It looks increasingly as though Donald 'Peace Prize' Trump has just started WW3.

I predict that America will soon regret allowing Netanyahu to drag them into this illegal war.

I predict that America will soon regret allowing Netanyahu to drag them into this illegal war.

Kemi Badenoch does not have an original thought in her head. All she ever does is jump on the latest right-wing bandwagon. As a political force, the Tories are finished.

Kemi Badenoch does not have an original thought in her head. All she ever does is jump on the latest right-wing bandwagon. As a political force, the Tories are finished.

'Pete Hegseth boasted - We have slaughtered 140; We enjoyed the experience (If it was a bit naughty.)'

'Pete Hegseth boasted - We have slaughtered 140; We enjoyed the experience (If it was a bit naughty.)'

'When my father had the flu, He threw a towel around his head, Then inhaled deeply from a bowl of menthol Which worked pretty well, he often said.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'When my father had the flu, He threw a towel around his head, Then inhaled deeply from a bowl of menthol Which worked pretty well, he often said.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'My nose is running like a tap And I don't know what to do; My wife's been very helpful By explaining I have flu.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'My nose is running like a tap And I don't know what to do; My wife's been very helpful By explaining I have flu.' (Simon R Gladdish)

Operation Epstein Fury continues. Professor Jiang predicts that America will lose and he might be right.

Operation Epstein Fury continues. Professor Jiang predicts that America will lose and he might be right.

'ELLIE There's a barmaid at my local Who's as cold as winter ice; She's as pretty as a picture Though she isn't very nice. She gives me the evil eye Followed by the frozen shoulder But I hope we'll get on better When we're both a wee bit older.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'ELLIE There's a barmaid at my local Who's as cold as winter ice; She's as pretty as a picture Though she isn't very nice. She gives me the evil eye Followed by the frozen shoulder But I hope we'll get on better When we're both a wee bit older.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'The Donald said - I've bombed Iran, Now can I claim my Prize? The Swedes said - Please stop dreaming And damn your piggy eyes!' (Simon R Gladdish)

'The Donald said - I've bombed Iran, Now can I claim my Prize? The Swedes said - Please stop dreaming And damn your piggy eyes!' (Simon R Gladdish)

'Although I'm Mr President I'm a slave to Netanyahu; Whatever he demands of me, I turn around and do. I think he's got some photos I don't want the world to see; Although I'm Mr President I am not remotely free.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'Although I'm Mr President I'm a slave to Netanyahu; Whatever he demands of me, I turn around and do. I think he's got some photos I don't want the world to see; Although I'm Mr President I am not remotely free.' (Simon R Gladdish)

Once again, America's Secretary of State turns out to be Netanyahu rather than Rubio.

Once again, America's Secretary of State turns out to be Netanyahu rather than Rubio.

Heartfelt congratulations to Hannah Spencer for winning the Gorton & Denton by election! Thank God that Reform did not prevail.

Heartfelt congratulations to Hannah Spencer for winning the Gorton & Denton by election! Thank God that Reform did not prevail.

'Mildew Killed you; I had ordered a hearse So it could have been worse.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'Mildew Killed you; I had ordered a hearse So it could have been worse.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'REVIEW The curry was hot, Provoking gallons of snot; There was not enough rice But, on the whole, it was nice.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'REVIEW The curry was hot, Provoking gallons of snot; There was not enough rice But, on the whole, it was nice.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'Putin's invasion Has left an indelible stain But the grain from Ukraine Has somehow managed To remain.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'Putin's invasion Has left an indelible stain But the grain from Ukraine Has somehow managed To remain.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'You couldn't keep your mouth shut Which meant you had to die; I felt sorry for your mother Though I sometimes wonder why.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'You couldn't keep your mouth shut Which meant you had to die; I felt sorry for your mother Though I sometimes wonder why.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'It was all a ruse, A clever ploy intended to amuse Or the mirrors and smoke Of a practical joke.'

'It was all a ruse, A clever ploy intended to amuse Or the mirrors and smoke Of a practical joke.'

'If you can piss, you can paint and if you can fart, you can photograph.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'If you can piss, you can paint and if you can fart, you can photograph.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'Hannah Scales is very fit And proved it By running half a marathon - She is one in a billion.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'Hannah Scales is very fit And proved it By running half a marathon - She is one in a billion.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'I am fighting a cold Which must not take a hold! I've eaten some grapes and swallowed some honey And if it works, I'll be one happy bunny.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'I am fighting a cold Which must not take a hold! I've eaten some grapes and swallowed some honey And if it works, I'll be one happy bunny.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'I think I'll pee Behind this tree And if anyone should come I'll pretend I'm deaf and dumb.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'I think I'll pee Behind this tree And if anyone should come I'll pretend I'm deaf and dumb.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'These days the only thing that goes down on me is my laptop.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'These days the only thing that goes down on me is my laptop.' (Simon R Gladdish)

The Americans are releasing plenty of photos of Prince Andrew purely to deflect attention from their own president and the British tabloids are lapping it up!

The Americans are releasing plenty of photos of Prince Andrew purely to deflect attention from their own president and the British tabloids are lapping it up!

'They're finally buying British cars From sleek Range Rovers to Jaguars; We've made no new ones since 2002 But don't tell them that, whatever you do.' (Simon R Gladdish)

'They're finally buying British cars From sleek Range Rovers to Jaguars; We've made no new ones since 2002 But don't tell them that, whatever you do.' (Simon R Gladdish)

Accurate American prophet Brandon Biggs has predicted that Donald Trump will be assassinated soon. Let us hope that he's wrong.

Accurate American prophet Brandon Biggs has predicted that Donald Trump will be assassinated soon. Let us hope that he's wrong.