I have this joke about Achilles, but I’m still fighting with it, trying to bring it to heel.

For the next five days, I'm offering a FREE Kindle download of my debut novel, "Vesta and Her Children; A Tale of the Fall of Rome." Full of romance and adventure, and a great way to learn about the fall of Rome without wading through Gibbon. You'll love it! www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...

If the fall of the Roman Empire is your thing, then you’re certain to enjoy “Vesta and her Children,,” by my alter ego, Marcia J.H. Twain. www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...

The lead story in tomorrow’s NYT is about a plucky 4H club in Waukesha, WI that is making a difference.

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I guess some of you bots weren’t listening the first time.

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I didn't have "Texas declares war on NY State" on my bingo card.

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

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Of my followers, 30 are clearly bots/advertisements (young women from abroad or bitcoin traders), and another 10 are probably bots (no face pic, too many numbers in handle, no followers). That leaves about 100 real humans. Greetings to all the real people (mostly people who are friends IRL).

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At this point, all my new followers are straight porn bots. :( it’s so predictable.

Today is THE LAST DAY— that you can download my first novel, “Vesta and her Children” for free. Tomorrow the price goes to $2.99. Let me know what you think. Happy holidays to all!!!

READ IT FOR FREE! Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All! www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...

READ IT FOR FREE! Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All! www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...

READ IT FOR FREE! Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All! www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...

Want to read a beautiful romance and learn how Rome fell at the same time? Read my new book, Vesta and her Children, available in kindle and paperback. www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...

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So, I just self published a historical novel on Amazon KDP, and so far the only purchasers are friends and relatives. I thought (foolishly), that lots of people would be interested, but guess not. Is this normal? Struck out on queries to agents. Should I just assume I suck and move on?