I wanna write a Yelp review for capitalism about how they’re slave-driving old folks with GREY HAIR on #DoorDash, #Grocery store, and #McDonalds rather than using their paid taxes of social security to completely protect them as workers. This country is pond-water trash.

Zinc is one of the few things holding our society together.

Update: WHAT IF it shoots through the sun and straight into us (given its trajectory.) Please tell me I don’t have to work for the bourgeoise anymore. Please.

As a queer folk, I don’t give a fuck about speaker Mike Johnson getting outed when hundreds and thousands of kids are killing theirselves over his party’s dogshit beliefs (as well as being outed before they’re ready.) Fuck you, Mike.

Lmfao these dumbfucks really think the 2nd amendment protects them each individually from systemic tyranny

What if #3iAtlas actually shoots straight through the sun though. Like, yeah we’re fucked, but how fast are we getting fucked? Is it gonna hurt? Because I’m so done here guys, fuck it

fuck man. just damn.

Joji would beat the petals off Onision

#MAGA after #FAFO =

Every week I look at my cunt maga neighbor, running with her abused dog, and think “that poor animal.” One like and I call in a report about a 5’6” brown-hair bitch named Halie.

Billy Bob Thornton was in my most recent nightmare. I’m sure he’s a nice person or whatever, but he was there and he wasn’t very nice about it neither.

Idk where all these followers are coming from — but thank you and I love you, new comrades

Million-dollar idea — those edible candy panties but it’s all ecstasy, right?

Fuck an AI girlfriend, how about an AI 90s stepdad.

I just realized an opossum ‘opossumed’ me and I’m so opissed. I could have had babies, dammit.

Imma end up in a fight today, I swear to satan

🎻🎻🎻

— so join the DCA or RCA and experience true representation, tf?

Apparently people smiling in 80s music-videos makes me cry uncontrollably. So that’s cool.

I’m calling no-balls, democrats

As a former industry worker, I think can all agree #FuckSysco

Neville Longbottom was the main character all along

Don’t piss into the wind — shit in a fan, coward.

Just watch, we’ll see a “blue”-state vs “red”-state civil war start amongst national guard and the Police vs ICE. I’d love to be wrong but seldom am I. We’re living in dark times. Dark, dark, depressing times.

Tylenol should sue.

Can’t decide what feeling I’m having exactly, but guy nailed it. Very valid.

I say “I debate like Charlie Kirk” when rightwing nutjobs wanna act like this is a friendly debate, and ya know what — they shut the fuck up and that it. Hilarious.

I just wanna save someone, give them a wink, and disappear into the crowd like I was never there.

We’ll just see how my karaoke goes and maybe I’ll end myself afterwards — — but I’m pushing a big ole shit rn too, it might be time to shit on them as a group

Anytime I see a small trump-sympathizer account, I make damn sure to flame on their admitted suffering and add “should have voted trump, boy” The PSYOPs goes both ways, and it’s not just the government — fuck your führer.

Fuck Trump, the wrong brother died

I’m just so certain that losing your legs means also losing your relationships. Disability is coming for us all and someday it will be you, you should be very afraid.

To old people: either read and reflect on factual shit or stop voting and die. Idc which.

Finna stop thrifting — they’re all class-traitor MAGA-cultists

I like sci-fi and fantasy at all but if you can by defeated by a lil dirt in your gears, what’s the point of having a robot body. You think car repairs are expensive? Just wait until the mechanics are intergalactic nightmare-fuel

Do you take your cigarettes with or without cheese?

I know this isn’t a new revelation, but the more I learn about Israel and compare notes; we basically did the exact same shit as Israel for the last >150 years.

Objectively, I don’t think egoism is wrong or bad— but like anything else, too much is waaay too fucking much. Serve yourself first but still give a shit about the folks around you.

Guy tried to tip me in cocaine today. Pretty weird but I feel great so it all works out.

Imagine seeing your step-mom after watching your own dad die and the 18 months of not one single fucking person checking on you or having holidays, just nothing. You bet your ass I was rude, blunt, and apologetic. She’s lucky I kept myself together, I already felt like weeping. Fucking scum.

I used to know this guy Dylan who paid >$3.5k for a “pickup artist class” over in Thailand. Now he’s drop-shipping secondhand books and still alone. Idk what else to say about it, but there it is. Let us laugh at his misery. Ha.

It’s really hard to bear-mace a flock of seagulls. Damn near impossible, actually.

Something neat, my new therapist is apart of the revolution. I needed that win.

I want some motherfucking waffles

We got <1.5 years before we watch each other die in fire, make your days count

God gives the toughest battles to his strongest soldiers — but someone needs to tell that cloud-dwelling bitch it ain’t me

We need a clue, Steven. HELP US, STEVEN —

“Suicide is an apology for having ever existed” -whoever the fuck said that

I fucking hate it here dude

This week on “Is My Roommate Getting Merciless Fucked Or Just Playing Video Games??” — we still no fucking idea.