really? NOTHING beats a jet2holiday? what about hmmmmm i dont know, OXYGEN? what about a million billion dollars? you ever think about that?

fomosapien be like hmmm i will evolve a larger brain so i dont get left behind in the neolithic era

NYT Connections game always has a 5th red herring category and it pisses me off so bad. like what do you MEAN youre penalizing me for noticing a category that you intentionally put in the game. thats still a valid connection. this isnt some "gotcha". im literally correct

ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗦𝗸𝘆 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 "𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗱" 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗔𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀.

i just gotta start pressing Post on some of these

[naked from the waist down] i'm barack obama and this [drone hovers into view from behind] is Jackass

everybody gangsta til mob psycho 100 hits you with the Emotion Ruiner Music 5000™

"i dont mean to offend the monkeys" pops into my head every once in a while still

i gotta start a thread that i ominously vague-update every time i learn of another streamer/creator/etc that is cringe evil behind the scenes who i always got bad vibes from, cus im literally batting like 12 for 12 rn

guy with punisher skull logo on his truck: "what the FUCK dude... notions of violence are EVIL... what is this nation coming to..."

i still cant believe how well basic vive-tracker fullbody was able to get my body language here. like you can see me subtly lean back when i process the question. it's kinda crazy (clip from @lightlazer.bsky.social's stream)

once again posting bluesky drafts so others have to endure the thoughts i have to

genuinely one of the funniest images of all time. such a potent emotion resides in it

just had a conversation with someone where i mentioned Zimbabwe and they went "whats that" i was like "the country?" and their response was "ive never heard of that. youre too smart for me man"

one punch man needs to be studied because the webcomic with "bad" art remained a satire as the original creator fleshed out the plot and it remained extremely high quality, MEANWHILE the manga redraw with "good" art became the generic battle shonen it was parodying but with gooner art

😤 💯

hitting my bubble pipe like it's a $27 strawberry matcha CBD cart: "GPT, generate golden labubu. NFT artstyle. WebP format." as the screen loads i drop my gaze and smirk, amusedly shaking my head at GPT's naivete "Oh, and GPT... make it cheugy" i proceed to break my own wrist just because i can

how am i supposed to stay humble when im this baller at wordle

i gotta start doing something with all these voice memos i make on long drives

they could never make me hate you, extremely high fidelity baby kitten that chills around the hotel in the Lies of P DLC

freakin sugoi, lois

female co-workers talking about female anatomy and they randomly brought up theyre cool duscussing it with me cus im "one of the girls" and chill with it. i have officially achieved coleman status

idk what you call the specific trope of soulless villain eats cheeseburger and is instantly pacified and becomes good guy but that shit would work on me 100% fr fr

that Kirby Air Riders direct has convinced me no major AAA dev will ever "get it" like masahiro sakurai. he knows how to build exactly the thing that players want without it being predictably what players say/think they want. a total master of fun and gamefeel first design

New Deadlock update adds unfathomable levels of swag to the game good lord. each character now has stylized logo-text for their name and sick splash art

new animal, just announced. Shrimpanzee: the missing link?????

999 just be doing whatever

The Count of Monte Cristo (1846)

dentist said i have "exceptionally strong teeth"

just had my first ever stromboli. this thing is so good that i can forgive italy for a war crime or 2

Öoo is 8 USD rn on launch and is perhaps the best, most tightly designed puzzle game i have played in a decade and i am 100% serious. unbelievable game

i dont think i have ever seen a more wasted character concept than sigma in overwatch. dude transcends normal consciousness and gets transcendent knowledge like Faust GuiltyGear and all he uses it for is levitating. like he shattered reality but specifically only gravity so he can throw rocks

coworkers talking about how one is getting into back into games and another one starts talking about suggestions cus they play a bunch then they turn to me and are like "how about you? are YOU a gamer?"

modern sports are missing that "losing team gets sacrificed to the sun god" pizzazz that the Aztecs had worked out

cool discovery i made

releases Party Rock Anthem releases Sorry for Party Rocking disbands forever damn i guess they really were sorry

sometimes the best memes are the ones we find on page 6 of google images while looking for something completely unrelated. i feel like the guy who found the mona lisa tucked away in the bottom of some random crate

just saw an awesome comment on a steam review

hilarious that you can get around netflix's family wifi restrictions and share an account by literally just using inspect element to remove the popup screen about it lmao

inventing novel kaiju designs by just taking cryptid designs, scaling them up, and slightly revamping them. The kaiju-verse is missing Chupacabra and Mothman and Nessie

currently #reprobatemaxxing

big fan of this genre of post

i really am the lebron james of detecting that a creator is a creep/problem/evil behind the scenes based off vibes alone god damn

can youtube do whatever the fuck this experiment was again i need more green media

WHAT IS THIS NEW YOUTUBE UI OH MY GOD BRUH THIS SHIT STINKS

when Deacon Blues comes on while youre driving and donald fagen gets the to the part where he loudly sings about "dying behind the wheel" and you gotta sit there like

new employee said she was embarassed that she didnt know my name because i was "that guy everyone keeps saying they like working with"

just got a legendary youtube recommendation of a song upload with 160 views. the band is "Automatic" and good god are their videos and songs underrated