Jumpscare youtu.be/AKkHfkvpw34?...

Homestuck uncanceled cause Toby Fox still likes it, but Toby Fox canceled cause he still likes Homestuck.

What do a cowboy, a vtuber, a photographer, and a dirtbag have in common? They just started a game of sburb! Entirely original characters, entirely original plot.

Guys I don't know how else to say this but I think Andrew Hussie predicted Donald Trump.

TFW you realize you've stacked so many genetic disorders on a single character that there's no way they have the standard number of grandparents.

A follow-up Deltarune fanfic as a palate cleanser. Similar characters and themes, but in a different world where the SOUL was far kinder. archiveofourown.org/works/66900124

I spend most of my time on tumblr these days. Follow me there at: toweringclam.tumblr.com

Published my first fanfic in a long time, and my first ever smut fic. It's seriously fucked up! Pay attention to the tags before reading. Also, spoilers for Deltarune Chapter 4 Weird Route archiveofourown.org/works/66810457

You should follow people from fandoms you didn't know existed. I'm mutuals with people in the Franklin expedition and Mehmet II fandoms.

People who say Muslims hate queer folks have clearly never seen hand painted yaoi art of Mehmet II dubconing Constantine in the Hagia Sophia.

*combat rolls into the ballroom, smashes a whole orange into my face, and sprints to the salmon dinner*

Abnormality bosses in the Frankenstein Canto (Limbus company fanfic I'm working on) - Really obscure mythological connection I found - Fucked up birthing metaphor - When Framing Devices Attack

Yesod: Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

jeez I haven't been on here for a whole month? Been spending a lot more time on Tumblr. During my absence I ended up writing a whole-ass blog-style Limbus Company fanfic/book report on Chinua Achbe's "Things Fall Apart" lcb2-radiohead.tumblr.com/tagged/Canto...

Browsing AO3 like

Most shonen is for boys who want to touch titty. Undead Unluck is for girls who want their titties touched.

AHAHA NO MEDS NO SLEEP RAW DOGGING THIS AIRPORT BAYBEEEE LOL IM GUNNA EAT MY PHONE TRY TO STOP ME

You know the drill: block any CHUDs you see and move on.

I've been stuck at an airport all day I wonder how the inauguration is go—mein gott in himmel!

Undead Unluck is horny in an entirely different direction than anticipated.

Worst thing I've ever done to an OC: Put pre-god AM in charge of the Omelas child.

If I don't get groped by the tsa, does that mean they clocked me?

The only thing worse than a borderlands 4 filled with crass toilet humor and cringe outdated memes is one that isn't.

Look, the Omelas child shipped Reylo, so like pretty problematic of you to be defending them.

One thing that surprised me about DC comics is how long its non-superhero comics lasted. One example, Marvel's longest-lasting war comic was "Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos", which Stan Lee created as a joke. This lasted until 1974. DC's Sgt. Rock series lasted until 1992. 🧵

TIL that to this day, tons of people are down feral for Groucho Marx.

Having actually played a Persona game, all the discourse around them kinda feels like this now

Dandadan without context

The basic masculine power fantasy is Having Something to Do. The basic feminine power fantasy is Doing Something About It.

Been experimenting with makeup again. Color correcting primer, tinted moisturizer, foundation, and powder. Lips are liner, gloss lipstick, and a top coat. Let's see how it looks after lunch!

I regret to inform you that I have transed Judge Holden

Manifest dread

*reading over old setting notes* Why in the everloving fuck did i decide to use *Welsh* phonemes for this world.

Alternative responses to "I Love You," expanded Doctor Who edition

My boobs are huge

The realization that the entire thing about fingers in Elden Ring was the setup to a giant "try fingers but hole" joke has unmade me.

We must never, ever forget that transmisogyny has a gravitational pull that must be consciously fought against even in cases where a trans woman is found to have done something right out of a transphobe's worst fantasies.

Whaaaat... So you mean to tell me that a self-appointed community guardian turned out to be an abusive piece of shit who targeted critics and did sex crimes? It's almost like that happens literally every time, online or off.

I haven't been here in a while. Been spending way more time on tumblr. So I thought I'd check in and why is everything on fire??? Seriously wtf did I miss??

Happy transgender day of visibility!

Estrogen orgasms rock. I love it when you're just basking in the afterglow and all of the sudden you just get another one for no reason. Like surprise, this is an afterSHOCK!

A lot of people talk about how bad Silent Hill Homecoming is, but they don't really get it. I was overseas with the military at the time, and it was genuinely one of the most affecting games I've ever played. Impeccable vibes. Like my literal nightmares in video game form.

I've never smelled rotten eggs before so if there was a demon around I'd be like "Ugh smells like broccoli farts" and then I'd die because no one ever describes demons as smelling like broccoli farts.

66° F and sunny: "I really should've worn shorts." 66° F and cloudy: "I really should've worn a jacket." 66° F indoors: "Dearest Theodora. It is with trembling hands that I write what will surely be my last letter..."

They stopped packing hot dogs and hot dog buns in different amounts years ago. We won! Now, we need to turn that same attention on a new issue: The fact that one jar of sauce is not enough for a box of spaghetti, but two jars are too much.

So like all the people who accused F1nn5ter of mocking trans people and just doing it for clout are gonna apologize, right?

Things that aren't AI art, but if you told me they were AI art, I'd believe you:

Gogi is experiencing a Situation