Friday morning Cat Tax

On my third listen of Life of a Showgirl. It’s unhinged in the best way possible and completely not what I expected 😂

Please look at my kitten, Oscar. He’s wearing a onesie because he was neutered on Tuesday. He woke up because he smelled my sandwich.

CREED 🤣 did I time travel back to 2001?

Eddie has an announcement! He has adopted a kitten and he is smitten. Oscar came home a week and a half ago and they have been inseparable since that day.

I had to guide my spicy boy,George,over the rainbow bridge last night. He went into acute kidney failure after an infection and they shut down.He had chronic kidney disease so I had been preparing myself for a few years. He died 2 years and 1 day after his little brother, Rico. August sucks.

Well…seems like I am no longer speaking to my family because I called Greg Abbot Governor Hot Wheels & dad is disappointed that I made fun of a disabled person. He doesn’t even see the hypocrisy in the fact that he has voted for Orange Hitler 3 times. My mom calls it a “politics disagreement “. 1/

Whenever John Cornyn actually responds to me his responses are full of lies that protect Old Yam Tits. I’ve started responding to remind him how vile he is.

Austin: there have been 4 ICE sightings this morning. Please spread the word and stay safe!

I need to hibernate. Someone wake me when he’s dead and not a minute before that!

Help! One of the felions found this and left it in the hallway. I have no clue what it is or where it came from. Can anyone identify it for me? Google lens was no help.

John Cornyn can fuck himself in the ass with a corncob.

When do we get to the part where he hides in a bunker and shoots himself in the head or has a widow maker heart attack. Either is fine with me.

Oh, you have to go to your desk to work? *yawn* Have fun.

Why is Psych trending today? Did I miss something? Is there going to be a sequel to This is Gus?

One day you're just living your best life, spending money on things you want and the next you have responsibilities and are reading reviews on kitchen trash cans.

I told Eddie he was going to get slapped if he kept waking George up from his nap to play and the he got slapped. 2 years old and still doesn’t know how to read the room.

Oops, I may have just told people I know and care about “fuck you”. Whatever the consequences, I don’t care.

Not having to take shoes off or unpack my stupidly full backpack with TSA pre check = me happy.

🎵With your boots beneath my bed Forever is the sweetest con🎵 Swifities will get it.

Look at those beans and that snoofer. I just want to boop them all.

The irony of this very Trumpy sign in a very Trumpy restaurant. Please note: I did not choose this restaurant and have declined to order food.

Will someone PLEASE finally tell me how to get to Sesame Street? I’ve been waiting 40 years and I’m ready for a change.

Living things I always say hi to: animals and babies/little kids. Living things I will sometimes say hi to: teenagers and other adults.

Dropping my car off for repairs and saw this. Whoever did this, I love you.

When I didn’t turn the shower on for him, I guess he went to plan B.

Today would’ve been my bestie’s 106 birthday. The past 3.5 years without her have been harder, but I always knew it would be harder once she was gone not matter how much time passed. She is proof that soulmates don’t have to be romantic partners. I hope we get to live more lives together, bestie.

Watching a doc on the fall of the Roman Empire…so far it seems as though we have our very own Commodus. What are we gonna do about it?

I work at a non-profit providing grief therapy and peer support to kids. I have started grant writing so I can expand our children's program. My Executive Director and I just decided to not apply for any federal grants because we're afraid they'll get pulled but, sure, Kegseth needs a vanity table.

Very rude of whoever left this dumpster in a parking spot.

Guys, I think he’s mad at us about something.

Please don’t wake the sleeping baby.

Where have we landed on the whole "no taxation without representation thing" asking for my income taxes.

Off brand Cat in The Hat

We’re only 3 months into 2025 and I have already had 2 giant “I told you so” moments because my concerns and opinions were dismissed. 2024 me wouldn’t have gloated. 2025 me is petty so you bet your ass that I am shouting it from rooftops.

2025 Bluebonnet season has a sad this year.

Off with their heads, amiright?

Heard the best quote: Karma drives a big bus and she knows everybody’s address.

Has anyone seen this boneless bag of skin full of turds? He won’t respond to any of my calls or emails, he must be missing. Others may have better luck finding him.

Eddie invented a game I named “Where’s The Baby?” In this game he hides under the bed and I pretend I can’t find him while asked “where’s the baby?”. He gave himself up tonight when he sneezed.

He spent all weekend attached to his dad and ignoring me even though I was sick on the couch but he always comes back because he’s a MaMa’S bOy.

If you don’t moo at cows as you pass by them, that says a lot about you as a person.

A story about effective leadership.V long, not sorry🤷🏻‍♀️:Last June I resigned from a director position at a nonprofit I had been at for 9.5 years.I navigated 10 various leadership changes but the support and leadership always fell in line with our mission and our values. And then 2022 came. 1/

Swifitie parents: I’m a child therapist and I want to create some activities parents can do with children to teach valuable life skills and lessons (kindness, self-confidence, etc.). What are some other important things that you want your kids to know and learn?

But you are what you did And I’ll forget you but I’ll never forgive THE SMALLEST MAN EVER LIVED -Taylor Allison Swift, 2024

Was just looking for a maroon colored pencil and Maroon by T Swift started playing while I was looking. Ghost Grandma Shirley is just as fun as human Grandma Shirley was.

In case anyone is wondering: Facebook is still a cesspool. Just saw some bullshit poll that stated 76% of Americans polled think DOGE is doing a good job. Yeah, ok.

Just sent [email protected] lyrics from But Daddy I Love Him as my list of what I did last week. Excuse me while I go run with my dress unbuttoned and scream “But daddy I love him!.

Do you like fine art? This one-of-kind Eddie the Cat/Blonde Possum could be yours! (Please, he needs the money to pay off his toilet paper debt).

It’s 21 degrees and only one of us is working from home today. It is not me.