Carl and a cut-rate Donut #LitRPGCon @mistyfigs.bsky.social

Feed me, Carl. #LitRPGCon @mistyfigs.bsky.social

2025: the world is on fire but at least the memes are lit

If I were a character on #DaysOfOurLives, I would absolutely throw a Who Shot EJ party. The price of admission would be telling everyone your motive to shoot EJ DiMera. We'd vote on the best motives and I have a feeling we'd figure it out by the end of the night (or at least faster than Salem PD).

TFW that one guy in book club didn't understand Murderbot and derails the conversation for an explanation of jailbreaking

How is it that everyone I know who lives in suburbia is simultaneously addicted to pickleball and is also BIG MAD about pickleball courts being built near their house?

Just told my spouse "we need to find a cool polycule that doesn't care we're mono and just wants us for our streaming passwords"

TFW there's a family crisis and you don't even live in the same state but everyone expects you to be the one dealing with it because you have a vagina

If you choose to hang out in a public bathroom playing on your phone for a prolonged period of time instead of doing your business and getting out, I am absolutely going to take the noisiest dump possible to make you uncomfortable.

How can a law firm have its own YouTube channel but not a stinkin' webpage

TIL that if I look at mid-century modern for long enough I will start wanting to buy it even though I still don't like it.

Spouse just called to tell me "Post Malone Oreos are yummy... I don't know who he plays for"

You know how Ken's job is beach? My job is bitch.

I have gotten out of the moviegoing habit and don't really want to spend tonight with a bunch of strangers, but I will be damned if any little twerp is going to be able to say "America doesn't want a Black Captain America" on MY account #CaptainAmericaSamWilson

I don't really know a lot about Doctor Doom but I love him because he hates Reed Richards and I hate Reed Richards too

I will never stop being mad that Marvel's solution to "OH NOES the villain is making too much sense" in Black Panther was "IDK have him murder his girlfriend for no reason"

I'm having a Shaboozey weekend. It's where you drink a lot and complain about how much you hate your job.

For, ummm, about the past two and a half months I've been crafting like mad. It doesn't do anything to improve the world. It doesn't save anyone. But creating something tangible that will make people happy, even if only for a moment, feels like my best shot of keeping the despair at bay.

Oh lord I'm too old and cranky to learn another new social media account