Win a shoot out? The Pens would never… I mean prove me wrong. No really, prove me wrong.

When your one little at work has a girlfriend that works in a coffee shop and she loves you 🥹

No one wants OT against the Flyers Pens. Just go ahead and score and win this in regulation. Thanks.

A rare Saturday off and I plan on sitting here braless, in snuggle pants and do nothing but build Legos all day. I’m a nerd. I know. 😂

My work: “It’s negative three degrees out, let’s blast the AC all day” Also my work: “It’s 70 out? Turn off the AC, they need musty, stale, warm air!”

I think I found my child

Live look at me this morning

When work asks you to pick up hours but it’s here…

I just turned on the music at work and they are playing Prodigy. It looks like a omeone is feeling a little unhinged at corporate today 🤣

This is now a Chinakhov stan account

These next few weeks at work are going to suck. Draft meeting on Monday, I have to be in Westmoreland on Tuesday, following week is downtown, then Pitt the week after…. Can I just stay in my own four walls? Please?

Reading/seeing all these comments the mens hockey team are now making about the women’s team..

This could be the most delicious thing I have today or the worst….lets find out.

Sid is out for 4 weeks? What team does that’s trash ass Gudas even play on these days? Imma need a word..

Me and Freddie (Please get this puppy phase over with 🫠🤣)

Same energy. I can’t unsee it.

Same Sid, same

Sitting here, watching Olympic hockey, drinking my coffee, hoping Tom Wilson and both Tkachuk’s fight and kill each other.

On my break and Stevie comes on the radio so of course I break out into song. Praying that my new assistant doesn’t come back here because he’s been here 3 weeks and don’t know me like this yet 🤣

It is with a heavy heart that we relay the news of the passing of legendary Pirates and National Baseball Hall of Famer, Bill Mazeroski. Maz was a 7-time All-Star who hit the greatest home run in baseball history. He was a beloved member of the Pirates family and he will be deeply missed.

Got asked to go to Chili’s with two of my boys from work and their friends…don’t know if that makes me the cool boss or they just want me there to buy booze 🤔🤣

McDavid McDaviding even in the Olympics

When your little you’re working with knows you love all things grape…

I just clocked in at work, went in the back to put my stuff down and have been standing here for a solid 3 mins because I just don’t want to do this today….

Happy Valentine’s Day kiddos!

This group of 11-12 year old boys walked in and were being little jagoffs…the one comes up to me and is all “Will you be the 6 to my 7?” I looked at him and was like “Nope. And if you keep acting like a little asshole no one will be” His friends burst out laughing and they left. 🤣

Got my first (and more then likely only 😂) valentine. I love that my 20 year olds at work are still 5 years old at heart 🤣

Possibly just blew my voice out jamming to Steelheart in the car while running errands 🤣 Woopsie!

Was Bang Tango a band? Or did I make that up? My kids at work think I did 😂

When and how have we reached Scream 7?!

Do the damn thing Green Day

I have absolutely nothing to do but sit here, cuddle the pups and wait for the Super Bowl today and it’s GLORIOUS.

I could not tell you one Bad Bunny song but if his music will make me booty shake it tonight I’m here for it.

h2p i guess

The lunch I made today for work 🤌🏼

STOP EVERYTHING. THERE IS STRAWBERRY GINGER ALE. WILL REPORT BACK WITH MY FINDINGS

My one little at work was like “I can’t believe I live in a world where the Wicked soundtrack exists” I was like “I feel ya. Like, it’s just wild to me that I grew up and had the honor of having Prince sing part of the sound track of my life.” She’s like “It’s not the same” Ma’am. MA’AM

This is now an Egor Chinakhov stan account.

No one. Absolutely no one. Jagr

Claude Giroux still plays hockey?!? Color me today years old…

I should totally go and read what has been happening in my group chat before I go in add my two cents… The chat: talking hockey. Me: “Pharrell could still totally get it” Why they keep me around I’ll never know 🤣

Do I even bother watching the Grammys? It’s not like I’m going to know a damn artist anyway😂

I love you Minnesota 🤣