I’m a New York voter. Oops! I fell for it again :( What is a “committee”? 😨

I “Wonder” how much money they’re making! On these restaurants.

That movie. An Influential Woman On The Verge of an Influential Moment

I want a big, juicy hoagie - PA style. That is not what I got at Wawa.

I think some are confused. “Gay” is a sexual orientation, not a marker of potential friendship or community.

It’s finally been revealed. His real name was Jee Vacation.

Stop protesting. It's the government. They are the authority. It is, by definition, incorrect to resist them.

Enjoying Liquid Glass on iPhone 17 - running iOS 26.1, of course.

If you “Halloween” tonight disciplinary action will be taken

Believe it or not, I did not receive or smoke a single FLAMER joint at Singers Haunted Hotel.

Wow. The Epstein Files? Only 76kb!

FLINTAs? I thought we were at least past the Bronze Age.

Just got a call from the loan department!

My Dunkin’? Always Doordashed. Here are my thoughts on the Mayoral Election!

Earnestly - I love how the Times keeps trotting out the Wharton School alum Warby Parker founder Neil Blumenthal on these political panels to eat absolute shit and embarrass himself every single time. Wow. What a huge, whiny baby!

Great.

I can’t tell who’s Trans and who’s “Halloweening”. It’s October 25th!

People really are “Halloweening” today. Idiots! It’s next week.

Welcome to my new Restaurant! It’s called “A Warm, Inviting Summer Cobble Hill, Brooklyn Day, 1993. Kissinger Sleeps. Solitude.“ - and it’s our Omelette Festival!

Is SHEIN seething? Is Altman Angry? Has Schmidt Quit? Is Nadella Swell Yet? Has Pichai Cried?

Beautiful leaves

Reading Steve Jobs Wikipedia at Nostrand and Dekalb at 2:45am >>>>>>>>>

Thank you Adam

I am hooman and i need to be snugged.. just like any of my doggo buds.

We all know about Obama’s Seven Nightly Almonds. My question is this: how long would he consume them for? An hour?

There are infinitely more “adult” accounts here than “X”, and they love to interact with my page. it must be a very titillating place!

Everybody clap your hands!

I’m having three beautiful babies.

Thursday’s Mayoral Debate really helped me hone in on my decision between the three Mayoral candidates. I’m still mulling my decision over, but I feel more informed than ever now.

I don’t want Sysco breakfasts at my Great hotel.

I always travel with Ethernet cable.

Drats! I find that I am not as young, attractive, or mild-mannered as the women I and many others find ourselves in “Competition” with.

Let me make it simple. If your product’s name ends in “y” or “ly”…. ….I won’t be purchasing! 😁

I have an update! I’m Figuring Out my Gender in a Very Public Way.

Engaging with Taylor Swift and her work in any way is a low vibrational activity for Dim people.

Why do Nor’easters only hit on weekends? Well, they must have a 9 to 5! 😂

I’m from Georgia.

My good friend hadn’t heard about Liquid Glass yet. i was stunned

While Annoying, I love The Gay Community.

I love posting for porn bots, Democrats, and the same three reply guys from The Other Platforms. If only I could think of any candid, original ideas….

Sears actually started as a zine

Liquid Glass at Night.

Don’t put a QR code on my beer please.

Non-op transmasc “Jason Waterfalls”

George Michael

Pick up a 6 pack of Cokes if you know i’m comin’ over.

The Best the City has to Offer. No frills, no reservations. This is MY New York.

i don’t know about all of that but my huge Muscles and “I” are about to take the stage in Riyadh. Ciao!

now this is comedy

I’m in Ridgewood. Girl, Pussy that Walk! I’m pleading with you. 😁