Pissf****t
@sharknadoalex.bsky.social
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I'm Al (thats my name) I'm 25 and nothing I say can be held against me in a court of law (he/him)
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I caved and made an instagram for my cat and legally you all have to follow it
9 months ago
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Work tomorrow is gonna be vile I already know it
about 1 hour ago
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My stepdad made a reallyyyyy stupid fb post, should I comment on it publically and risk ruining christmas?
about 3 hours ago
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Friendmas today :) present exchange and chicken dinner and Five Nights Of Freddy Two
1 day ago
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Due to the work schedule changes, Im willing to give my job 1 more month. Ill be switching weekends too so Im not gonna do weekends eith Him anymore. And seeing as I wont be doing morning shifts alone w him either, it should all be more.managable. for now! Until a miracle happens (new job)
2 days ago
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August went to a surgery check up today cuz its been looking crazy and we both felt like a profesional needed to look at it. They thankfully said everything is fine, which I also have been saying but I know it feels more Safe when a doctor says it. Plus I was starting to doubt LMAO
3 days ago
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Our Big Meeting today turned out less controversial than I hoped, so Coworker is probably not quitting lol. I however still feel like this job is draining me badly, esp cuz my fav collegue will be going on sick leave due to a surgery in january so like. Its gonna suck
3 days ago
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Almost done w christmas present preperation for my friends.... saturday Friendmas cant come soon enough
4 days ago
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I go to the mall and get sweaty and overstimulated & then I buy more than what I can comfortable and safely carry on my bike and then I get stressed about it. Thats what I do
4 days ago
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Got a giftcard for the mall from work... maybe my job is okay
4 days ago
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What the fuck hold on, why do I have 43 followers. Who the hell are you people
4 days ago
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My baby my baby
4 days ago
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Got some cc making Sims unplayable and I havd to once again Process Of Ellimination all my fuckass cc to figure out what the problem is
5 days ago
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We got an automatic feeder for Lottie finally... letting Big Smart Tech into our home...
5 days ago
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I want to buy my mom these specific pants from a tiny store in copenhagen but I didnt know the name or location of the store and ive bddn looking for it manually by walking thru the city for weeks n finally found it yesterday n they were CLOSED so today i try for the 10000th time. Wish me luck
5 days ago
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We got a Norovirus outbreak at work thats awesomeeee
5 days ago
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God gives his toughest battles to his stupidest soldiers that ate 2 day expired whipped cream
6 days ago
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I didnt knoe Wake Up Dead Man was out I need go see it WUICKLY
7 days ago
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Got so much tl say abt my collegue. BUT I SHANT. Im the bigger person, Im the bigger person, IM the bigger person
7 days ago
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I hope my coworker is too sick to go to work tomorrow..manifestingggg
8 days ago
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My coworker has a cold n was sniffling all day and now I feel liek Ive got Placebo Cold. Kept asking August if my voice sounded different cus my throat feels Off. Not Sick just Off. I CANNOT get sick again. Not NOW.
8 days ago
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All they fucking do is lie to me (the postal service app that keeps changing the delivery date for my package)
8 days ago
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I want to nap so fucking bad but theres a guy coming to pick up the tarantula I sold and he gave a vague estimate for when he'd be here and I cant risk missing a text or a call OUGVH
10 days ago
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10 days ago
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Helping August take care of his top surgery scars n stuff makes me so grateful Ive forgotten how terrifying my own recovery was. Im thankful I had my mom to help me thru it, and Im thankul I get to be here for my baby as well. It is freaking scary and emotional and yucky and overwhelming. But also-
11 days ago
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My problem coworkers been complaining biiig time abt soem Possible Changes that might get made, which would result in "there being fuck-all to do all day" and how hed be soo bored "if every day was like today" meanwhile they spent an hour just standing around chatting instead of idk. CLEANING
11 days ago
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My coworkers have been listening to awful jumpstyle cover music since I got here n now they put on a sexual podcast
11 days ago
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Gotta go to work now even tho my stomach hurts about it
11 days ago
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Anyways... back to work tomorrow.. yuckkn
12 days ago
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Logged into twitter and spent too long scrolling because. I have issues. And MAN. Im cured now. Thank god I got away from that place it is rancidddddd. Everyone is the worst person in the world and no one is having fun
12 days ago
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At Max Burgers listening to 4 dudes having the most intelectual debate on something im not smart enough to comprehend. Why are they talking about this at Max Burgers
12 days ago
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Type of shit im on rn
14 days ago
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Researching giant african millipedes and it annoys me soooo much that NO ONE in the Exotic Pet community can agree on what soil is good. Watched one video that was like "use reptisoil" and now im watching one that says "if you use reptisoil you WILL kill your millipede" MAKE UP YOUR MIND
14 days ago
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So desperate for Phone Dopamine im watching clickbait ai videos on snapchat
15 days ago
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Okay okay okay. Its time. Its time. Im deleting instagram and facebook NOW.
16 days ago
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Ppl on tumblr r being crrrrazy abt smiling friends
17 days ago
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Got hit w a bad case of Unable To Answet Texts and its been several days and its haunting my every waking moment
17 days ago
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Insta algo keeps showing me peoples 'im leaving this app'-goodbye posts... is this a sign.....
18 days ago
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Been watching several unrelated youtubers lately whove done videos w who I assume is the same guy and he looks so much like John Lennon it scares me whenever he appears
21 days ago
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First real thing my stepdad said to me was "did you loose weight? Looks like you lost weight"
21 days ago
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I hope me and August get to travel next year.... I wanna go to Ireland... and Amsterdam....
21 days ago
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Birthday went fine... i worried all night for nothing which is almost disappointing
21 days ago
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Macy Gray's album Ruby is so so so fucking good, its a shame about her transphobia lol
21 days ago
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3 hours of sleep followed by 3,5 hours of crowded public transport, to go spend time w family, many of whom I am not in the right mindset to see. God forgive me for what I do if anyone tries anything. Probably nothing, but still.
21 days ago
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Been awake all night so far haunted by Thoughts. Not cool!!!!
21 days ago
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So excited abt the christmas presents Im gonna give my friends...... AHYRK
22 days ago
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Every single person on earth is at the mall rn
22 days ago
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Being at home and doing Nothing is starting to get to me mentally so I have to go to the mall. Even though I fucking hate the mall. I need to do christmas shit and groceries and also maybe just get some fresh air. But god I hate the mall
22 days ago
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2 years ago today a cute guy messaged me on grindr and now hes sitting on our shared couch playing Animal Crossing :)
23 days ago
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Back home w my baby and hes been put to bed... i wish I could take over his body n do the whole recovery period for him instead because its gonna suck so bad but alas.... these next few weeks need to go swiftly
25 days ago
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ON OUR WAY HOME HE LOOKS AWESOME!!!!
25 days ago
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