Idk ab you guys but Waldo is so much easier to find in my 40's

Thoughts and prayers for Senator John Cornyn tonight

This is all I can think of when I see someone use a rear camera to hack into a parking spot.

You guys ever, eh, nuke a cloned repo locally to fix a merge conflict?… Good, me neither…

They told me many hard truths about becoming an adult. But why, oh why, did no one prepare me for two drawers of Tupperware AND NONE OF THEM MATCH!?

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Medium.com has become kind of an opinion graveyard. “AI is dead”, “You’ll be replaced by AI”, “Your favorite LLM will be gone soon,” “Your favorite LLM just got better.” What happened to “Let’s just wait and see?”

I can’t be the only person that tries to get the mail from the slot instead of using the key because I’m too lazy, right?…Right?

I paid $92,000 in taxes this year. That’s more than Disney and Trump combined, with enough to take a European vacation first class, round trip. If you’re MAGA complaining about student loan forgiveness, you better have receipts to show you paid more than me. Let’s give our kids a future.

So apparently Reddit will give you a ban if you wish Tom Homan, who’s responsible for multiple deaths, bad health. If only there were an alternative social media site…

So Texas buses immigrants to Illinois then deploys their national guard to Illinois because it’s a “war zone”.

You know what authoritarianism tastes like? Just like it smells…bullshit…

Been watching the Musk Jet Tracker on Reddit, very active. Super glad he’s so confident to fly after gutting the FAA and several plane crashes. Really. Super glad. Keep flying, bro 👍

I'm taking a social media break through the weekend. I find it helpful for my mental health. If these days seem heavy, you should do. Don't stop caring, just take a pause.

It’s begun

You guys, I finally figured out my mutant power: I'm hilarious

Imagine finding one of these in your kids Hapoy Meals, lol

SCOTUS: "You know what bullsh!t tastes like? Just like it smells!...Judicious..."

NGL, I often suspect the 2016 Chicago Cubs World Series victory put us in the weirdest, awful timeline. I don't say "most awful" because we still have the rest of 2025 to go.

I'm not surprised NextDoor turned into a place where people wait out their Facebook bans but to see LinkedIn become Facebook Lite is troubling and disappointing.

My manager of 5 years is leaving my company. He will be missed. One of the few I’ve had that let me set the direction of my work. Amid all the crazy events at the start of this year, I feel kinda lost. Nothing to do but keep plugging on. #onwardandupward as old Doc Blackwell used to say.

“Subconsciously, the goal of all of us out-of-control primates is essentially the same, but let me assure you of this: the only ones who'll ever reach that goal are the ones who have the courage to make fools of themselves along the way.” - Tom Robbins