I need elf on the shelf ideas 💡 Anyone have any suggestions #elfontheshelf #christmas #navidad

One year until I turn 30. Time goes by so fast. Birthdays just don’t feel special.

For anyone wondering YouTube is back #youtube

Is YouTube currently down ? Not a single video is playing for me #youtube

If you aren’t already please be sure to follow PaliLiberation and Movement For Life #humanity #hope #empathy #freepalestine #librepalestina

This is not over yet Sinclair also needs to be boycotted

This segment is more relevant than ever #jimmykimmel #stephencolbert #media

I won’t be able to sleep until I know if it happened or not.

Misogynists are hilariously stupid one just said college ruined me then proceeded to say Hollywood did and then said I should debate some random dude. Like dude you are not worth my time.

Normal people sleep at this hour. Which is why I am reorganizing a closet right now.

As of yesterday I have not set foot in the US in four years

TikTok demonetized one of my videos for being unoriginal and I find that hilarious because it means several of us have said we should feed Laura Loomer to the Alligators 🐊

Call Trump supporters what they are Nazis we have to stop pretending they are anything else #trumpsupporters

TikTok took this down for hate speech I would say it is fairly tame #tiktok #censorship #usgovernment

Someone just walked in saw I was asleep and asked if I was sleeping 🛌 Well I am awake now

“La mente, cuando baja la marea por puro instinto de conservación Intenta cauterizar cada huella que deja atrás el paso del amor”🎶🎤🎧

Well I didn’t sleep at all but it is time to get up I guess

Trump needs to impeached and incarcerated

People in my comment section were really trying to tell me I cannot despise Mario Lopez for his political beliefs. Yes I can I despise ALL Trump supporters

I am starving is 5am too early for breakfast ?

I just sold some stock I had because apparently there is nothing ethical to invest in lately

Israel is not worth dying for. The Zionists should have never been in charge.

I was just catching up on the newest season of Phineas & Ferb you know like any other normal 28 year old. The idea that you need a license to be rvil is downright hilarious because of the sheer absurdity 😂 #phineasandferb

The medication 💊 my doctor prescribed has me struggling to stay awake. That stuff is strong

Well I finally made it to the doctors office and I am mentally preparing for what is sure to be a strange conversation.

My doctor is 100% going to think I am crazy for ignoring symptoms for months. Hopefully it is not too bad.

How on earth did Jessica Fletcher have so many friends ? She knew someone in every city 🏙️ From New York to London to Milan to Tokyo #murdershewrote #television

Does anyone else hyper fixate on food ? I remembered 🍏 existed last week and I have had like twelve since.

Why did people insist on living in Cabot Cove when they were all dropping like flies ? #murdershewrote

Lately I feel extremely sleepy 😴

It only takes spending a few minutes with my mother to remind me why I live in a different country than my parents do .

I ignore health issues as if ignoring them long enough will make them disappear

I am either dehydrated or dying I guess we wait and see.

Does anyone else ignore health issues like they are immortal?

Pope Francis died and I am not sure the Catholic Church will ever have such a progressive leader again. Que descanse en paz 🕊️ #pope

Someone take google away from me because according to my search history I am either dying of renal failure or just stressed. Could go either way really.

I’ve been rewatching Law & Order SVU and for a crime show it has some hilarious one liners “You have a baby and suddenly you’re not allowed to talk to serial killers “ 😂

It is 1am and I am suddenly starving.

Once again I only slept for two hours last night and now I can barely keep my eyes open.

It is eight am and that officially means I stayed awake all night

I fell asleep less than an hour ago and now I am getting up. You would think I gave up sleep for lent.

I really need to get better sleeping habits.

Between Ramadan and Lent you may find some of us extra irritable today as we are all starving.

I will clearly never sleep again. I think I need melatonin or something.

The world can be a terrible place. Some people are straight up vile they make you wish hell was real because they deserve to burn.

I haven’t slept all night and I feel like hitting some thing.

I think all rapists deserve to die.

Primero Leo Dan y ahora Paquita se van los ídolos QEPD 🕊️#paquitaladelbarrio

My grandmother said she saw her dad today. I now feel the need to tell my great grandfather that he cannot take her with him. Not yet