I grew up in the most corrupt small town ever… Robert Devine was a hall monitor at my high school and he was creepy then. I was very close with the Farwells from middle school to college. I briefly dated Matthew my senior year of college.

Do birthday wishes come true on the same day or is there, like, a waiting period? I only have 8 hours left for my birthday and I wished for something we can all enjoy 🫠

It’s 4 hours until my birthday. I have my wish ready. Obviously, I can’t tell what it is but everyone will know if it comes true. 😼

How it started: Awww Eddie and I are snuggling How it’s going: Oscar squeezed himself between Eddie and I.

We are starting to think that Eddie (orange) believes that Oscar is his baby. I bet it’s hard being a single dad inside these comfy walls that neither of them pay rent to live in.

I have officially lost my patience with John Cornyn.

Name a cuter duo, I’ll wait.

Kids grow up so fast, don't they?

102 pages in and every adult in Virginia’s life failed her in every sense of the word.

Spoiler alert for anyone who hasn’t seen The 6th Sense, which came out in 1999… Just thinking abt how I watched The 6th Sense w/my mom when I was in high school & at the very end she said “That was ok but I really don’t get it.” & I had to explain to her that Bruce Willis was dead the whole movie.

Friday morning Cat Tax

On my third listen of Life of a Showgirl. It’s unhinged in the best way possible and completely not what I expected 😂

Please look at my kitten, Oscar. He’s wearing a onesie because he was neutered on Tuesday. He woke up because he smelled my sandwich.

CREED 🤣 did I time travel back to 2001?

Eddie has an announcement! He has adopted a kitten and he is smitten. Oscar came home a week and a half ago and they have been inseparable since that day.

I had to guide my spicy boy,George,over the rainbow bridge last night. He went into acute kidney failure after an infection and they shut down.He had chronic kidney disease so I had been preparing myself for a few years. He died 2 years and 1 day after his little brother, Rico. August sucks.

Well…seems like I am no longer speaking to my family because I called Greg Abbot Governor Hot Wheels & dad is disappointed that I made fun of a disabled person. He doesn’t even see the hypocrisy in the fact that he has voted for Orange Hitler 3 times. My mom calls it a “politics disagreement “. 1/

Whenever John Cornyn actually responds to me his responses are full of lies that protect Old Yam Tits. I’ve started responding to remind him how vile he is.

Austin: there have been 4 ICE sightings this morning. Please spread the word and stay safe!

I need to hibernate. Someone wake me when he’s dead and not a minute before that!

Help! One of the felions found this and left it in the hallway. I have no clue what it is or where it came from. Can anyone identify it for me? Google lens was no help.

John Cornyn can fuck himself in the ass with a corncob.

When do we get to the part where he hides in a bunker and shoots himself in the head or has a widow maker heart attack. Either is fine with me.

Oh, you have to go to your desk to work? *yawn* Have fun.

Why is Psych trending today? Did I miss something? Is there going to be a sequel to This is Gus?

One day you're just living your best life, spending money on things you want and the next you have responsibilities and are reading reviews on kitchen trash cans.

I told Eddie he was going to get slapped if he kept waking George up from his nap to play and the he got slapped. 2 years old and still doesn’t know how to read the room.

Oops, I may have just told people I know and care about “fuck you”. Whatever the consequences, I don’t care.

Not having to take shoes off or unpack my stupidly full backpack with TSA pre check = me happy.

🎵With your boots beneath my bed Forever is the sweetest con🎵 Swifities will get it.

Look at those beans and that snoofer. I just want to boop them all.

The irony of this very Trumpy sign in a very Trumpy restaurant. Please note: I did not choose this restaurant and have declined to order food.

Will someone PLEASE finally tell me how to get to Sesame Street? I’ve been waiting 40 years and I’m ready for a change.

Living things I always say hi to: animals and babies/little kids. Living things I will sometimes say hi to: teenagers and other adults.

Dropping my car off for repairs and saw this. Whoever did this, I love you.

When I didn’t turn the shower on for him, I guess he went to plan B.

Today would’ve been my bestie’s 106 birthday. The past 3.5 years without her have been harder, but I always knew it would be harder once she was gone not matter how much time passed. She is proof that soulmates don’t have to be romantic partners. I hope we get to live more lives together, bestie.

Watching a doc on the fall of the Roman Empire…so far it seems as though we have our very own Commodus. What are we gonna do about it?

I work at a non-profit providing grief therapy and peer support to kids. I have started grant writing so I can expand our children's program. My Executive Director and I just decided to not apply for any federal grants because we're afraid they'll get pulled but, sure, Kegseth needs a vanity table.

Very rude of whoever left this dumpster in a parking spot.

Guys, I think he’s mad at us about something.

Please don’t wake the sleeping baby.

Where have we landed on the whole "no taxation without representation thing" asking for my income taxes.

Off brand Cat in The Hat

We’re only 3 months into 2025 and I have already had 2 giant “I told you so” moments because my concerns and opinions were dismissed. 2024 me wouldn’t have gloated. 2025 me is petty so you bet your ass that I am shouting it from rooftops.

2025 Bluebonnet season has a sad this year.

Off with their heads, amiright?

Heard the best quote: Karma drives a big bus and she knows everybody’s address.

Has anyone seen this boneless bag of skin full of turds? He won’t respond to any of my calls or emails, he must be missing. Others may have better luck finding him.

Eddie invented a game I named “Where’s The Baby?” In this game he hides under the bed and I pretend I can’t find him while asked “where’s the baby?”. He gave himself up tonight when he sneezed.