My daughter just received a master thesis in Weezer’s ‘Only In Dreams’. Including a flawless live description of the massive crescendo over the 2nd half. The song is a masterpiece.

Waking up this morning:

Watching Arizonans ice skate is high level comedy

Just like we always say, you gotta insure your insurance policies 💀💀💀

Round One! FIGHT!!! #MikeInTheBox

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The time for redemption has arrived. You tell 'em I'm starting Ameer Abdullah... and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me! #AbdullahExpress

No Twitch stream tonight. I’ll be on the Kessel Run

Well…it went poorly. 10 carries. I’m counting the 5 targets cause they were hitting him in his stone hands!

In the spirit of the season and to get karma on the side of Rico 'Suave' Dowdle, I will donate $5 to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for every touch he gets tonight against the Texans. DO THE RIGHT THING MCCARTHY!

This is borderline NSFW for dads

Hey party people. Momentum slowly gaining over here it seems. Will try to remember to post both places

Hello to everyone that got rate-limited

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?