the Fourth Be With You! NOW STREAMING some Star Wars as part of my PlayStation Challenge. Specifically Masters of Teräs Käsi from 1997. Come say hi! www.twitch.tv/pontyspizza_