When the pictures are finally revealed, Donald Trump is going to say, "I lost a bet. So what? You never sucked a guy's cock after you lost a bet? It's a pretty common thing, believe me."

As far as "the Bubba story" goes, Donald Trump was mentored by Roy Cohen, after all.

"We have to change the law. As it is, I can't execute kids under 18 when they do misdemeanors, so my hands are tied at the moment.

I guess we’re done talking about Trump and Epstein.

A spread of cream cheese and chopped walnuts on cinnamon raisin bread was a popular sandwich during the Great Depression. It was called a nutted cheese and everyone agreed it was a terrible name … but people were hungry and didn’t want to wait for a better one.

I need to relocate to a hot, sunny place where there's a cobra in the shower and a troop of aggressive monkeys on the balcony.

I can't say I'm shocked or surprised.

Hi, Grandma! I played baseball today!

It's getting harder and harder these days not to feel like Edward G. Robinson in "Soylent Green."

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that foursquare wasn't played during worship services at the Foursquare Church. Heck, they didn't even do tetherball.

Solid advice: Never look behind the black, piss-rotted iron door halfway down the alley.

The check must have cleared over at Zuck's place.

I haven't been following the news. Is today the day we get the armbands?