I think tonight ima roll a fat blunt, demolis some chips and salsa and binge "The Nanny"

The way I was driving home after this eye exam 🥴 I still cant see shit lol what kind of eye drops do they give you?!

I'm praying Oblivion Remaster drops today 😭.

I dont post myself often but 😋

Yall, my plug just called me a "OG" 😌 I've never felt this HARD since joining the military 😂

So we all just woke up in the middle of the night huh 😭

Seems like it's coming true ❤️

Wheew looks like I'll be getting a motorcycle sooner than I thought 😎, hopefully next week 😌

First time opening the app for the day and the first thing I see is some ASS 😔. I never scrambled so fast inside this doctors office 😩, yall was having a freak off last night.

I had a dream that I bought first class tickets to Japan, went to the airport, arrived on the plane and all. I think it's time to start looking at some tickets because I need that 🔥😭

The way my Great Dane just ran into my leg omg 😭 my shit sore asf

Crazy how fast I dropped Target when they started following the BS. Too bad I permanently banned myself from them, just like Wal-Mart

I just want my ninja slushi machine 😭 that mf been stuck in CA.

How much do you give your partner when you get paid?

“you act like you’re addicted to eating pussy” me:

The fact that my girlfriend bought me a Zoid Liger Zero set after I told her my childhood trauma of my brothers destroying it speaks volumes. They were rare in 2004 and extremely rare now. ❤️ I got the same model I can build it all over again. 🥹 Inner Child = Healed

Looking busy for 8 hrs is a task itself 🥴 it's about to be a long Monday 😴

Coming home to a new mattress is the best feeling. Buying that Nectar Hybrid Bed was a great decision 👌🏾 couldn't beat that 50% off deal 🤗

I'm about to buy a Steam Deck so I can play on my downtime at work. I just be sitting in my office after I just fixed whatever machine the went down for the day.

My neighbors gonna hate me when I get a new fence so they can't connect to me no more 😈 I'm so tired of their musty dog barking and pushing all on the current fence trying to get to my dog 😩 so mf ghetto

My job talking about they opening at 12... they close at 4 like fucking just shut it down. Whole damn state frozen but wanna open for 4hrs 🙄

Good Morning folks 🌅

I definitely need more girl-friends 😩

The fact that I didn't get a pre-sale code for Durand HURTS 😔 now I gotta wait till Friday

🔵👔 Shawty

Literally a damn monsoon going on outside 😭 I'm just trying to smoke 🥴

Whelp time to hop on the game 🤗

My girlfriend finally made an Bluesky 😌 that's right baby, you don't need "X" no more #shemadeit #blacksky

$400 light bill?! Pls kill me, nothing even changed for it to be that high 😔. How did this shit jump an extra $250 in a month?

One thing about my sims, something gonna catch fire 🔥😭

Red Dead Redemption 2 is the perfect hunting simulator, I forgot how much of a masterpiece this game is.

I'll fuck up a bag of green grapes blazed 😭 or mangos w/ chamoy 🥴

Ngl I tore that levis sale up 😭 I can't stay out that store

I would wear all these nice outfits and never take pictures 😔

Anyone uses smart locks for their homes? I'm thinking about installing one 🤔

I'm finally playing FF7 for the first time and yeah I can see why people love it. 😎🎮 #FF7 #blacksky #nerdsky

LOML ❤️

🎶Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rainnn🎶

They should've took Marvel Rivals instead, I was just about to start home renovations 😩

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Ngl this flu tore my ass up 😭

Anyone hopping on Helldivers tonight? #gamersky #nerdsky #PC

Yall I want a pet pigeon 😅

How can I get my gf to like Lord of the Rings? 😭

I wanna learn the slap bass technique so bad 😭. Freak On A Leash is gonna be the first song to learn.

My baby is ready for the cold ❤️

I feel like doing a puzzle today 😌

I feel like I can wrap one gift per minute, neatly too 😌 #GiftWraping #MinuteByMinute

What does it mean when your dog stares at you before they eat? Like I can be the next room over and she'll come in look and leave to eat 🙃 P

Oh some of yall ain't social no more 🤧, some of yall wanna be really popular. We in a dilemma 🙃