Guh I wanna be horny again where is my horny I should be posting hole and flirting 😭

Welcome to my new osrs snowflake Ironman, rules are: One monitor only No outside music No podcasts No tv shows

This weeks schedule: Torture your homunculus Tuesday Whip your homunculus Wednesday Torture your homunculus Thursday Feed your homunculus Friday Torture your homunculus Saturday

Fucked up in the crib watching normal suit gundam

Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult

Moaning and bouncing on it, and by it, I mean trampoline :))

I’m playing kusoge with fetishes you can’t even imagine

Customer at work didn’t know what a quarter was what the fuck do you mean I was handed 3 quarters and asked how much change that was???

If u have an AI pfp or post ai do not follow me im gonna block you fuck off

Getting really into arthouse for porn filming inspiration

Bwuh bad mood day hope u don’t mind me fishing for attention 🥺 #femboy #twink #transnsfw #hung #femsky

Every mmo should require humiliation rituals to level certain skills

Listing all the kinks I don’t have a dartboard and getting really into the first one I hit

Good dick got my girl laid up watching 2014 MBAACC A-Cho vods like oooh damn 236C really is air unblockable

Getting spitroasted would fix me I think

If I have to 😖🥺

Happy hump me day

I need to learn a kusoge so obscure it doesn’t even have an unfinished mizuumi wiki I need to find some real bullshit

i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet

On one hand I’m dying from work and school taking all my free time, on the other hand mewgenics and bootleg indie mmos and being a faggot 🥺

I love getting insults screamed in my face for several minutes by boomers at work over things I have no control over :))

I don’t want to be happy I want to be horny

I get to say “go pats” to all my customers today and they react the same way a kid does when u say 67 it’s wonderful

Good morning pathetic loser girls

You’re so mechanically mature for your elo

God I need to redye my hair so bad 😖

Filming porn on a vx1000 fisheye lens with beastie boys playing in the background

I need to be a slut why am I not being slutty pls help

It’d be so unfair if I was a top that god had to nerf me

I don’t sexualize myself!!! I let other people do it for me they’re better at it 🥺

Oh how I long to be a 28 year old in Chicago

Umm actually did u know that the reason they call it shoegaze is because umm mmfgh umm feet umm feet umm shoes…

If an uwu soft eboy tried to manipulate me it would unfortunately work

Celebrating tummy Tuesday, + some bonus ass :3 #femboy #femsky #queernsfw #transnsfw #twink #hung #catboy #catgirl

Do you think faker fucks w/ comically hung femboys that peaked in emerald

It’s faggot Friday!!

See an ass post an ass owo :3

As an addendum to the skateboarding post I WILL take a maid outfit kickflip video if it’s the last thing I do

Ofc I get hit with the urge to skateboard when there’s 2 feet of snow 😭

Glad deadlock lets me go to the aram retirement home before the game even comes out 🥺

Hello sweaty girls pls put your butt on my face thank u very much

I’m very focused on kusoge and getting a fatter ass

I need to get hornier

Remember to always keep your elf locked up :3 #femboy #transnsfw #twink #nonbinary #femboy #chastity

I don’t want to spend 20 hours a week locking in for schoolwork I want to spend those 20 hours jerking off and playing video games

My secret fighting game power is that I can only place well in bracket for games I don’t play

Need a bad bitch who’s power is equal to the number of card types in all graveyards and who’s toughness is that number +1

That dick looks rly heavy you can rest it on my face if u need to 🥺

Old guy on grindr calls me “champ” in his opening message in what’s being called “the worst attempt at flirting in recorded history”