Saw a rly cool and interesting comic on ig and I was gonna dive headfirst into it but then I realized all ghe characters are actually the members of My Chemical Romance

Pretty nervous about seeing my dads ex tomorrow... unsure of what to expect honestly

Gta online is bugged to hell rn how can a 13 year old game be so broken

Vladimir Demikhov’s dogs / unwilling parasite

Just got reminded how bad of a movie Kung Fu Panda 4 was

Im so fuckign sick dude I feel like a zombie with plague

Wish I could delete reels without deleting instagram. I cant escape but I WANT TO! LET ME OUTTTTT

Lotte screams and cries dof 3 hours every day before dinner time, and then I give her dinner and shes like "dryfood again? Fuck my life"

Manifested sickness too hard n ive been sent home lmao. I do actually feel awful so Im glad I can leave. Sorry its onna busy day but they figured it out thankfully

We actuallh have so much shit to do today n im wayyyy behind. We're only 2 and we have to do the work of like 4 people fuck this

Not even feeling THAT sick but like. Sick enough that I probably shouldnt be here. Im trying to look as pathetic as possible so MAYBE someone will tell me to go home

In my dream last night I had a super stuffy nose n spent the whole dream looking for nosespray which is so stupid. Fell asleep unable to breathe only to dream abt being unable to breathe and then waking up. You guessed it. Unable to breathe

Guess who's pregnant with an owl... ME!!!!

Had a terrible day that almost broke me n Im in bed recovering & this reel just saved my fucking life. Im okay again

My left hip n ankle take turns hurting n have been doing that for a while now.... i cant live like this

I can feel the sirensong of Crrativity calling me and I want to do dollhouse renovation finally... so I need to go to the mall (BARF) for the few supplies I dont already have. But i have no headphones with me so Ill be rawdogging it, as the teens say

My Problem Collegue apparently told the others that we had a 'fight' on friday. If it hadnt been for the laws of this land....

Throat hurts slightly 💀💀💀💀

I really have 0 patience for J*ck Bl*ck anymore. Get that man out of my fucking face he pisses me off so bad

Am I a hater for being tired of gimmick accounts that are like "doing x every day until x" that get like 500000000 followers doing Nothing or should I be jealous that someone else is absolutely monetizing smth minor and Im not

Second day in a row I dreamt I was assigned go take care of a small child. Whats this mean

August is sick again and by law I probably will become sick as well, again. its a matter of time

Im emotionally ready to stretch my ears again but all my other piercings are fucked AGAIN currently so I have to wait... i forgot when i last stretched too so I probably have to wait anyways. AND ill be needing 13 mm tunnels n taper which I cannot find in denmark. Urghh

Just saw someone on ig complain over "people drawing canonically skinny characters chubby for no reason" thats it no more social media today. Its fucking 2025

Had a dream abt my dad again last night HURGHHH

At the Heathers Musical n they did Our Love Is God and after Ram and Kurt got shot the lights turned on and music stopped and the two actors just kept laying there n we were all like "uhmmm OHHH intermission" n I figure theyll still be there when we get back, thats hilarious

Talking to my boss earlier was actually a huge relief but I was worried beforehand cuz Ive gotten a bit tired of her lately. However she said most of the things I needed to hear (except for "let me go fire him") and i felt a lot better. And then on my way home? Rainbow. Must be a sign. Of something

SICK of my fucking coworker I hate it here. Thank god i have the next 4 days off I dont want to look at this shithole again once I get off today

Forgot I wanted to clean the whole apartment before my baby comes home.... i have to do that real quick

Everything going on w T*yl*r Sw*ft rn is hysterical. First the flop album and now the SS necklace. Go off barbara, I cant wait to see whats next

Had a nightmare that I hadt slept for over 24 hours n whenever I tried I Couldnt n I started having hallucinations n seizures n no one noticed I was doing so so bad & at one point my mom showed up n I grabbed her hand rly hard n wheezed "help me"it was HORRIFYING... wonder what that means

When your boyfriend goes to Berlin for a week you can put up as many clowns in the bedroom as you want

When will it all end

The animal thats ruining my life btw

Lotte stopped being annoying the second I stopped trying to sleep

Started taking my magnesium pills again n I do feel a huge difference in like. My energy levels. I feel Less busted despite being very tired. Imagine how good I could feel if I slept right AND took my meds

Cant wait to go home and take a 12 hour nap

Lotte pissed me off so fucking bad this morning n kept waking me up n breaking things I am at my fucking limit dude. Now im at work angry and tired and I have to be here for 8 hours w ONE coworker whos also angry and tired and we have so much shit to do. Ugh

Time to go to the mall by myself in order to maintain my sanity. Shopping therapy or whatever

random stufffs

Pregaming for seeing Heathers The Musical live on saturday by listening to Heathers The Musical

Am I brave enough to go to Ikea by myself today

Just heard the Sausage Party tv show is getting a season 2. I had no idea there was a tv show at all

August left for Berlin for a week, you know what that means!!!!! Try to survive dear god try to survive on my own

I need to make 300.000 dollars in GTA so I can buy an arcade

I love going to concerts but I HATEEEE. And Im gonna be a genuine hater rn. I HATE people whp go to concerts and buy a thing of 6 fuckass beers and then decide to take those 6 beers to the front of the stage, spilling beer on Every Single Person they push past. I think those people should explode

Simple Plan n The Offspring were SOOOO GOOD!! I LOVE MUSIC CHARLIE I LOVE MUSIC

I wasnt feeling good last night when we went to bed n foe the first time evwe, Lotte came and laid w us for like an hour, letting me pet her and hold her paw in my hand. Good god....

THE OFFSPRING AND SIMPLE PLAN TONIGHT

I need a serious lifestyle change if Im to survive the rest of my 20s man