Reality Dysfunction
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I have a very scary cat. Probably some other stuff, but check out my scary cat.
So it goes
about 1 month ago
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The words "felony" and "feline" both come from Old French felonie, meaning "wickedness" or "evil deed," which derives from fellon (an "evildoer") is a cool fact that I just made up
about 2 months ago
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Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil
5 months ago
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Monty just wants you to know that she doesn't approve
8 months ago
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When you make to heaven John Candy gives you a really big hug
8 months ago
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Unfortunately Spike has been lost at sea
8 months ago
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I feel like I just paid rent a couple weeks ago and they're now expecting me to pay rent again in a couple weeks??
8 months ago
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How did I become my boss's mom??
8 months ago
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When you're really good at Sunday
8 months ago
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I'm starting to think these Americans are acting a little goofy
9 months ago
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Can everyone move their ears in a way that makes crunching sound inside, or is that just me?
9 months ago
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I swear she's purring in this picture
9 months ago
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I believe we should enact heavy tarrifs against the US for all of the media products I torrent anyway.
10 months ago
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Someone got into the bag of catnip mice last night. I don't like to just throw out accusations but...
10 months ago
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Here be dragons
11 months ago
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My cat, who is an indoor cat, is screaming to be let outside as I leave for work. It's -8 outside. I don't have the energy to explain the situation to him.
11 months ago
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When I was a teenage barrister I brought my grandfather a pound of fancy coffee, and he hid it so nobody would use any Christmas morning. Once he turned around in the middle of a 5 hour car trip to come back for cheese he left in my parents' fridge. I miss that man so much.
11 months ago
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I'm so stressed, why can't I just have a tiny bit of time for myself over holidays. Just a teeny bit of me time? *monkey paw closes a finger. A child coughs in my direction*
11 months ago
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Everything is stupid and I hate it.
11 months ago
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Full moon over Cherono
11 months ago
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If mammoths were still around we would make fun of elephants for being bald mammoths.
11 months ago
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Me every winter when I finally break down and start wearing a parka instead of the lightest jacket imaginable: Bwahaha fuck you entropy, you worthless cosmic bitch
11 months ago
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Everyone thinks they're a badass until they've taken slightly more shroomz than they should and an aggressive cable service sales person nocks on the door.
11 months ago
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Facebook decided to remind me it was a year ago that I lost my best little buddy..
12 months ago
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12 months ago
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Fell asleep in front of the TV and woke up to my roommate staring diwn at me
12 months ago
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Just roasted two stuffed chickens ass to ass because why not?
12 months ago
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Turns out I don't prefer audiobooks as much as I just needed glasses
12 months ago
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#cats
being bros
12 months ago
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He can't see her but he knows she's watching him
about 1 year ago
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Seeing a lot of cute cat pictures around here. So instead here's my scary cat
about 1 year ago
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