Alejandro Garnacho is just a blonde Mykhailo Mudryk.

Caicedo just Kante’d the whole spurs team.

Roommate thinks Cars is a better movie and series than Toy Story and now I’m about to have a conniption.

Jamaica’s Gold Cup hopes will now lie in the result of El Guatico

If Mickey Ban de Ven was on a team that valued defending or Barcelona he’d be considered the best defender in the world.

I’m no man of science. But science tells us: Toronto wins MLS cup with Marco Delgado. He leaves and they have yet to recover LA Galaxy wins MLS cup with Marco Delgado. He leaves to LAFC… now the galaxy are struggling??? All um saying is correlation does equal causation when I want it to

Carranza isn’t getting influential play in build up, but he’s doing exactly what he did in Philly which is being an absolute nightmare to handle. Chippy, drawing fouls, causing mistakes… a master of the dark arts.

The energy in this Feyenoord-Inter Milan match is immaculate. Inter look tactically and technically the superior team but Feyenoord is making life difficult for them. Any breakthrough will likely come from some individual skill from Paixao or Osman though.

I feel like LAFC isn’t known for developing or giving chances to young players. Makes it fun to see David Martinez looking lively and confident on the wing.

Minnesotas front pair of Oluwaseyi and Yeboah are going to be so exciting to watch this season. Big question will be about the playmakers. Will they get enough from the wing play or Pereyra in midfield to create service? The midfield doesn’t seem the strongest which might hurt them long term.

Tremendous job on the desk, Mr Dax McCarty. Although I almost didn’t recognize him without, you know, the hair.

Spurs positioning in the final 3rd irks me. There’s no depth. they shrink the field vertically, resulting in tight passing angles. Players seem to have to hit all their passes on a pivot, no one plays the way they face. Fullbacks and midfielders occupy the same positions too.

Club tells Chalobah he’s not part of their plans after he fails to impress. They fail to secure a sale and loan him to Palace. He does great at Palace. They recall him for the January window. They don’t sell him and play him instead. Get blown out 3-0. What was the plan here, Chelsea?

Could Marco Pasalic join Gilliano Wijnaldum and Florentin Pogba in the “you know his brother as a star so he must also be good” party? Who else joins this exclusive MLS list?

This Brugge team is solid. Atalanta should have enough to move on with superior talent and tactics but I shouldn’t have counted Brugge out before the tie even began. You’ll definitely be seeing some names from this game playing for bigger teams in a year or two.

Philadelphia will look identical to St Louis. They want to dive headfirst into energy drink soccer. McGlynn couldn’t keep up. It’s going to be a very different looming style.

Are they dissolving? What is going on with these EPL team photos lol

Observations on ARS-AVL: AVL first: Morgan Rodgers is who Villa thought Jacob Ramsay would be. Youri Tielemans is not that guy. Matty Cash is not a good enough player for where AVL want to be. The midfield pair of Onana and Kamara are too similar. They miss the pure 6 play of Douglas Luiz

Why are they giving out a trophy and having a celebration. You won a quarterfinal? I wish I got a trophy for every knockout game I’ve won.

FPL pain

Wasn’t sure about A. Robinson playing tucked in as opposed to the man creating width, but he’s been beyond good playing alongside Tessman in possession. He’s passing ability is far beyond what it was even a couple years ago. Don’t think he could have played that role even 2 years ago.

With Ryan Richter taking over Union II, I’m concerned about what this means for @MarlonLeBlanc4 The man exudes humility and class. My one hope from all of this disaster is that maybe he’d become the new first team head coach. Wherever he is next year, know he’ll put up another fantastic season.