Pittsburgh Penguins vs. Philadelphia Flyers

My mother, who has known me all 40+ years of my life and knows how I dress, looks at me in my oversized hoodie, sweats and messy bun and is all “You’re going out like that?” Ma’am, you act like I’m going to meet the love of my life at the grocery store, calm down. 😂

My mother, who has known me all 40+ years of my life and knows how I dress, looks at me in my oversized hoodie, sweats and messy bun and is all “You’re going out like that?” Ma’am, you act like I’m going to meet the love of my life at the grocery store, calm down. 😂

Give him to me @pittsburghsteeler.bsky.social

Let’s Go Pens. Amirtie Steeler fans?

Now is the time Steelers. Let’s get Notre Daddy as coach. I’ll send myself to the poor house and buy season tickets.

I just go asked by a drunk person down at the stadium if I was married and if not he “wants me” 🤣🤣 Happy Steeler game day 😂

Patriots won? Oh thank god, no home playoff game if we win. Whew!

God. Grant me the serenity not to slap a bitch at work today. I know people are excited for the game tomorrow but I have no patience for the attitudes I will receive when we don’t have some that they NEED for the game.

Nothing like turning on The Pitt and the first thing you hear is The Clarks. Be more Pittsburgh, I dare you. 😂

We have a whole AFC North Division Champions section set up in my store and this dude walks up to it with his girlfriend and is like “I’ll wait till we win on Monday to get win because then I’ll know we won it.” Me:

Tell me playoff traffic is happening in my store without telling me 🤣

I have to work the game Monday.

It’s here and it’s beautiful 😍

The peach Clearly Canadian was my everything and that grape strawberry mystic was crack..

My kingdom for a foot rub. My goodness one day back with you psycho Steeler fans and you broke me 🤣

Welp. I’m back at work. Fuck.

Pray for me when people bombard me for the division shit tomorrow. I may not make it out alive.

Welp. Time to settle in and watch the Steelers ruin my life.

Have no fear Steelers fans, they’ll win today because it will make my life hell at work to go into the playoffs. You’re welcome.

Taking down the Christmas decorations after a girls night out drinking is a choice but here I am 🫠

Girls might started…looking to be all 3

Me, with a fridge full of food: “I don’t want anything in here. Let me make cheddar and broccoli soup from scratch for dinner” What the hell is wrong with me?!? 🫠😂

Me, when the kids at work talk about their dumb shit…

Fuck Bama amirite?

Thank you Miami.

The only thing keeping me up till midnight is to grab a Creel House Lego when it drops and then it’s ✌🏼

IT’S TIME.

I come here to say this: Fuck Ohio State. My dad was a Miami fan so I hope they beat their asses.

Is it me or has this Texas/Michigan feel like it’s been on forever? I feel like I’ve been watching it for 18 hours now.

I don’t want to brag but I already have all my cheese cut for my charcuterie of one tonight, AND have on my most comfiest of snuggle pants on AND rocking my messiest of buns for NYE. Don’t hate.

Trying to find any fuck I might have for this upcoming Winter Classic because I can’t find one…

Newly minted Justin Brazeau fan checking in.

I just had a cashier give me $3 back in all change because they were out of dollar bills…. That’s a new one.

Vacationing so hard I thought today was NYE 😂

Board of Directors in my head:

I’ve done nothing the past two days but sit here, make soup and cuddle the puppies…. I could get use to this life.

Probably my hardest fought accomplishment

Me, knowing I won’t have to put up with the bullshit at work leading up to the Steelers home game next Sunday because I’m on vacation:

Love to my @pearljam.com fam 🩵

Can’t wait for both the Steelers and Penguins to disappoint me today.

@thejoshbanks.bsky.social 🤣

I never clocked out of work so fast in my late…See those nerds on Jan 5th. Staycation here I come!!

Taking to my kids at work about Will and his big scene in chapter 7 and they were complaining about how long and drawn out it was.. I was like look, I don’t think you realize what a HUGE deal that was. Back in the 80’s it wasn’t talked about, it was a “sin” & people wound disown you.

Never thought I’d be so emotional after watching Stranger Things but here we are…

Having to work on your birthday should be outlawed.

Best uniform shouts to this Minny/Detroit game 🔥