not making it to 30 because everyone is addicted to ai ✌️

mixing substances!!!!! yall playin it safe i live for the danger!!! (za with a cough drop in my mouth)

my cat getting dutch ovened rn cus I lowkey ate some tacos and am farting but he just insists on being under the blanket when im covered up

how republicans look at you before telling you they believe vaccines cause autism and that liberals are feeding white people to homeless people or something

this is my life recently, /depressed

sitting here ripping my pen on the toilet, like a royal king on his throne smoking various herbs to assert his wealth over the commoners

yesss my shrine is coming along fabulously.... plus extra heh

@ahhchoo.bsky.social will beat me over the head with an oversized donkey Kong mallet to death at comic con in 2053. I had a vision last night.

how i look unable to sleep because im yearning to be cherished and adored instead #yearn

im starting a link shrine will update when its further along.... stay tuned.....

how it feels to steal from hobby lobby

yes, I do still unironically listen to PPAP. yes I love it so much.

alt girls and their gay bsf

@ramatttra FUCK YOU!!!! FYCK YOUUUUUU!!!!@ IM CALLING YOU OUT @RAMATRA

I hope one day I take a DNA test and it turns out that im 98% Neanderthal. #thedream

just sharted

the reason we dont see JD vance much in public is because donald trump has him locked away in the white house pumping his young breast milk for donald to drink in hopes it'll make him youthful again

I feel like im not meant to be me, im meant to be a single young trailer boy with an appreciation for music. I would play purple rain and grill some burgers as I stare off into the trailer park. maybe id have a beer or 2. maybe nothing matters in another life and thats a good thing. im a trailer boy

airpods and their case

I feel like farting so bad that it burns ur nostrils needs to happen to everyone, at least once a month. To be reminded that they are infact just an animal, and our butholes stink just like one. we all need to be humbled once in awhile #saturday

stop why did I just see a flag at half mast for Charlie squirt? genuinely who gaf about that neo nazi rape defender?

how it feels to go to the dentist

waiting for Jeffree star to get trampled by one of his yaks #yearn

ugh I wish I was cool

MY LIFE IS FALLING APART

quit blowing up my phone brub

siri delete JD vances life

just wonderful

why do I keep getting followers but my tweets aren't getting any hype!?? fake ass fans!!!!

ever since I was a little girl I knew i wanted to grow up to be Trent reznor spinning in the closer music vid

me: hiiiiii Adele Adel: hallo from the other side me:😭😂 like the song

siri play telephone by lady gaga

im a creature

do you ever get so depressed that not even farting cheers u up, it's just like.......tch, whatever.....

jaystation fell off #flopera #bald #canadian

lesbian link be like erm I have a queerstion

how it feels to hit an old burnt ass cart you thought was empty out of desperation and u actually get a big hit

can I show this to a plastic surgeon and will they know wjat to do???? thanks @drmiami

The little engine that could ♡ #zenyatta

my pronouns are she cus ill never be her...

who gives a fart about anything #dontgaf (fart)