Make me your little donut.

Following up all bad decisions with "TA DA."

You look like regret

What do you mean, what do I mean?

Watch what happens when you become so unbothered that you unbothered about being unbothered

Muting people because they are annoying AF

Doing your best even though nobody notices

Hand around her throat

Saying you're an idiot like im saying good boiii

Push my buttons harder

When someone says that they had five guys for dinner and you be like mmmhmmm I bet you did.

My tolerance for bullshit is absolute zero, but sure, you're welcome to try me.

Oh ima make it weird af

It's hard, I know, but maybe try not sucking.

I've never heard a genuinely good person say they are a good person. It shows in their character.

Someone said 'beef curtains and now Im thinking Arby's for dinner

Im doing today right by muting your crushes because God damn ya'll rt the same bishes

You look like a person who gets mad when bitches dont reply to your dick pic.

Ya'll were so sick of political Twitter that you decided to come here instead... and be political.

Therapist: howd that make you feel? Me: I dont have feelings that im aware of, and if I did, that would be gross

Hold my vodka

You wouldn't like me. That's it..

Someone said 'flippant and now I can't stop saying it. Flippant..its fun to say.

Sorry I muted you. I don't like your posts

Dont worry, Im always gonna be me...with immeasurable amounts of freaky.

Im definitely "that bitch"

Once upon a time... (10 minutes ago) A guy hit my replies sideways, and I bit him. With my words, of course.

Hey, wait! You forgot this🖕🏼

Whole Lotta i dont wanna

Me bringing my bullshit to the time line

Some of ya'll you drive like shit. Ya need to fix it.

You know you like it. *the way I tell you to fuck off

Oh look its me again.. yay

I'm way less of a biatch on that other app *wouldn't bet on it

Everyone follow me .. Or dont. I really dgaf.

Watch this! Jk, i ain't doing shit

Shut up and show me your 'O face

I know. Let's all just not and say we didn't

Maybe you should use that pie hole for something other than saying stupid shit

I wonder how many people I blocked on Twitter are here running around unblocked and stupid?

No, I didn't hear you. Yeah, I wasn't listening... Intentionally.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who can't stand twisted laces in shoes

Charcuterie boards are just slutty Lunchables

This whole time, I should have saved my breath.

Excuse me. You can't just skeet your tweets like that. The audacity. My god.

And donuts are just slutty bagels

I dont wanna

This place is just a smaller circle jerk version of the other place.

Are we allowed to use the word fuck here yet? No? Fuck!

Dating sites are basically where you apply for a person to spend your life with. Your bio is just a resume.