You're laughing, Dr. James Dobson died of complications from rib-removal surgery because he wanted to suck his own cock and you're laughing?

As I said on Very Legal, Very Cool with @josiahwsutton.bsky.social Jack Chick was anti-Catholic in the way most right wing conspiracy theorists are antisemitic.

If I wanted to listen to what marginally employed men thought about comic book movies, I have the entire rest of the internet for that

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

I got assessed for ASD recently, and the doctor found I was just short of the threshold for diagnosis, and I was kinda miffed because I thought I'd figured something out about myself and got told I was wrong. But Christ Almighty I dodged a fucking bullet there.

I wish there was an app I could post about this on

You can have the cops come beat the shit out of your students to prove you’re not a filthy commie and they’ll still do this to you and all you’ll have done is show everyone what a pathetic little coward you are. Might as well do the right thing the first time

"The Men Behind the Wire" is a great song. I didn't realize David Simon was so high up in the IRA.

I'm at the bakery I'm at the taco shop I'm at the combination bakery and taco shop

Thinking the Magic 8-Ball is useless is midwit. It's a magic ball that answers any question you ask it from levels ranging from modestly coherent to extremely proficient. If you haven't bothered to figure it out to derive some utility out of it then you're just being lazy tbh.

If you can’t condemn someone saluting Hitler, but you can condemn someone who pleads for mercy on the most vulnerable, you are a child of hell.

I just left a hipster coffee shop (IHOP). The liberals at the table next to me were whispering (talking loudly) about how the new Nosferatu shows his penis. America is PROUD! 🇺🇸

so that dei stunt was just free marketing for costco to get a bunch of resist libs to protest shop there in the middle of a strike? masterful gambit to get folks to cross a picket line ngl.

In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.

Do I have any Jewish followers who can help me make sense of this phenomenon? Evangelicals' favorite non-Christian media are Fiddler on the Roof and The Princess Bride. I've mostly made sense of the latter but the former baffles me more deeply the more I think about it.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

Yeah Tennessee would have gone blue if my comrades and I hadn't sunk the Harris campaign here. Because she definitely campaigned here, and specifically sought far-left voters, but at our joint DSA-PSL-SWP-LR-FRSO statewide meeting we unanimously agreed to do a misogynoir.

I do have a firm an opinion one this app needing an edit button, fucking Lord

I'm subscribed to Liberation Road's newsletter because I have friends in the org and think they have some solid analysis, but it really bugs me how they consistently use "Latin@." You had like four options there and you picked the most annoying one, come on. How is that even pronounced?

[the smuggest voice you can possibly imagine] oh, you want me to learn how to cook? guess you didn't realize that simply enriches google and supports the fascist tech oligarchy. idiot

Need to get more Memphis peeps on here. I have thoughts about my boss's boss's boss's boss getting fired, but I don't think any of my followers will give a shit.

If anything I thought the bishop’s homily was too nice. Episcopalians, we are allowed to be spicy. Like have you read the psalms, prophets and Jesus?

The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire

Coyote vs. Acme

There's something especially pathetic about the tendency to imagine your enemies not getting laid. Weird ideological kinship between incels and a certain type of liberal.

The Ragin' Cajun would be a dope wrestling gimmick, pity the moniker is taken by a hideous Clintonite lizard

The vibe I get is that he wants to be Hugenberg, which is just as bad but more pathetic.

“If only the Tzar knew what his advisors were doing in his name”

watching BABYGIRL on the TV in the NYT breakroom but shaking my head so people know i disagree while also masturbating

Reading Nietzsche as a Christian on the Left is fun. Lol hell yeah we propagated slave morality and undermined the elite will to power and subverted the foundations of Western greatness. That's awesome. Cry more bitch.

I wish Mr. Bean was PG-13 so he could say fuck exactly once.

Seeing him sun himself on a rock licking his eyeballs as he agonizes over the first four, maddeningly imperfect mambos? That’s cinema, baby

in the uk a trans girl will be stabbed for being outed as trans and the media will respond with "this is why every trans person should be forcibly outed"

Whoever wrote that must have been thinking about Eisenhower's final address warning about the Military-Industrial Complex but the thing is that speech was trash because Eisenhower governed in lockstep with the MIC for eight years.

Read everything @ankhdelillo.bsky.social writes he's so goddamn smart and talented and he deserves a trophy

if you read nate silver’s twitter feed and the free portion of his blog you’ve seen the phrase ‘land acknowledgement’ more there than you would watching every minute of the harris ‘24 campaign

Honor and glory to the Palestinian people Honor and glory to their resistance Shame on all of us who've failed to do more A curse on Israel, the United States, and their allies Palestine lives, and struggles, and will be free

It’s reasonably analogous to the Iran Hostage Crisis ratfucking, except Carter wasn’t helping ship billions of dollars worth of arms to Iran and vetoing UN resolutions on Iran’s behalf and talking nonstop about how important our friendship with Iran was.

Free Palestine.

The ceasefire being signed on the same day a new YouGov poll shows the number one reason Democrats stayed home in 2024 was Palestine - and that that margin was more than enough to win Harris the election - is a perfect little synecdoche for the last 2 years of this admin. Epistemically evil.

2. A word of warning, using "fire in a crowded theater" in a 1A conversation will set you up for ridicule. It was an offhand comment in a case about jailing someone for protesting the draft that has long since been overturned/considered bad law. That's not the standard. Nor should it be.

My parents banned this game because it gave my sister seizures. I've got fond memories of playing it with her behind their backs. We just couldn't use the flamethrower, that's what really triggered her epilepsy.

Reminder that God also created day and night and didn’t create a binary as a result. Obviously there are times of day that range between the two. The same is true of gender.

I know this is beside the point but what a theologically ludicrous claim.