fuck Pickleball, whos tryna lose to me in Onionball (new sport where you are defenseless and i Attack you)

i dont know how to react to this thread i found but i need others to see it lmfao

just typo'd january as juanuary. now i have an idea for a new hispanic history month

dating game where you recruit people to your polycule so you can use them for free labor in building weapons and an army for world conquest titled PolyArmory

ANY USERS ON BLUESKY?! RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW LINK BELOW

person named Cath (short for Cathode)

this must be how it felt to watch the mona lisa get painted

looking up Shark Tank on AO3 was a good idea

nematode komaeda

guy who claims to be a really good spy: bond? james bond? yeah that is me thats my full legal name heres my fucking credit card and the key to my house

trying really had to not laugh while talking with a patient in clinic because my brain played sound effects of a bowling ball strike followed by loud gong for no reason in the middle of our conversation

they should make a movie starring Me and the plot is that i just kinda hang out for about 6 hours

Jeremy "Bug" DuPont being sworn in as US Secretary of Health: you know there's rumors going around because of my name, right? theyre saying i may actually be a bug. haha it's crazy out there, but i assure you i am NOT bug. anyways, seriously folks, it's time we talk about Hearty And Nutritious Leaf

geen

my throat hurts really, really badly today. god has stripped me of my voice for saying 67 too many times yet i refuse to learn my lesson

Show: SpongeBob SquarePants Language: Japanese

x-men recruiter: so, mutant, whats your power? colossus: i am big and made of metal recruiter: ok well that is not going to work because our main enemy can literally control metal. how about you, wolverine? wolverine: we are so incredibly fucked

spongebob "too big to fail" guy pants ok

what elixir is bro brewing? 😭😭🧙‍♂️ bro on his 👁🦎 eye of newt 🦎👁 shit 🤣 abricadaBRUH ‼️

they call him the 3 guess champ, the wordle wizard

they're calling her the baby of all time

I released "BREAK 10", my Flash and DSiWare inspired platformer where you only have 10 seconds to complete each level.

Gamers. It’s time

danganronpa chapter 5 ooooughhhhh oooooguughghh ooooooooooo it huuuurts auuughoughh

ANOTHER STARES FOR CARES IN THE BOOKS $7,605.37 RAISED $14,528.20 COMBINED BETWEEN SFC 1 AND SFC 2 AMAZING WORK SEE YOU NEXT YEAR

since we passed the donation milestone for my part of the Stares for Cares 2 charity stream, i now have to read AO3 fanfic on stream. i will have submissions open for a week or 2 while i get it all screened and set up. anyone is welcome to submit and there's no strict limit forms.gle/4JSxbz2qpCjv...

the Q in LGBTQ stands for quesadilla

the mysterious social media person behind this acct blacked out after this and forgot to post for melodicadude and lana - but they BOTH doubled the $100 goal, and melo TRIPLED it! WE LOVE CHARITY LIVE IN A MOMENT TO START PT 2 WITH VEEMOCAM (who is he) twitch.tv/veemocam

$348.67 raised for ABS-CBN by the end of charity stream! Thank you a lot! $2.33 away from an AO3 fanfic reading stream, but my donation link is open until the end of the event Saturday. if youre seeing this after the stream, please do consider donating! it's a very good cause: tilt.fyi/adshKN5H4W

Steam Replay 2025 love me a good videogames

country music always be named some Dumb Ass Shit like I Found God in a Whiskey Glass or something

evil messed up dark fantasy combat music but it uses sleigh bells

the strongest seal of quality when searching for new obscure steam games is to check the specs. if they look like this it passes

STARES FOR CARES 2 IT'S HERE STARTING FRI DEC 19 WATCH YOUR FAVORITE STREAMERS AND DONATE TO AWESOME CHARITIES ALL DAY AND NIGHT TIS THE HECKIN SEASON more details to come!!! roster dropping next week!!!

fuck all this doomscrolling shit. come joyscroll with me

Wordle 1,629 2/6* ⬛🟦🟧⬛⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

promote whichever krispy kreme employee came up with this to CEO

year of the miles edgeworth

don't even talk to me unless you have kindness luigi in your 2025 music recap tbh

these two nincompoops so foolish

japenese twitter is so funny dude

hmmmmmm mmmmm this quandary so perplexing hmmmmmmmm

oh, you find 67 funny? imagine if the situation were reversed and it was a 7 6ing. yeah. not so funny now is it?

anime and games are so funny because you want to discuss the artistic merit and storytelling, but the online conversation is dominated by 14 year olds powerscaling characters like:

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anyone want to hear my arnold schwarzenegger impression? auugh! poot dat cookie dahwn! nahw! haha guys where are you going? haha wait i can do the joker too. whyyy sooo seriousss? haha pretty good, right? how about christopher walken guys what about christophen walken huh? guys? guys? guys? guys? gu

person taking my order just asked if i wanted a "diet cock" to drink and the look on her face when she caught herself was really, really funny

oh i was really sick and tired last night so i kinda forgor until now in my haze, but i got an acceptance to med school. still waiting to hear from some others but wahoo

bonded with a patient over the fact we've both done fentanyl #letsgo