All right which one of y'all got the trash pandas banned from this con

When your slur for robots inspires an entire generation at once 17 years later

Last bits of the costume arrived today, along with my @anthroweekendutah.org badge! Couldn't be more excited!

So some mornings (like yesterday) I'm a zombie that needs 14 energy drinks and a child sacrificed to have a hope of getting out of bed, let alone function Other mornings (like today) I wake up like someone defibrillated me a full hour before my alarm goes off Someone make this make sense

As an American I'm legally obligated tomorrow to be obnoxious to all non-Americans I apologize in advance for my annual exaggerated showcase of stereotypical American patriotism Any and all criticism will be met with a loud, unironic belting of "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!" from Team America: World Police

Some great art from fish_soap on Instagram! Thanks so much!

New art by good bean local artist oddiebun.bsky.social! It turned out great, I love this style! Thanks so much!

Dentist: “Your gums are bleeding because you don’t floss often enough.” Me: “Really? Here I was thinking it’s because you spent the last 4 minutes stabbing them with a tiny sword.”

That's it, I'm boycotting DST and setting my clock forward an hour. Someone tell my work, I'm going back to bed

I forgor my earbuds this morning 😭😭 it's gonna be a long day at work

Don't forget to take your clothes out of the dryer! Your roommates might do it for you and see your cat paw gloves~

Avian sonas aren't real; they're just protogens created by the shadow government to spy on furries

One of my very favorite things is when I order multiple things on Amazon, I arrange for all of them to ship on the same day and hopefully in the same box, and I get an email saying "yup, they're getting split up into 3 boxes and they might arrive on different days anyway"