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@blissfullystupid.bsky.social
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I built my own hyperbolic echo chamber. It is the greatest one ever built, everyone agrees.
over 1 year ago
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I just logged onto the Oreo website and it asked me to accept their cookies.
about 11 hours ago
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In order to help humanity my end of life plans now include donating my body to science. I have chosen to donate to the Hayden Planetarium, please provide shipping directions.
@neildegrassetyson.com
12 days ago
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Yo, do you member when we threw away our 250 year republic because there are some brown people that live with us?
13 days ago
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I lost 4 hours of sleep watching videos of people open packs of Pokemon cards. I have never owned Pokemon, watched Pokemon or have any interest in Pokemon. Maybe that is why I was happy every time they didn’t get what they wanted.
18 days ago
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Hypothetically…if I taught my pet monkey how to steal but never received the stolen property or the profits… am I the bad guy? Felonious George is redistributing wealth?
23 days ago
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Do you remember when the people’s vote mattered? Republic apparently means fuck the people.
24 days ago
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www.cnn.com/2026/05/07/w...
You know things aren’t going well when you say things like this week shit
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Live updates: US military strikes Iranian sites but says it does ‘not seek escalation’ | CNN
US forces targeted Iranian military facilities responsible for launching a series of “unprovoked” missile, drone and small boat attacks against warships transiting the Strait of Hormuz, Central Comman...
https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/07/world/live-news/trump-iran-war-news
25 days ago
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I filled up 3 tanks of gas over the last couple of days. Anyone buying a kidney?
27 days ago
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On this cinco de mayo remember how important this day is for our culture. That culture is everyone who hates the French, have some tequila everyone.
27 days ago
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I can’t decide what would be better. Aliens come to earth to provide enlightenment, end disease and bring peace on earth. OR I win every single one of my fantasy leagues this year.
about 1 month ago
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Hey Waffle House. This is your chance, buy the Spirit Airlines and assume your final form.
about 1 month ago
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The older I get the more I become a far less intelligent version of Rick Sanchez
about 1 month ago
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If these monks that meditate for years are so “enlightened”, then why haven’t any of them invented a single flavor of wing sauce?
about 1 month ago
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After realizing I have put on some weight the last year I have been on a strict diet of expired yogurt. I’m down 20 lbs in 2 weeks, take that GLP1 junkies.
about 1 month ago
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Last night I dreamt that I went to a massive work meeting without any pants. I couldn’t get over how cool all my coworkers were about it all. None of them understood why I was so appreciative at work today.
about 1 month ago
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Dear Morons of America, Don’t attack politicians, ever. You just make that politician more popular. If you are that passionate, go sign up new voters. F’ing Sincerely, Us Normies
about 1 month ago
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Every time my wife points out what I am doing wrong I have to remind her that god only made 1 perfect man. That perfect man was Jeff, he dumped her before she started dating me because all she did is nag nag nag.
about 1 month ago
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In order to save the human race I propose we no longer share our thoughts on Ai anywhere online. From here on out please only share your thoughts on Ai in the hello kitty note book taped to door of your local 7-11.
about 1 month ago
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I think I lost at least 2 years in the late 90s thinking about Fiona Apple. I’m sad her career wasn’t bigger but I’m glad I recovered the ability to function.
about 2 months ago
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The more I think about it, the less I understand why have I morals. Is morality something a therapist can help me move past?
about 2 months ago
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Sure, this Presidency has been a shit show, but the other option was a woman.
about 2 months ago
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Best case scenario is our President enters rehab tonight and explains that his actions have been caused by an out of control Adderall and methadone addiction and we are withdrawing from this war.
about 2 months ago
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Well, now there will be long term gas prices through the roof. Before it was blocked and now both sides are attacking infrastructure.
about 2 months ago
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Hmm, maybe the is year I’ll enjoy the taste of a Cadbury Egg. It sure seems popular so I’m missing something. Yeah no, 45th year in a row it sucks.
about 2 months ago
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Hey Pam Bondi. Since you have the Epstein files and Congress and dictated it’s full release you can go ahead and share that now.
2 months ago
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Well, that speech…
2 months ago
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Ok, we get it. Now say “Live From NY”
2 months ago
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Trump speeches off of a teleprompter are delivered like a third grade book report
2 months ago
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I’m bored, I can’t find any shows to stream. Anyone have DMT I can try?
2 months ago
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“These religious extremists aren’t respecting our threats” -US and Israeli Administrations “These religious extremists aren’t respecting our threats” -Iranian Administration
2 months ago
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Iran if you are listening. Find the email that shows the moment Kash Patel gave up on Epstein conspiracy and protected Trump and friends from the truth.
2 months ago
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Hypothetical question. What if the truth is that Trump has the negotiating skills of a 3 year old? I know, crazy to think he isn’t a master but you know, what if?
2 months ago
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1 week later: 30 travelers in 7 days shot while reaching for their bag
edition.cnn.com/2026/03/21/p...
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Trump threatens to deploy ICE agents to airports Monday if funding deal isn’t reached | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Saturday he will deploy Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents to US airports on Monday if an agreement isn’t reached to fund the Department of Homeland Security amid a...
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/21/politics/ice-agents-airports-tsa-trump-threat
2 months ago
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I’m willing to bet the inventor of the auto flush toilet doesn’t have it in their own home.
2 months ago
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I always hoped America’s first dictator would be more Hank Scorpio and less Lord Farquaad.
2 months ago
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I saw a lady wearing a sweatshirt that said DEMOCRACY and nothing else. Interesting, I made an assumption as to which side of the aisle she prefers.
3 months ago
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The German political system is light years better than the US. A pirate party? Yes please
3 months ago
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Great negotiator my ass
3 months ago
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Some how I hold the opinions that every person is fascinating with unique perspectives on this world and that 90% of people aren’t worth engaging with
3 months ago
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The psycho-reactive river of slime running under our country is almost ready for my return. Wait, who is that F’ing orange guy that got here first?
3 months ago
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If I ever get my hands on a Time Machine I’m going back to kick the shit out of my past self for never putting things away in my garage. Maybe after that I would consider trying to stop the whole nazism thing.
3 months ago
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As I look forward on my life I can’t help but wish I’m going to make better choices.
3 months ago
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I am sick and tired of the world judging America by what we say and do. Why can’t they love us for who we imagine ourselves to be?
3 months ago
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Is there a WebMD that gives advice as approved by RFK Jr?
3 months ago
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For some reason people who grow up in NYC don’t develop an internal monologue. They think and they just vomit unfiltered thought all over you.
4 months ago
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Epstein files is over 5 million pages of fun
4 months ago
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I am against the death penalty. I am however pro death very near death penalty.
4 months ago
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I find it surprising the Catholic Church hasn’t yet built a Las Vegas casino
4 months ago
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I’m starting to think these billionaires were just in it for themselves this whole time.
4 months ago
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So uh, do we know what other rich people have private islands? You can’t tell me that all these losers went cold turkey once Espstein’s was shut down.
4 months ago
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