September is my birthday month! I am already rotten, so it's time to spoil. Good boys and girls know how much I appreciate tokens of adoration, big or small, and this year I want it all. 🎁 throne.com/Satanatrix

I don't wanna brag....but I changed my furnace filter then immediately brought out and threw away the old one, instead of it sitting there amassing friends for....months.

Fucking hell I'm in a shitty mood today. I don't know what my deal is but I am just.......UUUGGGGH.

Gross. Time to play a rousing game of "what the fuck is that smell in the kitchen!?"

@londonrwot.bsky.social I'm reading book 5 on my break at work. I'm towards the end where Moiraine and Lanfear are...gone. I obviously don't know if its permanent but now I gotta go back to work all emotional and shit!! Lol. What a moment.

How is my sleep schedule still this fucked!? I was only gone a few days. Can't fall asleep till like 3am 2 days In a row now. I'm exhausted.

My 1st lesson when caring for my own latex items....lube fingers are eternal.

Me when I get a cheat day lol

Not this extrovert on his 8th consecutive no plans...home by myself day. It's fine..I'm not climbing the walls or anything. Thank fuck I have D&D tomorrow.

Well this is a disaster 2nd period. C'mon Red Wings WTF!!

Waking up every 2 hours has been a great night's sleep. Love this for me.

Irritated. Gotta love the notification of a failed delivery cuz they tried when I was at work. Oh and they won't leave it at the post office.

Let me lead you into the depths of sin, pleasure, and liberation.

Not me falling off the entertainment center......ow

Brave New World was, fine I suppose. Not awful but nothing to write home about.

Represents my evening....

Someone in a bar just came up to me and asked if she could touch my collar. Lol. Uhhhhhh.

Ok what planet is this? 2 days in a row where I turned the heat up and put on warmer clothes!? We have had colder days than this this year!

Wiiiiiiiiiind

Great time at Wicked Edan last night!!!! Had so much fun seeing @futuristicfembot.bsky.social and everyone else!!

Wtf is wrong with sports announcers? "The puck squirted off his stick".....No sir....no it did not.

Holy sh*t! The U.S. Senate is considering putting forth BIPARTISAN legislation to apply TERM LIMITS on Supreme Court justices. RT if you ABSOLUTELY support term limits for the Supreme Court!! 💙

Playing cards with friends when suddenly @goddessnyx.bsky.social

A smarter person would have harvested the rest of his garden BEFORE it was covered in snow.

In case you're wondering... Here's the "plan"

Rise and shine, bitch.

Serve me IRL: Satanatrix.com Call/Text: SextPanther.com/Satanatrix Connect Online: LoyalFans.com/Satanatrix Buy My Porn: bit.ly/DownloadSatanatrix Stream My Porn: JustFor.Fans/Satanatrix Get Ignored: OnlyFans.com/Satanatrix Send Gifts: Throne.com/Satanatrix

Pretty much

When I see my phone connect to a TV at a bar....it reeeeeally tests my willpower lol.

@londonriver.bsky.social since we are talking dinosaurs. Do you subscribe to the theory that the T-Rex was primarily a scavenger? Or that it was an apex predator? Personally, I think it was a hunter but would certainly not pass up a free meal.

Guess where IIIIII'll be in 2 weeks!!!

@satanatrix.bsky.social Hiiii! Let's see if I can actually see you here!